Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "tNSotP 4: Red and Green"

Original Song Title:

"Us and Them / Any Colour You Like"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Pink Floyd

Parody Song Title:

"tNSotP 4: Red and Green"

Parody Written by:

Spaff.com

The Lyrics

Part 4 of a whole-album parody of The Dark Side of the Moon. All of the (completed) parts are linked from the bottom of this list.
THE NORTH SIDE OF THE POLE (tNSotP)

4.A.
RED AND GREEN
(To "Us and Them")

Red (red red red...)
And green (green green green...)
The Christmas shows
Begin way back at Halloween (ween ween ween...)

Pills (pills pills pills...)
And booze (booze booze booze...)
The reasons why
The Grinch rou- tinely screws (screws screws screws...)
The Whos (the Whos the Whos the Whos...)

SCROOGE, THE GHOST CRIES
IN HIS ROOM
NOW HIS BED'S NOT DRYYYY

DOES SANTA EXIST?
THERE'S A MIRACLE TWIST:
JUNK MAIL TAKES HIS SIDE

Heat (heat heat heat...)
And Snow (snow snow snow...)
One Miser's one-oh-one
One's ten below (below below below...)

Fake (fake fake fake...)
Or real? (real real real...)
Ask Charlie Brown
His tree will really seal (ly seal ly seal ly seal...)
The deal (deal deal deal...)

GEORGE, SAYS HIS WIFE,
IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE
YOU'RE BEDFORD FALLS' BEST GUY

RALPHIE, SON,
WITH A RED RYDER GUN
YOU MIGHT SHOOT OUT YOUR EYE

[Piano solo]

[Background voice:
"...cheap lying no-good rotten four-flushing lowlife snake-licking dirt-eating inbred overstuffed ignorant blood-sucking dog-kissing brainless dickless hopeless heartless fat-ass bug-eyed stiff-legged spotty-lipped worm-headed sack of monkey sh..."]

[Sax solo]

Egg (egg egg egg...)
And nog (nog nog nog...)
Help Chevy Chase
Face Cousin Eddie and his dog

Cheech (Cheech Cheech Cheech...)
And Chong
And who'll deny
They've got the greatest Christmas song (bong bong bong...)

OUT OF THE WAY
THERE'S A BIG-ASS SLEIGH
THE BURGERMEISTER CRIES

AND RAISE UP YOUR GLASS
TO RANKIN AND BASS
OR RU-
DOLPH
DIES


4.B.
DMITRI, THE GAY REINDEER
(To "Any Colour You Like")

[Instrumental]
[But the video is fabulous]

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 8

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 1
 1
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   7
 7
 7
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Olvan The Terrible - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment
You continue to amaze me with your holiday-themed Floyd parodies, Spaff. I'm sorry if you took my "Cardiac Time" comment the wrong way.
Jack Wilson - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment
That was awesome!!! LOL! 555!
alvin rhodes - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment
your best pink christmas song yet...excellent work here...5s
Spaff.com - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanx, Jackie & Scholar Rhodes. And Olvan: No apology necessary - I just couldn't tell whether you were joking. That parody was meant to satirize my own holiday indulgences as much as anyone else's.
Jack Wilson - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment
You should record this one and the other 3 Oh and I just made a CD of all the recordings of your songs Robert Lund has done! And check out some ofm y Christmas parodies too
Agrimorfee - January 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Sweet! Sweet! Sweet!
Spaff.com - January 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Jackie: I admire your impeccable taste. Heh heh. I enjoyed your Christmas parodies too.
Aggro: Thanx Thanx Thanx
Chris Bodily TM - January 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Was that "...cheap lying no-good rotten four-flushing lowlife snake-licking dirt-eating inbred overstuffed ignorant blood-sucking dog-kissing brainless dickless hopeless heartless fat-ass bug-eyed stiff-legged spotty-lipped worm-headed sack of monkey sh..."] off of Christmas Vacation? LOLOLOLOL! I remember that! 5-5-5!
Spaff.com - February 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Trademarked One: Yep, you nailed it. One of my favorite movie lines ever.
Red Ant - December 08, 2005 - Report this comment
The quoted line IMHO should have been credited to whomever wrote it. Since I haven't seen that movie I assumed you wrote it until I saw CBTM's comment. As for the parody, great job on the short lines.
Adagio - December 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Love the "name-calling" hehe. Great album, so far.
Spaff.com - July 15, 2006 - Report this comment
More belated thanx, Ant in Chains & Patagio. That classic line is uttered by Chevy Chase near the climax of "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation." The screenplay is by John Hughes, who wrote an alarming number of the most memorable comedies of the 80s (and directed a bunch of them too).
Jack Wilson - October 23, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL just read this one again, I LOVE the Christmas Vacation/Story refrences, and that quote is mmy fav form Christmas Vacation THE BEST Christmas movie IMO, I always laugh my ass off at it, that line though LOL
Spaff.com - November 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Local Celeb: Yeah, it is a bit nipply out.
Jack Wilson - November 11, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL yeah
"Russ you see the line?" "Nope" *Clark looks at him llike WTF?*
simpson - November 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Jesus I am laughing at every one of these Pink Floyd parodies. Are there actual song clips/movies to watch/listen to?
Spaff.com - December 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Local Celeb: Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.

simpson: Alas, it's just lyrics at this point. But if you happen to have an in with the Floyd guys, let me know.
Jack Wilson - December 15, 2006 - Report this comment
LMAO "Aunt Bethany does your cat by any chance eat Jello?"
Jack Wilson - December 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Now you've got me wanting to watch that movie LOL

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/pinkfloyd141.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 1398