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Fun Music Information -> Weezer
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Quotes:
Be cool. - Weezer Submitted by: LucidLupin
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Band Name Origins:
- Well while there is much speculation, it has recently been discussed at the offical Weezer message board, that Rivers Cuomo weezer's front man had a dream of a man with a flaming pie, the man with the pie was from outer space. When Rivers awoke from his dream the first thing that came to his mind was Weezer, and then he chose it for the band name. Submitted by: Onlyinpinkerton
- One of Jon's high school (or college) pals in GARFIELD was nicknamed Weezer. The guys in the band of this name thought it was cool. Submitted by: Alan the Ottoman
Stupid Band Names:
- Sounds like the lead singer is sick, doesn't it? Submitted by: Kelly
- Weezer sounds like a nerdy little band, but they are quite cool Submitted by: Innotech
Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Surf Wax America" | You take your car to work I'll take my board And when you're out of fuel I'm still afloat - Jonathan S. |
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Geezers | someday when they're old men, this might apply | Random Madeupperson |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "We All Need Hugs" | "We Are All On Drugs" | Holden |
| "Kidney Complication" | "Perfect Situation" | Holden |
| "We Are All On Charge" | "We Are All On Drugs" | Alan the Ottoman |
| "Say It Ain't Po" | "Say It Ain't So" | Dragon_of_Bebop |
| "Beverly Sills" | "Beverly Hills" | newrock |
There are additional Weezer new song names available. | ||
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Island In The Sun," | It would burn. | JC Foster |
| "Island In The Sun," | Unless it's a sunspot, how can it be an island? | Diddims |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Who's Johnny?," El DeBarge | "The Greatest Man Who Ever Lived," Weezer | |
| "Pop Singer," John Mellencamp | "Buddy Holly," Weezer | |
| "Rocket Man," Elton John | "Blast Off!," Weezer | |
| "Rock 'N' Roll Star," Oasis | "Buddy Holly," Weezer | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Last Off!" originally "Blast Off!"
Candy Welty
"Why Other?" originally "Why Bother?"
Peter
"Tired Of Ex" originally "Tired Of Sex"
Diana Jasper
"Hunt You Every Day" originally "Haunt You Ever Day"
Could you picture Rivers Cuomo with a gun?
Josh
"This Is Such A Pit" originally "This Is Such A Pity"
Meredith Corpening
There are additional Weezer song titles with a letter removed available.
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Why Brother?" originally "Why Bother?"
Peter
"This Is Such A Piety" originally "This Is Such A Pity"
Meredith Corpening
"Win The Garage" originally "In The Garage"
Do you win a car to go in it?
jonny
"Harsh Pipe" originally "Hash Pipe"
Julia Farda
"Hash Piper" originally "Hash Pipe"
Tiffany Furlong
There are additional Weezer song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter:
"Why Mother?" originally "Why Bother?"
Peter
"Crap" originally "Crab"
JeReMy
"Island On The Sun" originally "Island In The Sun"
Makes more sense.
Dongquan
"Beverly Pills" originally "Beverly Hills"
Weezer takes medicine
dxman
"Tired Of Sea" originally "Tired Of Sex"
I'm sea-sick!
Josh
There are additional Weezer song titles with a letter changed available.
Recordings:
May 11
a parody of "Pork and Beans" by Weezer
The horrors of teaching sex ed...
tindeck.com: (mp3)
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Buddy Holly" | "Joe Cole" | Fack Sabbath |
| "Buddy Holly" | "Joseph Kony" | SpeakToMe |
| "Hash Pipe" | "Toothbrush (Vermin Supreme's theme)" | Hu's On First |
| "Beverly Hills" | "Waverly Place" | D-Mon |
| "Hash Pipe" | "Meat Cleaver" | BulldozerBegins |
| "Buddy Holly" | "Muddy Collie" | blackjack21 |
| "Beverly Hills" | "Mentally Ill" | White Trash |
| "Pork and Beans" | "Birds and Bees" | Nuclear Bubble Wrap |
| "My Name Is Jonas" | "I Am A Jonas (Brother)" | Silver Power |
| "Say It Ain't So" | "Play In Nate's Garage" | Matthias |
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Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Beverly Hills | 'Totally Spies!' TV Series Promos | Ranger Ian |
| The Damage In Your Heart | Cholesterol Prevention Commercial | Holden |
| We Are All On Drugs | Any Drug Prevention Commercial | Holden |
| Burndt Jamb | Smucker's Jam | El Scorcho |
| Buddy Holly | Buddy Holly Documentary | Indra.v |
| There are additional Weezer commercials that haven't been done yet available. | ||
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Island in the Sun | Travel Agent | Dongquan |
| We Are All On Drugs | Drug Rehab Center | Beichan |
| We Are All On Drugs | Drug Relief Clinic | ABBYYY |
| Hash Pipe | Narcotic Rehab Center | Fifi Tixibelle |
| We Are All On Drugs | Alcoholics Annonymous or any drug rehab center | St. Nobody of Suburbia |
| There are additional Weezer on hold music ideas available. | ||
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| You And Me Lifehouse | We Are All On Drugs Weezer | You And Me, We Are All On Drugs | Holden |
| Mr. Brightside The Killers | Crab Weezer | Mr. Crab Doesn't sound like a fun teacher -.- | Dillon |
| The Real Slim Shady Eminem | Buddy Holly Weezer | The Real Buddy Holly But I thought there was only one. And he died. | Dillon |
| Peace Pipe Gary Hoey | Hash Pipe Weezer | Peace Hash Pipe | Terror Reid |
| There are additional Weezer duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Weenzer
Ween combined with Weezer
Submitted By: Chris Caldwell
Weezing Gorillaz
Gorillaz combined with Weezer
Submitted By: Jaccass
Weezer Coughing
Weezer combined with Soul Coughing
...from all that smoking.
Submitted By: rocky
Misheard Lyrics:
"Say It Ain't So"
Misheard Lyrics: Somebody's hiney is crowding my icebox
Original Lyrics: Somebody's Heine is crowding my icebox
| "Buddy Holly"
Misheard Lyrics: Woo-ee-oo, bitch I look like Buddy Holly
Original Lyrics: Woo-ee-oo, I look just like Buddy Holly
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"Hash Pipe"
Misheard Lyrics: I got my ass wipe
Original Lyrics: I got my hash pipe
| "My Name Is Jonas"
Misheard Lyrics: Then go back to bed
Once but never again Original Lyrics: Things were better then
Once but never again |
| There are additional Weezer misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Say It Ain't So"
Misheard Lyrics: This song is drowning in the blood
Original Lyrics: The son is drowning in the flood
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Deanna Torrisi My friend posted "This song is drowning in the blood" as the title of a note on facebook, and I knew she meant to say "The son is drowning in the flood" so I commented on it saying "what song is this?" and when she said it was "Say it Ain't So" I corrected her and she got so embarrassed she deleted all the comments and changed the title. |
| There are additional Weezer misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"Buddy Holly"
Better Lyrics:
Ooh-wee-ooh, Susie got a Barbie dolly
Oh, oh, now she's dressing like a whore
I don't care that her parents hate this
I don't care 'bout that
Oh, oh, now she's dressing like a whore
I don't care that her parents hate this
I don't care 'bout that
Original Lyrics:
Ooh-wee-ooh, I look just like Buddy Holly
Oh, oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore
I don't care what they say about us anyway
I don't care 'bout that
Oh, oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore
I don't care what they say about us anyway
I don't care 'bout that
Submitted by: Sakura
Funniest Song Lyrics:
"Why Bother?"
The Funny Lyrics: I know I should get next to you
You got a look that made me think you're cool But it's just sexual attraction It's not for real, so I'd rather keep whackin' Why They're Funny: hahaha....Self-explanatory
Submitted by: Hallie
| "Pork And Beans"
The Funny Lyrics: Work it out at the gym to fit my underwear
Why They're Funny: I dont see why he didnt buy underwear that fit him in the first place
Submitted by: Tyler T
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| There are additional Weezer Funny lyrics available. | |
Repetitive Song Lyrics:
"Perfect Situation"
The Repetitive Lyrics: oh, oh, oh, oh
Why They're Repetitive: half the song is this line repeated over and over
Submitted by: turkoizdog
| "Island In The Sun"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Hip Hip (or a similar sound)
Why They're Repetitive: Has Rivers got the hiccoughs or something?
Submitted by: Murphy
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Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Undone-The Sweater Song"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: If you want to destroy my sweater
Hold this thread as I walk away Why They're Nonsensical: Um...okay...I have one question here: What were they on when they wrote this song?
Submitted by: Leileilol
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Insincere Song Lyrics:
"Tired Of Sex"
The Insincere Lyrics: i'm tired so tired
im tired of having sex .... Monday night i'm making jen tuesday night im making lin wednesday night i'm making catherine Why They're Insincere: ummm...wait a sec..yea ok whatever hehe. i mean i <3 weezer but. ya know. just a little insincere here..
Submitted by: WeezerGirl
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Misrhymed Song Lyrics:
"Peace"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: All these problems on my mind
Make it hard For me to think Why They're Misrhymed: The other verses rhyme, except this one. It could easily have been "make it hard for me to find" or something like that.
Submitted by: Jordan Elder
| "Say It Ain't So"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Flip on the tele
Wrestle with Jimmy. Why They're Misrhymed: Except for the chorus, nothing much in this song rhymes.
Submitted by: rocky
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| There are additional Weezer misrhymed lyrics available. | |
Inappropriate Song Lyrics:
"Buddy Holly"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: Ooh-whee-ooh, I look just like Buddy Holly,
Oh, oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore. Why They're Inappropriate: What? Huh? What the heck does Mary Tyler Moore have to do with Buddy Holly, a quirky rock musician whose life was cut short years before Moore was famous. Maybe they're going for the nostalgia factor, or maybe they just think Generation Xers won't know who either Buddy Holly or Mary Tyler Moore was/is.
Submitted by: Quentin Opping
| "Dope Nose"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: Cheese smells so good on a burnt piece of lamb
Why They're Inappropriate: Do what? What are you doing with a burnt piece of lamb in the first place?
Submitted by: Bryan Pardue
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| There are additional Weezer inappropriate lyrics available. | |
Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:
"Buddy Holly"
The Lyrics: Ooh ee ooh I look just like Buddy Holly
Oh oh and you're Mary Tyler Moore Who They Mention: Buddy Holly and Mary Tyler Moore.
Submitted by: Celeste
| "Pork and Beans"
The Lyrics: Timbaland knows the way
To reach the top of the charts Maybe if I work with him I can perfect the art Who They Mention: Timbaland
Submitted by: Alex
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| There are additional Weezer celebrity lyrics available. | |
Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:
"Everybody Get Dangerous"
The Lyrics: Sixty-five in a twenty-five zone
Product Brand Name: Toyota Tercel, a car made from 1978-2000
Submitted by: JeReMy
| "Hash Pipe"
The Lyrics: Down on Santa Monica where Trix are for kids
Product Brand Name: Trix Cereals
Submitted by: Mickey D.
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| There are additional Weezer product lyrics available. | |
Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:
"El Scorcho"
The Song Lyrics: Maybe I'm scared to say
I'm falling for you Song They Mention: "Falling for You", another song from the "Pinkerton" album, two songs after El Scorcho
Submitted by: JeReMy
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Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"The World Has Turned And Left Me Here"
Opening Lines: The world has turned and left me here.
Comments: Submitted by: Brian Kelly
| "My Name Is Jonas"
Opening Lines: My name is Jonas.
Comments: I thought his name was Rivers Cuomo.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
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Song Title Space Change:
"Is Land In The Sun" originally "Island In The Sun"
No,there's almost certainly no land inside the Sun
Submitted by: Deirdre Collins
Song Title Anagrams:
"The Hay Tower" originally "The Other Way"
Submitted by: Joy Stick
"He Threw A Toy" originally "The Other Way"
Submitted by: Joy Stick
"Her Wheat Toy" originally "The Other Way"
Submitted by: Joy Stick
"Tow Hay There" originally "The Other Way"
Submitted by: Joy Stick
"Wrote 'The Hay'" originally "The Other Way"
Submitted by: Joy Stick
There are additional Weezer Song Title Anagrams available.
Real Places Mentioned in Songs:
"I Want You To"
The Lyrics: I took you to Best Buy, you took me home to mom and dad
Why: Best Buy
Submitted by: Alex
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Songs That Are Banned:
"Hash Pipe"
Banned from Radio One airplay because of its advertisement of the drug "Hashish". People were scared that children would start using the drug that wasn't banned from private stores at the time.
Submitted by: Callum Sutton - CDB Radio Cambridge
Song Title Acrostics:
SHAG: "She's Had A Girl"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
TOW: "The Other Way"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
DAD: "Death And Destruction"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"My Breast Fend" originally "My Best Friend"
Submitted by: Josh
"Sired Of Tex" originally "Tired Of Sex"
Yes, DNA shows Tex to be the father.
Submitted by: Lois Teem
Lyrics Spoonerisms:
"Say It AIn't So"
The Lyrics: Say it ain't so
Your drug is a heartbreaker Say it ain't so My love is a lifetaker. Why: Say it ain't so
Your heart is a drugbreaker Say it ain't so My life is a lovetaker. Submitted by: Rocky
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What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):
"Collaboration with The Gregory Brothers"
For one of the songs in the "Auto-Tune the News", Rivers, Brian, Scott, and Pat actually appeared in the song and corresponding video.
Submitted by: JeReMy
"Naming a band after a member's childhood nickname"
"Weezer" was a childhood nickname given to Rivers Cuomo because of a breathing problem.
Submitted by: JeReMy
Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:
Inhaler
ummm.... if you weez, you don't breathe well...
Submitted by: robbie
TV and Movies Mentioned in Lyrics:
"I Want You To"
The Lyrics: We watched Titanic and it didn’t make us sad
Why: Titanic
Submitted by: Alex
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Bad Ringtone Choices:
"Keep Fishin'"
The Lyrics: You'll never do the things you want if you don't move and get a job.
Why: If your friend gets offended by being told to get a job, and you get a call when you're with him/her, that would suck for you.
Submitted by: JeReMy
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