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Quotes:
Be cool. - Weezer Submitted by: LucidLupin
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Band Name Origins:
- Well while there is much speculation, it has recently been discussed at the offical Weezer message board, that Rivers Cuomo weezer's front man had a dream of a man with a flaming pie, the man with the pie was from outer space. When Rivers awoke from his dream the first thing that came to his mind was Weezer, and then he chose it for the band name. Submitted by: Onlyinpinkerton
- One of Jon's high school (or college) pals in GARFIELD was nicknamed Weezer. The guys in the band of this name thought it was cool. Submitted by: Alan the Ottoman
Stupid Band Names:
- Sounds like the lead singer is sick, doesn't it? Submitted by: Kelly
- Weezer sounds like a nerdy little band, but they are quite cool Submitted by: Innotech
Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Undone - The Sweater Song" | Not the whole title is said in the lyrics, but the word "undone" is said in "I've come undone" and the word "sweater" is said in "If you want to destroy my sweater". - JohnHowarth |
| "Surf Wax America" | You take your car to work I'll take my board And when you're out of fuel I'm still afloat - Jonathan S. |
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Whizzer | One of the puppies in '101 Dalmatians' (1996) | Quyjibo |
| Geezers | someday when they're old men, this might apply | Random Madeupperson |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Sunspot In The Ocean" | "Island In The Sun" | Regina Haniger |
| "We All Need Hugs" | "We Are All On Drugs" | Holden |
| "Kidney Complication" | "Perfect Situation" | Holden |
| "We Are All On Charge" | "We Are All On Drugs" | Alan the Ottoman |
| "Say It Ain't Po" | "Say It Ain't So" | Dragon_of_Bebop |
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Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Island in the Sun," | There are no islands on, or in, the sun. | Dongquan |
| "Queen Of Earth," | No one can rule the entire planet. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Island In The Sun," | It would burn. | JC Foster |
| "Island In The Sun," | Unless it's a sunspot, how can it be an island? | Diddims |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "City," Sara Bareilles | "Beverly Hills," Weezer | |
| "Where's The Party?," Madonna | "Beverly Hills," Weezer | |
| "Your Name Is Beautiful," Carl Smith | "My Name Is Jonas," Weezer | |
| "Hey Joe," Jimi Hendrix | "My Name Is Jonas," Weezer | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Last Off!" originally "Blast Off!"
Candy Welty
"Why Other?" originally "Why Bother?"
Peter
"Tired Of Ex" originally "Tired Of Sex"
Diana Jasper
"Hunt You Every Day" originally "Haunt You Ever Day"
Could you picture Rivers Cuomo with a gun?
Josh
"This Is Such A Pit" originally "This Is Such A Pity"
Meredith Corpening
There are additional Weezer song titles with a letter removed available.
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Queen Of Hearth" originally "Queen Of Earth"
Samantha Wayland
"Why Brother?" originally "Why Bother?"
Peter
"This Is Such A Piety" originally "This Is Such A Pity"
Meredith Corpening
"Win The Garage" originally "In The Garage"
Do you win a car to go in it?
jonny
"Harsh Pipe" originally "Hash Pipe"
Julia Farda
There are additional Weezer song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter:
"My Name Is Jonah" originally "My Name Is Jonas"
Sardine Taylor
"My Name Is Jones" originally "My Name Is Jonas"
Sardine Taylor
"Why Mother?" originally "Why Bother?"
Peter
"Crap" originally "Crab"
JeReMy
"Island On The Sun" originally "Island In The Sun"
Makes more sense.
Dongquan
There are additional Weezer song titles with a letter changed available.
Recordings:
May 11
a parody of "Pork and Beans" by Weezer
The horrors of teaching sex ed...
tindeck.com: (mp3)
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Sheila Can Do It" | "My Friend Can Buy It" | Duc4AmIRight |
| "1 More Hit" | "Boxing Sport" | Duc4AmIRight |
| "Blue Dream" | "Gold Ring" | Duc4AmIRight |
| "The End of the Game" | "The Start of the Film" | Duc4AmIRight |
| "Numbers" | "Letters" | Duc4AmIRight |
| "Beverly Hills" | "Valley Mills" | AmericanGirlFan8998 |
| "Pork and Beans" | "Pork Roll Needs" | Mark Scotti |
| "Beverly Hills" | "Gregory Heffley" | Darius Whitehead |
| "Buddy Holly" | "Wayne Allwine" | Darius Whitehead |
| "Buddy Holly" | "Pee-Wee Herman" | slg |
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Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Beverly Hills | 'Totally Spies!' TV Series Promos | Ranger Ian |
| The Damage In Your Heart | Cholesterol Prevention Commercial | Holden |
| We Are All On Drugs | Any Drug Prevention Commercial | Holden |
| Burndt Jamb | Smucker's Jam | El Scorcho |
| Buddy Holly | Buddy Holly Documentary | Indra.v |
| There are additional Weezer commercials that haven't been done yet available. | ||
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Island in the Sun | Travel Agent | Dongquan |
| We Are All On Drugs | Drug Rehab Center | Beichan |
| We Are All On Drugs | Drug Relief Clinic | ABBYYY |
| Hash Pipe | Narcotic Rehab Center | Fifi Tixibelle |
| We Are All On Drugs | Alcoholics Annonymous or any drug rehab center | St. Nobody of Suburbia |
| There are additional Weezer on hold music ideas available. | ||
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Smiling Islands Robbie Patton | Island in the Sun Weezer | Smiling Islands in the Sun | Dongquan |
| You And Me Lifehouse | We Are All On Drugs Weezer | You And Me, We Are All On Drugs | Holden |
| Peace Pipe Gary Hoey | Hash Pipe Weezer | Peace Hash Pipe | Terror Reid |
| The Real Slim Shady Eminem | Buddy Holly Weezer | The Real Buddy Holly But I thought there was only one. And he died. | Dillon |
| There are additional Weezer duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Squeezer
Squeeze combined with Weezer
Submitted By: Little Old Lady Hu
Freezer
Freezepop combined with Weezer
Another way to get this name
Submitted By: Gus
Freezer
Free combined with Weezer
They'd play "cool" music!
Submitted By: Gus
Screeching Weezer
Screeching Weasel combined with Weezer
Submitted By: The Mole
There are additional Weezer Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
Misheard Lyrics:
"(If You're Wondering If) I Want You To"
Misheard Lyrics: Girl, you wouldn't read if I want you to
Original Lyrics: Girl, if you're wondering if I want you to
| "Tired of Sex"
Misheard Lyrics: I'm beat, beet red
Ashamed of what I said (What I said) Oh I'm sorry, to that girl I know I'm a sinner but I can't say no (Say no) Original Lyrics: I'm beat, beet red
Ashamed of what I said (What I said) Oh I'm sorry, here I go I know I'm a sinner but I can't say no (Say no) |
"Buddy Holly"
Misheard Lyrics: Wii U, I look just like Buddy Holly
Original Lyrics: Woo-ee-oo, I look just like Buddy Holly
| "Dope Nose"
Misheard Lyrics: Dead on my head
Original Lyrics: Debt on my head
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| There are additional Weezer misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Beverly Hills"
Misheard Lyrics: Naked girls never looked at me
Original Lyrics: Preppy girls never looked at me
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Cody Finke Well, I guess this had to do with Playboy...and I guess they were thankful they didn't look at Weezer or vice versa! |
| There are additional Weezer misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"Buddy Holly"
Better Lyrics:
Ooh-wee-ooh, Susie got a Barbie dolly
Oh, oh, now she's dressing like a whore
I don't care that her parents hate this
I don't care 'bout that
Oh, oh, now she's dressing like a whore
I don't care that her parents hate this
I don't care 'bout that
Original Lyrics:
Ooh-wee-ooh, I look just like Buddy Holly
Oh, oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore
I don't care what they say about us anyway
I don't care 'bout that
Oh, oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore
I don't care what they say about us anyway
I don't care 'bout that
Submitted by: Sakura
Funniest Song Lyrics:
"Undone - The Sweater Song"
The Funny Lyrics: If you want to destroy my sweater,
hold this thread as I walk away, watch me unravel, I'll soon be naked, lying on the floor, I've come undone! Why They're Funny: ....Or you could just hack it to bits. That has a lot less directions.
Submitted by: Dan Druff
| "Across The Sea"
The Funny Lyrics: At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk
Why They're Funny: huh? I don't get it.
Submitted by: Jason H.
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| There are additional Weezer Funny lyrics available. | |
Repetitive Song Lyrics:
"Perfect Situation"
The Repetitive Lyrics: oh, oh, oh, oh
Why They're Repetitive: half the song is this line repeated over and over
Submitted by: turkoizdog
| "Island In The Sun"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Hip Hip (or a similar sound)
Why They're Repetitive: Has Rivers got the hiccoughs or something?
Submitted by: Murphy
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Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Undone-The Sweater Song"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: If you want to destroy my sweater
Hold this thread as I walk away Why They're Nonsensical: Um...okay...I have one question here: What were they on when they wrote this song?
Submitted by: Leileilol
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Insincere Song Lyrics:
"Tired Of Sex"
The Insincere Lyrics: i'm tired so tired
im tired of having sex .... Monday night i'm making jen tuesday night im making lin wednesday night i'm making catherine Why They're Insincere: ummm...wait a sec..yea ok whatever hehe. i mean i <3 weezer but. ya know. just a little insincere here..
Submitted by: WeezerGirl
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Misrhymed Song Lyrics:
"Peace"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: All these problems on my mind
Make it hard For me to think Why They're Misrhymed: The other verses rhyme, except this one. It could easily have been "make it hard for me to find" or something like that.
Submitted by: Jordan Elder
| "Say It Ain't So"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Flip on the tele
Wrestle with Jimmy. Why They're Misrhymed: Except for the chorus, nothing much in this song rhymes.
Submitted by: rocky
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| There are additional Weezer misrhymed lyrics available. | |
Inappropriate Song Lyrics:
"Buddy Holly"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: Ooh-whee-ooh, I look just like Buddy Holly,
Oh, oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore. Why They're Inappropriate: What? Huh? What the heck does Mary Tyler Moore have to do with Buddy Holly, a quirky rock musician whose life was cut short years before Moore was famous. Maybe they're going for the nostalgia factor, or maybe they just think Generation Xers won't know who either Buddy Holly or Mary Tyler Moore was/is.
Submitted by: Quentin Opping
| "Dope Nose"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: Cheese smells so good on a burnt piece of lamb
Why They're Inappropriate: Do what? What are you doing with a burnt piece of lamb in the first place?
Submitted by: Bryan Pardue
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Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:
"Buddy Holly"
The Lyrics: I look just like Buddy Holly
And you're Mary Tyler Moore. Who They Mention: Buddy Holly and Mary Tyler Moore
Submitted by: Celeste
| "Holiday"
The Lyrics: On the road with Kerouac
Who They Mention: Jack Kerouac, 20th century American writer. Wrote a novel called "On the Road".
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
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| There are additional Weezer celebrity lyrics available. | |
Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:
"El Scorcho"
The Lyrics: Oh, the redhead said you shred the cello
And I'm Jell-o, baby Product Brand Name: Jell-o (flavored gelatin dessert)
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
| "Say It Ain't So"
The Lyrics: Somebody's Heine'
Is crowdin' my icebox ... This bottle of Steven's awakens ancient feelings Product Brand Name: "Heine" is a reference to Heineken, a Dutch beer. "Steven's" is a reference to a brand of beer from Steven's Point Brewery in Wisconsin.
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
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| There are additional Weezer product lyrics available. | |
Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:
"Summer Elaine and Drunk Dori (2010s)"
The Song Lyrics: I wish I hadn't played the prude
She touched my ankle Paranoid Android I felt it in my molecules Song They Mention: Paranoid Android - by Radiohead.
Submitted by: Carlos Payta
| "El Scorcho"
The Song Lyrics: Maybe I'm scared to say
I'm falling for you Song They Mention: "Falling for You", another song from the "Pinkerton" album, two songs after El Scorcho
Submitted by: JeReMy
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Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"A Little Bit Of Love"
Opening Lines: A little bit, a little bit of love.
Comments: Submitted by: Brian Kelly
| "All My Favorite Songs"
Opening Lines: All my favorite songs are slow and sad.
Comments: Submitted by: Brian Kelly
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Boasting in Song Lyrics:
"The Greatest Man Who Ever Lived"
The Boasting Lyrics: I'm The Greatest Man Who Ever Lived
Comments: Boasting to the highest pinnacle of possible boasting...
Submitted by: GlamRockNinjaLord
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Song Title Space Change:
"Is Land In The Sun" originally "Island In The Sun"
No,there's almost certainly no land inside the Sun
Submitted by: Deirdre Collins
Song Title Anagrams:
"The Hay Tower" originally "The Other Way"
Submitted by: Joy Stick
"He Threw A Toy" originally "The Other Way"
Submitted by: Joy Stick
"Her Wheat Toy" originally "The Other Way"
Submitted by: Joy Stick
"Tow Hay There" originally "The Other Way"
Submitted by: Joy Stick
"Wrote 'The Hay'" originally "The Other Way"
Submitted by: Joy Stick
There are additional Weezer Song Title Anagrams available.
Real Places Mentioned in Songs:
"Across the Sea"
The Lyrics: You are 18 year old girl
Who live in small city of Japan Why: Japan (country).
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
| "I Want You To"
The Lyrics: I took you to Best Buy, you took me home to mom and dad
Why: Best Buy
Submitted by: Alex
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Songs That Are Banned:
"Hash Pipe"
Banned from Radio One airplay because of its advertisement of the drug "Hashish". People were scared that children would start using the drug that wasn't banned from private stores at the time.
Submitted by: Callum Sutton - CDB Radio Cambridge
Super Long Pop Songs:
"Only In Dreams" Length: 7:59
Caps off their debut album.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
Super Short Pop Songs:
"Susanne" Length: 2:47
Submitted by: Evan
Song Title Acrostics:
SHAG: "She's Had A Girl"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
TOW: "The Other Way"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
DAD: "Death And Destruction"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"We Are Dall On Rugs" originally "We Are All On Drugs"
They are Dall Sheep on rugs?
Submitted by: Tess O. Gosset
"Dee R. Wall On Rugs" originally "We Are All On Drugs"
Submitted by: Tess O. Gosset
"My Breast Fend" originally "My Best Friend"
Submitted by: Josh
"Sired Of Tex" originally "Tired Of Sex"
Yes, DNA shows Tex to be the father.
Submitted by: Lois Teem
Lyrics Spoonerisms:
"Say It AIn't So"
The Lyrics: Say it ain't so
Your drug is a heartbreaker Say it ain't so My love is a lifetaker. Why: Say it ain't so
Your heart is a drugbreaker Say it ain't so My life is a lovetaker. Submitted by: Rocky
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Band Name Spoonerisms:
See Were originally "Weezer"
Submitted by: Brionna Secret
Hidden Messages:
"Weezer (The Green Album)"
Weezer's 2001 album often known as The Green Album is home to a perculiar hidden message. If you open up the CD case and look behind the CD tray (to see the rear back cover) and look down the spine to the right, you will find the message 'No'. This might sound weird, but perhaps not when I tell you Radiohead's OK Computer has a message in the same place that reads "I like you. I like you. You are a wonderful person. I'm full of enthusiasm. I'm going places. I'll be happy to help you. I am an important person, would you like to come home with me?". The Green Album is answering OK Computer's question, basically.
Submitted by: Lee
What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):
"Collaboration with The Gregory Brothers"
For one of the songs in the "Auto-Tune the News", Rivers, Brian, Scott, and Pat actually appeared in the song and corresponding video.
Submitted by: JeReMy
"Naming a band after a member's childhood nickname"
"Weezer" was a childhood nickname given to Rivers Cuomo because of a breathing problem.
Submitted by: JeReMy
Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:
Inhaler
ummm.... if you weez, you don't breathe well...
Submitted by: robbie
TV and Movies Mentioned in Lyrics:
"I Want You To"
The Lyrics: We watched Titanic and it didn’t make us sad
Why: Titanic
Submitted by: Alex
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Bad Ringtone Choices:
"Keep Fishin'"
The Lyrics: You'll never do the things you want if you don't move and get a job.
Why: If your friend gets offended by being told to get a job, and you get a call when you're with him/her, that would suck for you.
Submitted by: JeReMy
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