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Song Parodies -> "It's Fun to Fly (With the Fat Guy)"

Original Song Title:

"Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Offspring

Parody Song Title:

"It's Fun to Fly (With the Fat Guy)"

Parody Written by:

Spaff.com

The Lyrics

[Def Leppard intro:]
Fliegen mit dem fetten Gecken

Give it to me, Santy - Ho-ho! Ho-ho!
Wrap it for me, Santy - Ho-ho! Ho-ho!
Slide it down my chimney - Ho-ho! Ho-ho!

And all the elves say
It's fun to fly with the fat guy

Oslo - Minsk - Rome - Auckland - Bora Bora - home

December twenty-fourth and we're stranded in Des Moines
There's bad news from the vet - looks like Blitzen pulled a groin
We shouldn't be surprised by this Christmas Eve delay
'Cause this year Santa Claus barely fits into the sleigh!

He's overweight!
Added freight!
But he knows the girls are gonna love him anyway
Gonna hit their streets
And trim their trees
But lose no weight - he'll lose no weight
So don't make him beg
For that turkey leg
At least you know he can always GO ON JENNY CRAIG!

The girls want Santa Claus
So Hey! Hey! Do that jingle thing!
[Jingle jingle jingle]

Give it to me, Santy - Ho-ho! Ho-ho!
Wrap it for me, Santy - Ho-ho! Ho-ho!
Slide it down my chimney - Ho-ho! Ho-ho!

And all the elves say
It's fun to fly with the fat guy

Rio - Cairo - Nome - Cape Town - Yokohama - home

Last New Year's he resolved not to eat like such a hog
He tried those low-carb shakes but he mixed them with eggnog
He finally said screw it - cutting back is way too hard
Besides you know the groupies all expect a tub of lard

His shape's a mess!
He's Ruben-esque!
But he knows his fans will always cling to his success
Honeys feed him crap
Sit on his lap
So why lose weight? So why lose weight?
We got no complaint
Because the perks are great
At least we know we can always SCORE SOME GROUPIE DATES!

The girls want Santa Claus-zah!
The girls love Santa Claus-zah!
They're waiting for Santa Claus!
So Ho! Ho! Do that jingle thing!
[Jingle jingle jingle]

2003+ Spaff.com

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Big Red - December 22, 2003 - Report this comment
I'm a HUGE fan of your site and your parodies, and this was GREAT. Absolutely hilarious. 5-5-5 unquestionably.
Melhi - December 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job, Spaff.
Spaff.com - December 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Mello: Thanks!
Big Red: That sounds suspiciously like something my mom would say. Are we, by chance, related?
Rice Cube - December 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Hehehe...love the references to Jenny Craig and that Ruben fella.
AussieBullDog - December 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Great work Spaff! Loved the "mixed them with eggnog" rhyme especially. Fives, mate.
Big Red - December 22, 2003 - Report this comment
I would have to doubt any relation between you and I, but anything's possible.
Claude Prez - December 22, 2003 - Report this comment
"Ruben-esque" absolutely cracked me up. Ho-ho-ho-larious.
Meriadoc - December 23, 2003 - Report this comment
This was excellent!
Michael Pacholek - December 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Better to have 300 pounds of Santa, or 300 pounds of Rueben, than 100 pounds of Clay!
Spaff.com - December 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanx, Rice & Ozzy & C4P.
Big Red: Wow - a "fan" who is not a relative? That's a first. Thanks for the honor.
Brandybuck: I just saw you and Took in LOTR3. Nice work.
Michaelopedia: I just groaned so hard my gut's Aiken.
Joelle - December 25, 2003 - Report this comment
HAHAHA! I loved that!
keedia - December 26, 2003 - Report this comment
It is so so so sooooooooooooo dumb & stupid
Big Red - December 26, 2003 - Report this comment
I got Elves Gone Wild for Christmas, and it's a GREAT CD. I strongly recommend it.
Diva - December 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Love that CD!
Spaff.com - December 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanx, Joelle & Red & Diiiva!
keedia: Don't worry - I've got plenty that are dumber & stupider than this.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - April 01, 2004 - Report this comment
I always thought it was a bit cruel, your parents calling you 'Spaff.com'. Maybe I should take a hint and visit your website! Whenever there's a Christmassy parody, I know Yule do it well!
Spaff.com - April 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanx again, Luke. To what do I owe the honor of your digging through my archives? And, hey, maybe - just maybe - there's more Christmas stuff where this came from.
Warren - February 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Loved it!!! Shades of Weird Al's Pretty fly (for a rabbi)
Spaff.com - February 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanx, Warren. I haven't heard that one, but I'm sure it's hilarious.
Jack Wilson - October 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Ive always loved this one! 555! Ive been want9ing to hear it for a while. Anyways yes, that Weird Al song rules,Im sure youve heard it by now though
Jack Wilson - November 17, 2006 - Report this comment
BTW wast his supposed to be on Elveas Gone Wild? BTW its AWESOME as I said
Jack Wilson - December 03, 2006 - Report this comment
AAAH ya left out the verse about the tattoo ,but thats ok, cause this still rules, 555!
Spaff.com - December 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Local Celeb: Thanks, and yes, I did write this one for "Elves Gone Wild!" (AVAILABLE NOW AT WWW.ELVESGONEWILD.COM). This and a few others didn't get recorded in time (or, um, at all).
Jack Wilson - December 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Ah I see! Wow! Interseting I gues Mrs. Claus was supposed to be on there too, and Blame the Elves as we know and Why's Madonna Kissing Birtney Spears..as I know!
Spoof-man - December 16, 2006 - Report this comment
sorry for the delated post to sutch a hillarious song, but gtreat job!
Spaff.com - December 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanx, Spoof-man!
Jackie: Definitely "Blame the Elves." Robert even had the music ready, but our guest vocalist went AWOL.
Jack Wilson - December 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Ah wow! Yeah you said that in the top comments of the parody
Jack wilson - December 22, 2010 - Report this comment
It says on the site there's a recording but I see no link!
Spaff.com - December 23, 2010 - Report this comment
Hey Local Celebrity. Shoot me your email address and I'll send you the MP3. spaff at spaff dot com

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