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Song Parodies -> "Capitol Hill"

Original Song Title:

"Beverly Hills"

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Parody Song Title:

"Capitol Hill"

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The Lyrics

Robert Lund has a brand spanking new CD called Politicked Off! One of the 15 tracks is this 100% accurate description of what life will be like under the forthcoming Spaff Administration. This also happens to be today's featured song at The Funny Music Project (The FuMP), so get over there and download it while it's still free. Links to all of the above are here.
The USA's feeling not so great
The partisan fights are a bunch of crap
The Middle East is a little wack
And approval ratings are minus three

But here's how you can fix this mess:
Make me P.O.T.U.S.
Hey special interest groupies, come
And make donations to my partay

Capitol Hill!
That's where I want to be!
(Please elect me! Please elect me!)
Rulin' on Capitol Hill

Capitol Hill!
Poundin' shots with Ted Kenne-DY!
(Please elect me! Please elect me!)
Send me to Capitol Hill

I'll declare all tax unfair
I'll send al-Qaida STDs
And I'll support your right to bare
Arms and legs and mammaries

And sometimes I'll lean to the left
And sometimes I'll lean to the right
And sometimes I'll do both then fall
If it's a party night...on

Capitol Hill!
Come be my first lady!
(Please elect me! Please elect me!)
Chillin' on Capitol Hill

Capitol Hill!
Bring a friend for Giulia-NI!
(Please elect me! Please elect me!)
Man, I love Capitol Hill

The truth is...
Health care should be free
And so should beer and nachos
And trips to Waikiki

I'll resolve the immigration fiasco
I'll simply annex Mehico
We'll pimp out Air Force One and sing
Hail to the ME...yo

Capitol Hill!
Kiss my democracy!
(Please elect me! Please elect me!)
Lemme run Capitol Hill

Capitol Hill!
Hot-tubbin' with Hillary C!
(Please elect me! Please elect me!)
I RULE on Capitol Hill!

"My fellow Americans:
Tonight I'm subsidizing happy hour.
God bless Margaritaville."

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 11

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Kristof Robertson - October 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Jeez, Spaff: I live in the UK, but I'm seriously considering moving to Duluth just so I can vote for you! You know the Acronym drill by now: TMGLTM, ROFLMAO, etc. etc. :-) 555+++
McKludge - October 16, 2007 - Report this comment
It would require punding shots with Teddy to get me in a hot tub with Hillary. Excellence as usual, Spaff. 555
Matthias - October 16, 2007 - Report this comment
President Spaff, I like the sound of that. Hopefully you'll run for 555 terms.
alvin - October 16, 2007 - Report this comment
capitol idea....your usual brilliance
Jack Wilson - October 16, 2007 - Report this comment
That was awesome! 5s, heard this a few weeks ago, love it!
Project Sisyphus - October 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Another hit from the Spaffster, who clearly redefines the notion of a political party. Can I head up the official White House Band: "Geezer?"
Rick C - October 16, 2007 - Report this comment
I gotta get me a copy o' that CD. :-) This is fabulous! 555
Rex - October 17, 2007 - Report this comment
You got my vote. Can I be ambassador to Margaritaville?
Jonathan S. - October 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Da Pest here. It's rather ironic that you picked THIS track to be your next recording....I had thought of suggesting you record this very one. Just don't pound too many shots...or you won't be able to put out another CD. I'll vote 555, though, fortunately, there are fewer days than that left until Garbage W. Butch has to step down. - October 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Kristof: LOL. TYVM.

McKludge: Or pounding shots with Hillary to get in a hot tub with Teddy.

Matthias: Write me in. I think I've got just as much a shot at it as, say, Mike Huckabee.

Alvin: I swear, man, you deserve the commenting Medal of Honor.

Local Celeb: Been hanging out on MySpace, eh?

Project Bob: Geezer. Heh heh. I always thought the house band was Bush.

Rick: If you get lost on the internets, try

Rex: How 'bout Secretary of Steak?

Jonathan: I read your thoughts. I have that ability. Now stop obsessing about Dumbledore.

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