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Song Parodies -> "You're Homely but I'll Sleep with You"

Original Song Title:

"I Only Want to Be with You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Dusty Springfield

Parody Song Title:

"You're Homely but I'll Sleep with You"

Parody Written by:

Spaff.com

The Lyrics

Take that bag off your head just long enough to check out the recording by Moneyshot Cosmonauts.
[Tequila!]
[Give me a shot!]

I didn't realize how dead this club would be
I don't make frequent trips out here to BFE
But you found my weakness:
Drinks for free
I hope nobody sees you leave this place with me
It's shameless but it's true
You're homely but I'll sleep with you

I live for truth and beauty but there's room for change
I'm faithful to myself but I could use some strange
And strange is precisely
The term for you
You'll be a two at ten but you're a ten at two
Congratulations, dude
You're homely but I'll sleep with you

You claim you stole my heart
There's a crime but it isn't theft
I guess tonight you're Mr. Right
'Cause everyone else has Left

I swear that I have
Never been a sellout for an easy score
Unless you count last weekend or the week before
I don't want beer goggles
Those still see
Instead I need a full tequilabotomy
And you should get one too
You're homely but I'll sleep with you

Is beauty just skin deep?
Well, your skin destroys that myth
How much Patron makes me think you're hot?
I'll have to plead the fifth

And now I finally
Understand why hookups all occur at night
It's easier to find a place devoid of light
Don't take it personal
When I ask
Would you please put on this Freddy Krueger mask?
It helps improve my view
You're homely but I'll sleep with you

[F-U-fugly-G-L-fugly-Y]
[F-U-fugly-G-fugly oh my]
[F-U-fugly-G-L-fugly-Y]
[F-U-fugly-G-fugly oh my]
(c) 2010+ Dusty Gaga

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Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 19

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Matthias - April 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Spaff just hit another one out of the ballpark with terms such as "tequilabotomy" and lines like "Would you please put on this Freddy Krueger mask?" and even the recording was sweet as hell with the opening song being "Just Dance" and turning into this. Don't know how you do it Spaff but you always seem to get better and better and better.
John Barry - April 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Great parody and acronym lesson. Now I know where I live.
Old Man Ribber - April 15, 2010 - Report this comment
She sounds like the legendary two-bagger...you also put a bag over your head in case her's falls off! ;D
Michael Pacholek - April 15, 2010 - Report this comment
It's like the old-time Yankee manager Casey Stengel said: "If you don't get it by midnight, chances are, you ain't gonna get it, and if you do get it, chances are, it ain't gonna be worth it."
Mark Scotti - April 15, 2010 - Report this comment
LOL!!! Ever hear of a butterface????
AFW - April 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Many clever phrases...and some really smooth anti-pick up lines
Flash Flood - April 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Funny as Hell as always
2Eagle - April 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Are you taking up where TT and Fiddle left off or are they working under an assumed name? Anyway, that's another view of dependency.
John Jenkins - April 16, 2010 - Report this comment
Since I'm sure that no woman has ever uttered those words to you, I commend you for your imagination and creativity.
Spiffy - April 16, 2010 - Report this comment
Absolutely positively the best parody of this song I have ever read! Who's the jealous person who voted 433? This is LOL funny all the way! 555
McKludge - April 16, 2010 - Report this comment
John J - Are you saying that because he's not homely, or because he's never been laid?

Loved the "plead the fifth" line.
UnKnownVotress - April 16, 2010 - Report this comment
^ to the Knight above ^ . . . Sir, don't you mean drinking the 5th, Lord McLewd ? ?
Jack Wilson - April 16, 2010 - Report this comment
Heard/read this already, HILARIOUS 555 TO THE MAX. Best one of yours EVER,a dn that says A WHOLE FREAKIN LOT
Jack Wilson - April 18, 2010 - Report this comment
Hey this isnt on the site, well ok it is,but the link isnt on the main page
Jack Wilson - April 20, 2010 - Report this comment
Listened to this again, and gotta say, even if Dusty were still alive, this is the cloeset we'd come to hearing a Gaga/Dusty duet, HILARIOUS
Meriadoc - April 20, 2010 - Report this comment
You've still got it Spaff...!
Spaff.com - April 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Matthias: Thanks, man. I love Bob's arrangement and Cari's vocals on this one.

John B: I live there too. It's a great place not to visit.

OMR: It's always best to wear protection.

Michael: And as Steve Martin said, "I believe in eight of the ten commandments." That has no bearing on this song, but still.

Mark: I suppose that's better than a butt face.

AFW: "Anti-pickup lines"? I'll bet they work. Try them out and let me know how it goes.

Flash: I dunno. Hell is pretty funny.

2Eagle: Eh?

John J: I plead the fifth.

Spiffy: Actually, I kinda think that if all you get is 5s, it ain't sharp enough.

McKludge: What I said to John J.

UnKnownVotress: Tell him hi for me.

Jackie: Thanks A WHOLE FREAKIN LOT

Merry: Yeah - the doctor said penicillin would clear it up, but no such luck.
Jack Wilson - April 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Welcome! Now do a parody of Its my Party and make the recording sound like Gaga on that too!
Spaff.com - May 14, 2010 - Report this comment
"It's Bacardi and I'll Stumble Around Slurring My Words and Hugging Mere Acquaintances as Much as I Want to"
Jack Wilson - May 16, 2010 - Report this comment
LOLOLOLOL LOVE IT! "You'll stumble too cause you've had more than twooooo"
Jack Wilson - May 19, 2010 - Report this comment
http://www.facebook.com/pages/SpaffcomRobert-LundMoneyshot-Cosmonauts/122549997774898?%21%2Fpages%2FSpaffcomRobert-LundMoneyshot-Cosmonauts%2F122549997774898%3Fv=wall
Spaff.com - June 17, 2010 - Report this comment
Dude, I can't believe you made a Facebook page for me. Now take it up a notch and get me some groupies.
TJC - July 17, 2010 - Report this comment
Practically Prognathically Perfect!
Spaff.com - March 28, 2011 - Report this comment
Remember "prog rock"? Most people don't realize it, TJC, but the "prog" means "prognathic."

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