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Song Parodies -> "It's Fun to Fly (With the Fat Guy)"
Original Song Title:
"Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Offspring
Parody Song Title:
"It's Fun to Fly (With the Fat Guy)"
Parody Written by:
Spaff.com
The Lyrics
[Def Leppard intro:]
Fliegen mit dem fetten Gecken
Give it to me, Santy - Ho-ho! Ho-ho!
Wrap it for me, Santy - Ho-ho! Ho-ho!
Slide it down my chimney - Ho-ho! Ho-ho!
And all the elves say
It's fun to fly with the fat guy
Oslo - Minsk - Rome - Auckland - Bora Bora - home
December twenty-fourth and we're stranded in Des Moines
There's bad news from the vet - looks like Blitzen pulled a groin
We shouldn't be surprised by this Christmas Eve delay
'Cause this year Santa Claus barely fits into the sleigh!
He's overweight!
Added freight!
But he knows the girls are gonna love him anyway
Gonna hit their streets
And trim their trees
But lose no weight - he'll lose no weight
So don't make him beg
For that turkey leg
At least you know he can always GO ON JENNY CRAIG!
The girls want Santa Claus
So Hey! Hey! Do that jingle thing!
[Jingle jingle jingle]
Give it to me, Santy - Ho-ho! Ho-ho!
Wrap it for me, Santy - Ho-ho! Ho-ho!
Slide it down my chimney - Ho-ho! Ho-ho!
And all the elves say
It's fun to fly with the fat guy
Rio - Cairo - Nome - Cape Town - Yokohama - home
Last New Year's he resolved not to eat like such a hog
He tried those low-carb shakes but he mixed them with eggnog
He finally said screw it - cutting back is way too hard
Besides you know the groupies all expect a tub of lard
His shape's a mess!
He's Ruben-esque!
But he knows his fans will always cling to his success
Honeys feed him crap
Sit on his lap
So why lose weight? So why lose weight?
We got no complaint
Because the perks are great
At least we know we can always SCORE SOME GROUPIE DATES!
The girls want Santa Claus-zah!
The girls love Santa Claus-zah!
They're waiting for Santa Claus!
So Ho! Ho! Do that jingle thing!
[Jingle jingle jingle]
Fliegen mit dem fetten Gecken
Give it to me, Santy - Ho-ho! Ho-ho!
Wrap it for me, Santy - Ho-ho! Ho-ho!
Slide it down my chimney - Ho-ho! Ho-ho!
And all the elves say
It's fun to fly with the fat guy
Oslo - Minsk - Rome - Auckland - Bora Bora - home
December twenty-fourth and we're stranded in Des Moines
There's bad news from the vet - looks like Blitzen pulled a groin
We shouldn't be surprised by this Christmas Eve delay
'Cause this year Santa Claus barely fits into the sleigh!
He's overweight!
Added freight!
But he knows the girls are gonna love him anyway
Gonna hit their streets
And trim their trees
But lose no weight - he'll lose no weight
So don't make him beg
For that turkey leg
At least you know he can always GO ON JENNY CRAIG!
The girls want Santa Claus
So Hey! Hey! Do that jingle thing!
[Jingle jingle jingle]
Give it to me, Santy - Ho-ho! Ho-ho!
Wrap it for me, Santy - Ho-ho! Ho-ho!
Slide it down my chimney - Ho-ho! Ho-ho!
And all the elves say
It's fun to fly with the fat guy
Rio - Cairo - Nome - Cape Town - Yokohama - home
Last New Year's he resolved not to eat like such a hog
He tried those low-carb shakes but he mixed them with eggnog
He finally said screw it - cutting back is way too hard
Besides you know the groupies all expect a tub of lard
His shape's a mess!
He's Ruben-esque!
But he knows his fans will always cling to his success
Honeys feed him crap
Sit on his lap
So why lose weight? So why lose weight?
We got no complaint
Because the perks are great
At least we know we can always SCORE SOME GROUPIE DATES!
The girls want Santa Claus-zah!
The girls love Santa Claus-zah!
They're waiting for Santa Claus!
So Ho! Ho! Do that jingle thing!
[Jingle jingle jingle]
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I'm a HUGE fan of your site and your parodies, and this was GREAT. Absolutely hilarious. 5-5-5 unquestionably.
Great job, Spaff.
Mello: Thanks!
Big Red: That sounds suspiciously like something my mom would say. Are we, by chance, related?
Big Red: That sounds suspiciously like something my mom would say. Are we, by chance, related?
Hehehe...love the references to Jenny Craig and that Ruben fella.
Great work Spaff! Loved the "mixed them with eggnog" rhyme especially. Fives, mate.
I would have to doubt any relation between you and I, but anything's possible.
"Ruben-esque" absolutely cracked me up. Ho-ho-ho-larious.
This was excellent!
Better to have 300 pounds of Santa, or 300 pounds of Rueben, than 100 pounds of Clay!
Thanx, Rice & Ozzy & C4P.
Big Red: Wow - a "fan" who is not a relative? That's a first. Thanks for the honor.
Brandybuck: I just saw you and Took in LOTR3. Nice work.
Michaelopedia: I just groaned so hard my gut's Aiken.
Big Red: Wow - a "fan" who is not a relative? That's a first. Thanks for the honor.
Brandybuck: I just saw you and Took in LOTR3. Nice work.
Michaelopedia: I just groaned so hard my gut's Aiken.
HAHAHA! I loved that!
It is so so so sooooooooooooo dumb & stupid
I got Elves Gone Wild for Christmas, and it's a GREAT CD. I strongly recommend it.
Love that CD!
Thanx, Joelle & Red & Diiiva!
keedia: Don't worry - I've got plenty that are dumber & stupider than this.
keedia: Don't worry - I've got plenty that are dumber & stupider than this.
I always thought it was a bit cruel, your parents calling you 'Spaff.com'. Maybe I should take a hint and visit your website! Whenever there's a Christmassy parody, I know Yule do it well!
Thanx again, Luke. To what do I owe the honor of your digging through my archives? And, hey, maybe - just maybe - there's more Christmas stuff where this came from.
Loved it!!! Shades of Weird Al's Pretty fly (for a rabbi)
Thanx, Warren. I haven't heard that one, but I'm sure it's hilarious.
Ive always loved this one! 555! Ive been want9ing to hear it for a while. Anyways yes, that Weird Al song rules,Im sure youve heard it by now though
BTW wast his supposed to be on Elveas Gone Wild? BTW its AWESOME as I said
AAAH ya left out the verse about the tattoo ,but thats ok, cause this still rules, 555!
Local Celeb: Thanks, and yes, I did write this one for "Elves Gone Wild!" (AVAILABLE NOW AT WWW.ELVESGONEWILD.COM). This and a few others didn't get recorded in time (or, um, at all).
Ah I see! Wow! Interseting I gues Mrs. Claus was supposed to be on there too, and Blame the Elves as we know and Why's Madonna Kissing Birtney Spears..as I know!
sorry for the delated post to sutch a hillarious song, but gtreat job!
Thanx, Spoof-man!
Jackie: Definitely "Blame the Elves." Robert even had the music ready, but our guest vocalist went AWOL.
Jackie: Definitely "Blame the Elves." Robert even had the music ready, but our guest vocalist went AWOL.
Ah wow! Yeah you said that in the top comments of the parody
It says on the site there's a recording but I see no link!
Hey Local Celebrity. Shoot me your email address and I'll send you the MP3. spaff at spaff dot com
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