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Music Quotes:

Be cool.
- Weezer

Submitted by: LucidLupin
 

Band Name Origins:

  • Well while there is much speculation, it has recently been discussed at the offical Weezer message board, that Rivers Cuomo weezer's front man had a dream of a man with a flaming pie, the man with the pie was from outer space. When Rivers awoke from his dream the first thing that came to his mind was Weezer, and then he chose it for the band name. Submitted by: Onlyinpinkerton
  • One of Jon's high school (or college) pals in GARFIELD was nicknamed Weezer. The guys in the band of this name thought it was cool. Submitted by: Alan the Ottoman

Why the Name is Stupid:

  • Weezer sounds like a nerdy little band, but they are quite cool Submitted by: Innotech

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
Geezerssomeday when they're old men, this might applyRandom Madeupperson

Better Names for Current Songs:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"We All Need Hugs""We Are All On Drugs"Holden
"Kidney Complication""Perfect Situation"Holden
"We Are All On Charge""We Are All On Drugs"Alan the Ottoman
"Say It Ain't Po""Say It Ain't So"Dragon_of_Bebop
"Beverly Sills""Beverly Hills"newrock

There are additional Weezer new song names available.

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Island In The Sun,"Unless it's a sunspot, how can it be an island?fatboy

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
Comments & Submittor Name
"Who Are You?""Buddy Holly," WeezerPeter
"Who Do You Think You Are?""Buddy Holly," WeezerPeter
"Where'd You Go?""Beverley Hills," Weezerpaul
"Who Are You?""My Name Is Jonas," WeezerGreg
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Hello Hell" originally "Hello Hello"
Tori Spelling Bee
"We Are All on Rugs" originally "We Are All on Drugs"
Josh
"Hash Pie" originally "Hash Pipe"
Terror Reid

Add a Letter To a Song Title:

"Hash Piper" originally "Hash Pipe"
Tiffany Furlong
"Beverly Chills" originally "Beverly Hills"
Dave
"In The Garbage" originally "In The Garage"
Pam Tabor
"Dope Noise" originally "Dope Nose"
Samantha Wayland
"Dope Noose" originally "Dope Nose"
Cape Canaveral Lavigne

Change a Letter In a Song Title:

"Peach" originally "Peace"
Josh
"Wash Pipe" originally "Hash Pipe"
Tiffany Furlong
"Cash Pipe" originally "Hash Pipe"
Tiffany Furlong
"Hash Wipe" originally "Hash Pipe"
Tiffany Furlong
"Hash Pine" originally "Hash Pipe"
Tiffany Furlong

There are additional Weezer song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"My Name is Jonas""My Name is Mootle"The Happy Clown
"My Name Is Jonas""My Name Is Otis"Julian Lo
"Beverly Hills""Eighteen And One"Steve Kalafut
"Beverly Hills""MySpace Thrills"Spoof-Man
"Perfect Situation""Constipated"Abbott Skelding
"Beverly Hills""Capitol Hill"Spaff.com
"Buddy Holly""Bloody Coffee"Ethan Mawyer
"Beverly Hills""Bethel College"Robert Rasbaugh
"You Gave Your Love To Me Softly""You Left A Pube In My Coffee"Stephen Vick
"Hash Pipe""I'll Play My Bagpipe"Tony Wiseguy

There are additional Weezer song parodies available.

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Beverly Hills'Totally Spies!' TV Series PromosRanger Ian
The Damage In Your HeartCholesterol Prevention CommercialHolden
We Are All On DrugsAny Drug Prevention CommercialHolden
Burndt JambSmucker's JamEl Scorcho
Buddy HollyBuddy Holly DocumentaryIndra.v
There are additional Weezer commercials that haven't been done yet available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
We Are All On DrugsDrug Rehab CenterBeichan
We Are All On DrugsDrug Relief ClinicABBYYY
Hash PipeNarcotic Rehab CenterFifi Tixibelle
We Are All On DrugsAlcoholics Annonymous or any drug rehab centerSt. Nobody of Suburbia
Undone (The Sweater Song)T-Shirt CompanyFiggy
There are additional Weezer on hold music ideas available.

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
You And Me
   Lifehouse
We Are All On Drugs
   Weezer
You And Me, We Are All On Drugs
Holden
Mr. Brightside
   The Killers
Crab
   Weezer
Mr. Crab
Doesn't sound like a fun teacher -.-
Dillon
The Real Slim Shady
   Eminem
Buddy Holly
   Weezer
The Real Buddy Holly
But I thought there was only one. And he died.
Dillon
Peace Pipe
   Gary Hoey
Hash Pipe
   Weezer
Peace Hash Pipe
Terror Reid
There are additional Weezer duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :

Weezing Gorillaz
Gorillaz combined with Weezer
Submitted By: Jaccass
Soul Coughing Weezer
Soul Coughing combined with Weezer
Submitted By: newrock
Weezer Coughing
Weezer combined with Soul Coughing
...from all that smoking.
Submitted By: rocky

Misheard Lyrics:

"Beverly Hills"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm digging gold, bored in schools
Original Lyrics:
I didn't go to boarding schools
"Undone - The Sweater Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to destroy this sweatahhh
Let's hold hands and just walk away
It's good to see you lyin' there
In your Superman skippies.
Original Lyrics:
I don't want to destroy your tank-top
Let's be friends and just walk away
I hate to see you lyin' there
In your Superman skivvies.
"In the Garage"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got posters on the wall
My favorite rock group, KISS
I've got Ace Frehley
I've got Ludacris
Original Lyrics:
I've got posters on the wall
My favorite rock group, KISS
I've got Ace Frehley
I've got Peter Criss
"Buddy Holly"
Misheard Lyrics:
What'd we ever do to these guys
That made them so buy your love?
Original Lyrics:
What'd we ever do to these guys
That made them so violent?
There are additional Weezer misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"The Good Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
School is crap, I've had it.
Original Lyrics:
Screw this crap, I've had it.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Garrett

I almost put it as my senior quote (in a yearbook?). Good thing I didn't.

There are additional Weezer misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Buddy Holly"
Better Lyrics:
Ooh-wee-ooh, Susie got a Barbie dolly
Oh, oh, now she's dressing like a whore
I don't care that her parents hate this
I don't care 'bout that
Original Lyrics:
Ooh-wee-ooh, I look just like Buddy Holly
Oh, oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore
I don't care what they say about us anyway
I don't care 'bout that
Submitted by: Sakura

Funny Lyrics:

"Pink Triangle"
The Funny Lyrics:
I'm dumb she's a lesbian...
Why They're Funny:
I had a friend who actually got to meet Rivers (she went to Harvard with him last year...) She asked him about these lyrics and he explained that he wrote this song about a girl he THOUGHT was a lesbian. A couple of years later he ran into her and told her that the song was about her...and she told him that she wasn't a lesbian! Yeah I thought that was a pretty funny story.
Submitted by: nicole
"Say It Ain't So"
The Funny Lyrics:
Flip on the telly, wrestle with Jimmy
Why They're Funny:
hahahahahaha Jimmy is his penis, and he is 'wrestling' with him to naughty things on the television!
Submitted by: Sarah
There are additional Weezer Funny lyrics available.

Repetitive Lyrics:

"Perfect Situation"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
oh, oh, oh, oh
Why They're Repetitive:
half the song is this line repeated over and over
Submitted by: turkoizdog
"Island In The Sun"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Hip Hip (or a similar sound)
Why They're Repetitive:
Has Rivers got the hiccoughs or something?
Submitted by: Murphy

Insincere Lyrics:

"Tired Of Sex"
The Insincere Lyrics:
i'm tired so tired
im tired of having sex
.... Monday night i'm making jen
tuesday night im making lin
wednesday night i'm making catherine
Why They're Insincere:
ummm...wait a sec..yea ok whatever hehe. i mean i <3 weezer but. ya know. just a little insincere here..
Submitted by: WeezerGirl
 

Misrhymed Lyrics:

"Say It Ain't So"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Flip on the tele
Wrestle with Jimmy.
Why They're Misrhymed:
Except for the chorus, nothing much in this song rhymes.
Submitted by: rocky
"Surf Wax America"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
You take your car to work
I'll take my board
And when you're out of fuel
I'm still afloat
Why They're Misrhymed:
I love this song. I love Weezer. But I used to think he said 'Boat/Float' even though the song was about surfing. When I finally realized Rivers had let me down and faked the rhyme... I'll admit it, I was quite sad.
Submitted by: emily
There are additional Weezer misrhymed lyrics available.

Inappropriate Lyrics:

"Buddy Holly"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Whee-ooh, I look just like Buddy Holly, Oh, oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore.
Why They're Inappropriate:
What? Huh? What the heck does Mary Tyler Moore have to do with Buddy Holly, a quirky rock musician whose life was cut short years before Moore was famous. Maybe they're going for the nostalgia factor, or maybe they just think Generation Xers won't know who either Buddy Holly or Mary Tyler Moore was/is.
Submitted by: Quentin Opping
"Dope Nose"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Cheese smells so good on a burnt piece of lamb
Why They're Inappropriate:
Do what? What are you doing with a burnt piece of lamb in the first place?
Submitted by: Bryan Pardue
There are additional Weezer inappropriate lyrics available.

Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:

"Buddy Holly"
The Lyrics:
Ooh, Ooh, Ooh
I look just like Buddy Holly
Oh, Oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore
Who They Mention:
Buddy Holly, and Mary Tyler Moore.
Submitted by: Celeste
"El Scorcho"
The Lyrics:
I asked her to go to the Green Day concert, she said she'd never heard of them
Who They Mention:
Green Day
Submitted by: Lindsey
There are additional Weezer celebrity lyrics available.

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:

"We Are All On Drugs"
The Lyrics:
When you're out with your friends
in your new Mercedez Benz
Product Brand Name:
Mercedez Benz
Submitted by: fonzie
 

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"My Name Is Jonas"
Opening Lines:
My name is Jonas.
Comments:
I thought his name was Rivers Cuomo.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
 

Song Title Anagrams:

"A Physic Sushi Tit" originally "This is Such a Pity"
Submitted by: Josh
"Hot Rye Wheat" originally "The Other Way"
Yum!!
Submitted by: Josh
"To Try Hee Haw" originally "The Other Way"
Try it, ya'll! You'll love it!
Submitted by: Josh
"Remake Tofu" originally "Freak Me Out"
It's too soft! Do it again!!
Submitted by: Josh
 
 
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