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Weezer's, "Across the Sea"
The Funny Lyrics:
At ten I shaved my head and try to be a monk
Why They're funny:
huh?
Submitted by: Rivers
Weezer's, "Buddy Holly"
The Funny Lyrics:
oo-we-oo I look just like Buddy Holly,
ut-oh and that Mary Tyler-Moore.
ut-oh and that Mary Tyler-Moore.
Why They're funny:
This song was released in the 90's....most teens then(and now) are like, 'Who's Buddy Holly and Mary Tyler-Moore.' That's what I find sooo very funny. Ha Ha Ha!
Submitted by: Pingpop86
Weezer's, "Dope Nose"
The Funny Lyrics:
Cheese smells so good on a burnt piece of lamb
Why They're funny:
well, you never know. .maybe it does. . i still don't know what this song is about. . and if you think about the title - dope nose - you know, maybe he was just a little high when he thought up this lyric!
Submitted by: clarita
Weezer's, "El Scorcho"
The Funny Lyrics:
Goddamn you half-Japanese girls do it to me every time
oh, the redhead said you shred the cello
And I'm jello, baby
oh, the redhead said you shred the cello
And I'm jello, baby
Why They're funny:
He is so upset that the half-Japanese girl shred the cello that he turns to jello apparently!
Submitted by: Woody
Weezer's, "El Scorcho"
The Funny Lyrics:
Goddamn you half-japanese girls, do it to me every time
Oh, the red-head said to shred the cello, and I'm jello baby
Oh, the red-head said to shred the cello, and I'm jello baby
Why They're funny:
Listen, dudes, these are not nonsense lyrics at all. He is infatuated, for slighlty racist but probably well-intended reasons, with half-japanese girls. a red-headed girl told him that this lady 'shreds' the cello, as it totally kicks ass at it. He turns to jello, as in, gets all weak in the knees and crazy in the stomach, because this fact (which fits the stereotype of asian ladies) makes him want her even more.
Submitted by: Ben
Weezer's, "El Scorcho"
The Funny Lyrics:
Goddamn you half-japanese girls, do it to me every time
Oh, the red-head said to shred the cello, and I'm jello baby
Oh, the red-head said to shred the cello, and I'm jello baby
Why They're funny:
None of these lyrics have anything to do with each other, they seem to come out of nowhere. It's a really funny song, just like all Weezer songs
Submitted by: Lor G.
Weezer's, "El Scorcho"
The Funny Lyrics:
I asked you to go to the Green Day concert
You said you never heard of them
-How cool is that?-
So I went to your room and read your diary
You said you never heard of them
-How cool is that?-
So I went to your room and read your diary
Why They're funny:
It's only the natural thing to do in that situation!
Submitted by: Woody
Weezer's, "My Name Is Jonas"
The Funny Lyrics:
Come sit next to me, pour yourself some tea
Just like Grandma made when we couldn't find sleep
Just like Grandma made when we couldn't find sleep
Why They're funny:
the whole song is crazily brilliant.... apparently at one live show he said to the crowd 'whats my name?' and the crowd shouted 'rivers' to which he replied 'wrong' & started playing 'my name is jonas'. he he he
Submitted by: Murphy
Weezer's, "My Name Is Jonas"
The Funny Lyrics:
Come sit next to me, pour yourself some tea
Just like grandma made when we couldn't find sleep
The choo-choo train left right on time
A ticket cost only your mind
The driver said 'hey man, we go all the way'
Of course we were willing to pay
Just like grandma made when we couldn't find sleep
The choo-choo train left right on time
A ticket cost only your mind
The driver said 'hey man, we go all the way'
Of course we were willing to pay
Why They're funny:
These are at different parts in the song, but the lyrics are still pure craziness
Submitted by: Murphy
Weezer's, "Pink Triangle"
The Funny Lyrics:
I'm dumb she's a lesbian...
Why They're funny:
I had a friend who actually got to meet Rivers (she went to Harvard with him last year...) She asked him about these lyrics and he explained that he wrote this song about a girl he THOUGHT was a lesbian. A couple of years later he ran into her and told her that the song was about her...and she told him that she wasn't a lesbian! Yeah I thought that was a pretty funny story.
Submitted by: nicole
Weezer's, "Pink Triangle"
The Funny Lyrics:
Im dumb she's a lesbian
Why They're funny:
Funny because it can be used so often in everyday conversation. no, really.
Submitted by: nessa
Weezer's, "Pink Triangle"
The Funny Lyrics:
everyone's a little queer why can't she be a little straight i'm dumb she's a lebian, i thought i had found the one, we were good as married in my mind, but married in my minds no good. Pink triangle on her sleeve let me know the truth,
Why They're funny:
it's about a guy who's in love with a lesbian... enough said
Submitted by: heather
Weezer's, "Say It Ain't So"
The Funny Lyrics:
Flip on the telly, wrestle with Jimmy
Why They're funny:
hahahahahaha Jimmy is his penis, and he is 'wrestling' with him to naughty things on the television!
Submitted by: Sarah
Weezer's, "Sweater"
The Funny Lyrics:
If you want to destroy my sweater,
pull the thread as I walk away
pull the thread as I walk away
Why They're funny:
Just listen to it. the whole thought of pulling thread from a sweater is funny
Submitted by: Bizziey
Weezer's, "Undone - The Sweater Song"
The Funny Lyrics:
I don't want to destroy your tank top
Let's be friends and just walk away
I hate to see you lying there in your superman scivvies
Lying on the floor, lying on the floor... I've come undone!
Let's be friends and just walk away
I hate to see you lying there in your superman scivvies
Lying on the floor, lying on the floor... I've come undone!
Why They're funny:
the other lyrics sang in the last chorus... its a classic
Submitted by: Murphy
Weezer's, "Undone"
The Funny Lyrics:
If you want to destroy my sweater,
hold this thread as I walk away,
watch me unravel, I'll soon be naked,
lying on the floor, I've come undone!
hold this thread as I walk away,
watch me unravel, I'll soon be naked,
lying on the floor, I've come undone!
Why They're funny:
....Or you could just hack it to bits. That has alot less directions.
Submitted by: Ansley Hord
Weezer's, "Why Bother?"
The Funny Lyrics:
I know I should get next to you
You got a look that made me think you're cool
But it's just sexual attraction It's not for real,
so I'd rather keep whackin'
You got a look that made me think you're cool
But it's just sexual attraction It's not for real,
so I'd rather keep whackin'
Why They're funny:
hahaha....Self-explanatory
Submitted by: Halle
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