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Music Quotes:

Be cool.
- Weezer

Submitted by: LucidLupin
 

Band Name Origins:

  • Well while there is much speculation, it has recently been discussed at the offical Weezer message board, that Rivers Cuomo weezer's front man had a dream of a man with a flaming pie, the man with the pie was from outer space. When Rivers awoke from his dream the first thing that came to his mind was Weezer, and then he chose it for the band name. Submitted by: Onlyinpinkerton
  • One of Jon's high school (or college) pals in GARFIELD was nicknamed Weezer. The guys in the band of this name thought it was cool. Submitted by: Alan the Ottoman

Why the Name is Stupid:

  • Weezer sounds like a nerdy little band, but they are quite cool Submitted by: Innotech

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
Geezerssomeday when they're old men, this might applyRandom Madeupperson

Better Names for Current Songs:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"We All Need Hugs""We Are All On Drugs"Holden
"Kidney Complication""Perfect Situation"Holden
"We Are All On Charge""We Are All On Drugs"Alan the Ottoman
"Say It Ain't Po""Say It Ain't So"Dragon_of_Bebop
"Beverly Sills""Beverly Hills"newrock

There are additional Weezer new song names available.

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Island In The Sun,"It would burn.fatboy
"Island In The Sun,"Unless it's a sunspot, how can it be an island?fatboy

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
Comments & Submittor Name
"What's Your Name?""My Name Is Jonas," Weezerdxman
"Where Are You Now?""Beverly Hills," WeezerBrian Kelly
"Isn't It A Pity""This Is Such A Pity," WeezerJosh
"Walk This Way""The Other Way," WeezerJosh
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Tired Of Ex" originally "Tired Of Sex"
Diana Jasper
"Hunt You Every Day" originally "Haunt You Ever Day"
Could you picture Rivers Cuomo with a gun?
Josh
"This Is Such A Pit" originally "This Is Such A Pity"
Meredith Corpening
"Has Pipe" originally "Hash Pipe"
Julia Farda
"Hello Hell" originally "Hello Hello"
Tori Spelling Bee

There are additional Weezer song titles with a letter removed available.

Add a Letter To a Song Title:

"This Is Such A Piety" originally "This Is Such A Pity"
Meredith Corpening
"Win The Garage" originally "In The Garage"
Do you win a car to go in it?
jonny
"Harsh Pipe" originally "Hash Pipe"
Julia Farda
"Hash Piper" originally "Hash Pipe"
Tiffany Furlong
"Beverly Chills" originally "Beverly Hills"
Dave

There are additional Weezer song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter In a Song Title:

"Beverly Pills" originally "Beverly Hills"
Weezer takes medicine
dxman
"Beverly Sills" originally "Beverly Hills"
Famous opera singer!
jonny
"Tired Of Sea" originally "Tired Of Sex"
I'm sea-sick!
Josh
"Across The Spa" originally "Across The Sea"
Josh
"This Is Such A City" originally "This Is Such A Pity"
Meredith Corpening

There are additional Weezer song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Recordings:

June 10 "Allergy Pills" by Karl Ramey a parody of "Beverly Hills" by Weezer
ACHOO! I posted the lyrics 3 years ago, under a different name. I hope my singing isn't too bad. soundclick.com: (Mp3) (Comments)
May 12 "Birds and Bees" by Nuclear Bubble Wrap a parody of "Pork and Beans" by Weezer
The horrors of teaching sex ed... tindeck.com: (mp3) (Comments)

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Buddy Holly""Muddy Collie"blackjack21
"Beverly Hills""Mentally Ill"White Trash
"Pork and Beans""Birds and Bees"Nuclear Bubble Wrap
"My Name Is Jonas""I Am A Jonas (Brother)"Silver Power
"Say It Ain't So""Play In Nate's Garage"Matthias
"Buddy Holly""MTM Enterprises"Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
"Beverly Hills""Poppin' Advil"Below Average Dave
"Keep Fishin""Jim Henson"Matthias
"Beverly Hills""Barbeque Grill"Rex Ungericht
"Buddy Holly""Messy Bedroom"the_conqueror_of_parodies

There are additional Weezer song parodies available.

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Beverly Hills'Totally Spies!' TV Series PromosRanger Ian
The Damage In Your HeartCholesterol Prevention CommercialHolden
We Are All On DrugsAny Drug Prevention CommercialHolden
Burndt JambSmucker's JamEl Scorcho
Buddy HollyBuddy Holly DocumentaryIndra.v
There are additional Weezer commercials that haven't been done yet available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
We Are All On DrugsDrug Rehab CenterBeichan
We Are All On DrugsDrug Relief ClinicABBYYY
Hash PipeNarcotic Rehab CenterFifi Tixibelle
We Are All On DrugsAlcoholics Annonymous or any drug rehab centerSt. Nobody of Suburbia
Undone (The Sweater Song)T-Shirt CompanyFiggy
There are additional Weezer on hold music ideas available.

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
You And Me
   Lifehouse
We Are All On Drugs
   Weezer
You And Me, We Are All On Drugs
Holden
Mr. Brightside
   The Killers
Crab
   Weezer
Mr. Crab
Doesn't sound like a fun teacher -.-
Dillon
The Real Slim Shady
   Eminem
Buddy Holly
   Weezer
The Real Buddy Holly
But I thought there was only one. And he died.
Dillon
Peace Pipe
   Gary Hoey
Hash Pipe
   Weezer
Peace Hash Pipe
Terror Reid
There are additional Weezer duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :

Weezing Gorillaz
Gorillaz combined with Weezer
Submitted By: Jaccass
Weezer Coughing
Weezer combined with Soul Coughing
...from all that smoking.
Submitted By: rocky

Misheard Lyrics:

"Buddy Holly"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like my shoe.
Original Lyrics:
I lost my shoe.
"Keep Fishin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Guven I'm in love with you!
Original Lyrics:
Oh, girl, when I'm in love with you!
"Buddy Holly"
Misheard Lyrics:
What'd we ever do to the skies
That they were sworn by our love?
Original Lyrics:
What'd we ever do to these guys
That made them so violent?
"Troublemaker"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who needs stupid books? They offer Betty Crooks
Original Lyrics:
Who needs stupid books? They are for petty crooks
There are additional Weezer misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"Keep Fishin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Guven I'm in love with you!
Original Lyrics:
Oh, girl, when I'm in love with you!

Story about this misheard lyric by: Twatwit

Guven (pronounced with a silent "V"-Gu-en) was one of my mates at school and I thought-and hoped Weezer knew of a 'Guven' and included him in their 2002 hit, "Keep Fishin'" Imagine my disappointment when I looked up the actual lyrics to find the far more prosaic reference to a girl...

There are additional Weezer misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Buddy Holly"
Better Lyrics:
Ooh-wee-ooh, Susie got a Barbie dolly
Oh, oh, now she's dressing like a whore
I don't care that her parents hate this
I don't care 'bout that
Original Lyrics:
Ooh-wee-ooh, I look just like Buddy Holly
Oh, oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore
I don't care what they say about us anyway
I don't care 'bout that
Submitted by: Sakura

Funny Lyrics:

"Falling For You"
The Funny Lyrics:
What could you possibly see in little old three chord me?
Why They're Funny:
Ironic, because the song actually uses every root note.
Submitted by: Kenny
"Pink Triangle"
The Funny Lyrics:
I'm dumb she's a lesbian...
Why They're Funny:
I had a friend who actually got to meet Rivers (she went to Harvard with him last year...) She asked him about these lyrics and he explained that he wrote this song about a girl he THOUGHT was a lesbian. A couple of years later he ran into her and told her that the song was about her...and she told him that she wasn't a lesbian! Yeah I thought that was a pretty funny story.
Submitted by: nicole
There are additional Weezer Funny lyrics available.

Repetitive Lyrics:

"Perfect Situation"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
oh, oh, oh, oh
Why They're Repetitive:
half the song is this line repeated over and over
Submitted by: turkoizdog
"Island In The Sun"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Hip Hip (or a similar sound)
Why They're Repetitive:
Has Rivers got the hiccoughs or something?
Submitted by: Murphy

Nonsensical Lyrics:

"Undone-The Sweater Song"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
If you want to destroy my sweater
Hold this thread as i walk away
Why They're Nonsensical:
Um...okay...i have only one question...'what were they on when they wrote this song?'
Submitted by: Bertney
"Dope Nose"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Cheese smells so good on a burndt piece of lamb
Why They're Nonsensical:
Okay Rivers was that the dope hittin you?
Submitted by: lulo

Insincere Lyrics:

"Tired Of Sex"
The Insincere Lyrics:
i'm tired so tired
im tired of having sex
.... Monday night i'm making jen
tuesday night im making lin
wednesday night i'm making catherine
Why They're Insincere:
ummm...wait a sec..yea ok whatever hehe. i mean i <3 weezer but. ya know. just a little insincere here..
Submitted by: WeezerGirl
 

Misrhymed Lyrics:

"Peace"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
All these problems on my mind
Make it hard For me to think
Why They're Misrhymed:
The other verses rhyme, except this one. It could easily have been "make it hard for me to find" or something like that.
Submitted by: Jordan Elder
"Say It Ain't So"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Flip on the tele
Wrestle with Jimmy.
Why They're Misrhymed:
Except for the chorus, nothing much in this song rhymes.
Submitted by: rocky
There are additional Weezer misrhymed lyrics available.

Inappropriate Lyrics:

"Buddy Holly"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Whee-ooh, I look just like Buddy Holly, Oh, oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore.
Why They're Inappropriate:
What? Huh? What the heck does Mary Tyler Moore have to do with Buddy Holly, a quirky rock musician whose life was cut short years before Moore was famous. Maybe they're going for the nostalgia factor, or maybe they just think Generation Xers won't know who either Buddy Holly or Mary Tyler Moore was/is.
Submitted by: Quentin Opping
"Dope Nose"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Cheese smells so good on a burnt piece of lamb
Why They're Inappropriate:
Do what? What are you doing with a burnt piece of lamb in the first place?
Submitted by: Bryan Pardue
There are additional Weezer inappropriate lyrics available.

Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:

"Pork and Beans"
The Lyrics:
Timbaland knows the way
To reach the top of the charts
Maybe if I work with him
I can perfect the art
Who They Mention:
Timbaland
Submitted by: Alex
"Buddy Holly"
The Lyrics:
Ooh, Ooh, Ooh
I look just like Buddy Holly
Oh, Oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore
Who They Mention:
Buddy Holly, and Mary Tyler Moore.
Submitted by: Celeste
There are additional Weezer celebrity lyrics available.

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:

"Hash Pipe"
The Lyrics:
Down on Santa Monica where Trix are for kids
Product Brand Name:
Trix Cereals
Submitted by: Mickey D.
"Pork and Beans"
The Lyrics:
They say
I need some Rogaine
To put in my hair

Oakley makes the shades
That transform a tool
Product Brand Name:
Rogaine, Oakley sunglasses
Submitted by: Alex
There are additional Weezer product lyrics available.

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"My Name Is Jonas"
Opening Lines:
My name is Jonas.
Comments:
I thought his name was Rivers Cuomo.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
 

Song Title Space Change:

"Is Land In The Sun" originally "Island In The Sun"
No,there's almost certainly no land inside the Sun
Submitted by: Deirdre Collins

Song Title Anagrams:

"Ship Heap" originally "Hash Pipe"
Submitted by: dxman
"A Physic Sushi Tit" originally "This is Such a Pity"
Submitted by: Josh
"Hot Rye Wheat" originally "The Other Way"
Yum!!
Submitted by: Josh
"To Try Hee Haw" originally "The Other Way"
Try it, ya'll! You'll love it!
Submitted by: Josh
"Remake Tofu" originally "Freak Me Out"
It's too soft! Do it again!!
Submitted by: Josh

Real Places Mentioned in Songs:

"I Want You To"
The Lyrics:
I took you to Best Buy, you took me home to mom and dad
Why:
Best Buy
Submitted by: Alex
 

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"My Breast Fend" originally "My Best Friend"
Submitted by: Josh
"Sired Of Tex" originally "Tired Of Sex"
Yes, DNA shows Tex to be the father.
Submitted by: Lois Teem

Lyrics Spoonerisms:

"Say It AIn't So"
The Lyrics:
Say it ain't so
Your drug is a heartbreaker
Say it ain't so
My love is a lifetaker.
Why:
Say it ain't so
Your heart is a drugbreaker
Say it ain't so
My life is a lovetaker.
Submitted by: Rocky
 

Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:

Inhaler
ummm.... if you weez, you don't breathe well...
Submitted by: robbie
"I Want You To"
The Lyrics:
We watched Titanic and it didn’t make us sad
Why:
Titanic
Submitted by: Alex
 

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