Song Parodies -> Pink Christmas
| Original Song Title: | "So What" |
| Original Performer: | Pink |
| Parody Song Title: | "Pink Christmas" |
| Parody Written by: | Spaff.com |
You absolutely must hear the (condensed) version of this as performed by Moneyshot Cosmonauts.
Fa la la la la la la
Fa la la la la la
Fa la la la la la la
Fa la la la la la
The weather outside is frightful
But we've got no place to go
The fire is so delightful
So we're gonna let it snow
It doesn't show signs of stopping
The lights are turned way down low
And we've got some corn for popping
So we're gonna let it snow
Fa la la la la la la
Oh what a jolly sight
Fa la la la la la la
Santa Claus comes tonight!
So watch out
You better not pout
You better not cry
I'm tellin' you why
'Cause Saint Nick
Is touching down here
With all his reindeer
Up on the rooftop
Tonight!
Silent night!
Holy night!
And all is bright
So watch out
You better not pout
You better not cry
'Cause Santa's coming tonight
(Uh, jingle my bells, oah)
I will be home for Christmas
You can all count on me
Please have some mistletoe and
Presents around the tree
On Christmas Eve you'll find me
Where all the love light gleams
I will be home for Christmas
If only in my dreams
Fa la la la la la la
Bring on the peace and light
Fa la la la la la la
The chubby man comes tonight!
And so do
You hear what I hear
You see what I see
You know what I know
Then O come
Come all ye faithful
Come all ye joyful
All ye triumphant
Tonight!
Silent night!
Holy night!
And all is bright
So watch out
You better not pout
You better not cry
Because it's Christmas tonight
Hark how the bells
Sweet silver bells
All seem to say
Throw cares away
Christmas is here
Bringing good cheer
Ringing their song
Ding fries are done!
We wish you
A slammin' Solstice
A happy Hannukah
A kickin' Kwanzaa!
Now bring us
Some figgy pudding
Because we won't go
Until we get some
Tonight!
Silent night!
Holy night!
And all is bright
So watch out
You better not pout
You better not cry
Because it's Christmas tonight!
Fa la la la la la
(Phhbbbt!)
Fa la la la la la
Fa la la la la la la
Fa la la la la la
The weather outside is frightful
But we've got no place to go
The fire is so delightful
So we're gonna let it snow
It doesn't show signs of stopping
The lights are turned way down low
And we've got some corn for popping
So we're gonna let it snow
Fa la la la la la la
Oh what a jolly sight
Fa la la la la la la
Santa Claus comes tonight!
So watch out
You better not pout
You better not cry
I'm tellin' you why
'Cause Saint Nick
Is touching down here
With all his reindeer
Up on the rooftop
Tonight!
Silent night!
Holy night!
And all is bright
So watch out
You better not pout
You better not cry
'Cause Santa's coming tonight
(Uh, jingle my bells, oah)
I will be home for Christmas
You can all count on me
Please have some mistletoe and
Presents around the tree
On Christmas Eve you'll find me
Where all the love light gleams
I will be home for Christmas
If only in my dreams
Fa la la la la la la
Bring on the peace and light
Fa la la la la la la
The chubby man comes tonight!
And so do
You hear what I hear
You see what I see
You know what I know
Then O come
Come all ye faithful
Come all ye joyful
All ye triumphant
Tonight!
Silent night!
Holy night!
And all is bright
So watch out
You better not pout
You better not cry
Because it's Christmas tonight
Hark how the bells
Sweet silver bells
All seem to say
Throw cares away
Christmas is here
Bringing good cheer
Ringing their song
Ding fries are done!
We wish you
A slammin' Solstice
A happy Hannukah
A kickin' Kwanzaa!
Now bring us
Some figgy pudding
Because we won't go
Until we get some
Tonight!
Silent night!
Holy night!
And all is bright
So watch out
You better not pout
You better not cry
Because it's Christmas tonight!
Fa la la la la la
(Phhbbbt!)
(c) 2008 U + Ur Spaff
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Incredible.
Wowzers as usual, Spaff. I never would have thought to Christmastize this particular OS, but you pulled it off seemingly-effortlessly (and believe me, the more adverbs I use in a row, the more impressed I am - absolutely completely seriously).
went straight to the recording....excellently produced.....many carols combined into one fa-la-la-fest...dug it
Sir, this is one of my favorite Christmas SNOW songs . . And it has been quite C~O~L~D in NorCAL : we had Hail & the hills are dusted with SNOW !
Back to being amazing again I see. Will it ever stop, I don't know how you keep coming up with brilliant stuff everytime you put something out, you must have a billion stand-up comedians living inside of your brain. That's the only explaination to this. Great job, and Merry Christmas.
Already heard this at the FuMP. Bang-up job.
555, and you'll find a 5-star rating (and comment) from me at the FuMP as well.
555, and you'll find a 5-star rating (and comment) from me at the FuMP as well.
Rumor has it if you turn off the lights, spaff'll glow like Rudolph's nose. And he waxes chumps like candles. And uses the candles to save money and write parodies like this with minimal use of electricity.
Boggles the imagination! Can I have some of whatever neurotransmitters you're in('j' vs 'g')e('s' vs. 'c')ting?
Nothing says "Holiday Cheer" like me angrily shouting all of my favorite Christmas Carols through the office at 9 in the morning. You're a champ...=)
Makes sense, after all, Pink has had all the colors of Christmas in her hair. And I wouldn't mind unwrapping her on Christmas morning. (Sorry, Arwen, but she's a pretty foxy elf herself.)
Here's the proof we needed to see that Pink just needs a better lyricist. This performance is spot on. Her original lyrics are spot off. Kind of a spit spot spaff spin.
Thats AWESOME!!! 5s
Where the freak are my manners?! My apologies for the belated reply!
Matthias: So THAT'S where the voices are coming from.
Ethan: You've been spying on me again, haven't you?
TJC: It's merely caffeine ('ca' vs 'mor').
Arwen: I do that too. Year-round.
Tim: Spank you.
And many thanks, Aggro & EmilyLocally & alvin & PowderCakes & Jonathan & Michael & Jackie!
Matthias: So THAT'S where the voices are coming from.
Ethan: You've been spying on me again, haven't you?
TJC: It's merely caffeine ('ca' vs 'mor').
Arwen: I do that too. Year-round.
Tim: Spank you.
And many thanks, Aggro & EmilyLocally & alvin & PowderCakes & Jonathan & Michael & Jackie!
Hows that Archuleta parody coming?
You realize, Jackie, that in order to do a David Archuleta parody, I would have to familiarize myself with his stuff. That's asking a lot, don't you think?
P.S. There should be a "heh heh" on the end of that last comment.
Do one on Crack a Bottle.
Cody: Ha ha. That would make ME want to crack a bottle. Or two.
It's official. All tired, worn-out Christmas songs that have ever existed are now in one tight, concise number that should hopefully cut down on all the cash-in Christmas albums that come out just so artists can either have more time to write new material or get out of their contracts faster.
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