-> "Relish"
Original Song Title:
"Cherish"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Relish"
The Lyrics
(Bum bum bum bum...)
Relish is the word I use to descri-ibe
All the green stuff that I have
Dripping down my face and si-ide
You don't know how many foot-long hot dogs I can swallow
You don't know how many Fritos corn chips that will follow
You don't know how many beers it takes to fill the
Hollow deep inside if you don't relish me as much as I
Relish you
Ketchup is the word that more than appli-ies
To what you've - got to do - to - ever be my si-ize
'Cause I am not gonna share my pot of pork and beans
And I am not gonna share my box of Krispy Kremes
And I am not gonna share the stuff spilled on my
Jeans unless you love it too so
Mayo - conclude I'm your
Hot dog
Oh I'm beginning to drink
This toast to toasted buns
And hope that I don't have to pee
Till I have mustard up the courage
Just enough sauce
To ask if I'm yer
Frankfur-ter
Or I am just nacho cheeses tonight?
Wish I could be sashimi
'Cause then you'd eat me raw
Or linguini
So you would slurp me like a straw
In your martini
Or is that far too bourgeois?
You make my heart move far far from the sauer crowd
But knock wurst than my caaa-aaar!
Chili is the word I use to descriiiiiiibe
That whole feeling that I get from your "you're a weenie" viiiiiiibe
You don't know how many times I've longed to onion dip you (Ooowooo)
You don't know how many times I've longed to bacon strip you (Ooowooo)
You don't know how many times I've wished that I could
Slip you so much beef you'd have to relish me as much as I
Relish you
And I do
Relish you
And Ragu
And fondue
Relish is the word
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