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Annie Cast

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The Lyrics

Uranus is named for the Greek god, father of twelve of the Titans. (Hence the expression "Uranus Titans.")
Let's sing a song for
Seventh planet from the sun
It's cyan!

I'd love to explore
Someday I'll touch down there and
Be famous
Like Roseanne!

Though they say that it's dark
And stark
And gassy
And no one should go there
But Cher
And J -
Lo -

My candle burns on!
Make a wish and blow it out!
It's your day!

It's asstral!
Though some say
It turns - side - ways!

Make movies about
Betcha they'd get two thumbs up!
Freakin' A!

[Big Broadway finish]

A -
© 2004+ Uranus Titans

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 41

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 4   9
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Mr. Scott - March 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Ay Cap'n, there seems to be a bunch a those Klingon fellas circling Uranus. Let me clean it up a bit before I get me old warp drive is gear, if ya catch me drift.
Johnny D - March 01, 2004 - Report this comment
And there's a ring around Uranus and moons around it too - funny how planets can be so much like the old medieval philosophers liked to say, "AS ABOVE, SO BELOW". 5's
Guy - March 01, 2004 - Report this comment
You said Uranus, haha. This certainly gives new meaning to the statement "the moons of Uranus". I did one once to "Venus" entitled "Anus" but I never caught the angle of "Uranus" for a parody. Good thing Venus has no moons. Great stuff here Spaff!
Rick D - March 01, 2004 - Report this comment
There was a joke on "Futurama" Where the Professor says "We got tired of that joke. They changed the name of that planet 500 years ago" Fry says "What's it called now?" "Urectum."
Birgitta - March 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Hahaha! Funny Spaff. I wonder if somebody'll ever crash land on Uranus....
Know 1 can hear you dream - March 01, 2004 - Report this comment
I didnŽt know "Asstral" was spelled with two s... :-)
Now IŽll never be able to listen to my Astral Projection (Goatrance) album the same way again.
Johnny D - March 01, 2004 - Report this comment
When your moons are in the old outhouse
And Poopiter aligns with Farts
Then pee will slide from gland-bits
And sludge will smear like tar
This is the glomming of your waste to your Derrius
Waste to your Derrius
Your Derrius
Your Derrius

Sorry, Spaff, but you inspire me....
Bob Gomez - March 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Spaff strikes again! San Franciscans thank you! Butt I think it's about time we sent a probe to Uranus. d;:^)
Adagio - March 01, 2004 - Report this comment
You sure did bring out the potties in the comments to hold Uranus in. Good job.
Billy Florio - March 01, 2004 - Report this comment
As they say, Men are from Mars, and Spaff is from Uranus.......
Uncle Martin - March 01, 2004 - Report this comment
No, Spaff does not come from Uranus, Spaff comes from Meatus. - March 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Spaff, I don't like Uranus, and I've never even seen it. But this is cool - March 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Wow, thanx, Mr Scott & Johnny Deet (x2) & GD'R & Polly & RAD & Birg & Peter & Bob Frickin' G & Patagio & B-Flo & Unc & Mr/Ms dot net. This is undoubtedly the funniest set of comments I've ever received.

And while, as Rick points out, Uranus jokes are older than Uranus itself, the image of "Annie" onstage belting out "URANUS! URANUS!" gives me giggle fits. Shoot, all you really need to do is substitute "Uranus" for "Tomorrow" and it still works:
"The sun'll come out Uranus"
"Just thinkin' about Uranus"
"So you gotta hang on to Uranus"

Anyhoo, thanx, y'all, again, for making this place so much fun. Almost as fun as Uranus.
Rice Cube - March 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Imagine trying to teach several classes of planetary science to a bunch of 14-year-olds and having to talk to them about Uranus. You can't call it "Your anus" because they'll laugh, and you can't call it "Urine-us" because they'll laugh. So immature. Anyway, good parody.
MacBeth - March 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Uranus, and Uranus, and Uranus
Leaks out this poopy pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of extruded slime;
And all our yesterdays have lighted stools
The way to flushty death. Out, out brown torpedo!
Scheisse's but a walking shadow, a poop layer
That grunts and wets his shower upon the porcelain
And then is smelled no more: it is a tail
Soiled by an a**hole, full of brown and furry,
Stinkifying everything.
Jay W - March 01, 2004 - Report this comment
A fine and fitting parody of a horrible song.
Joelle - March 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Jack Wilson - March 02, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL! GREAT job Spaff!
Claude Prez - March 02, 2004 - Report this comment
If this song finally rockets you to stardom you could say your new career came out of "Uranus"
Sweet Indigo - March 03, 2004 - Report this comment
That's sick, I love Annie and you are a harsh man. However I'm forced to give you all fives since I laughed so hard :)
Paul Robinson - March 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Spaff - I FINALLLy figured out what original song "TOMORROW" is that you're using here...I'm SORT of vaguely familiar with it, at least the part where they go "Tomorrow, Tomorrow, blah-blah-blah, Tomorrow"....I think that's the exact lyrcis, right? Anyway, now that I can connect the pace to something I'm gonna join the voting here because it's FUNNY. 5-5-5...Hmmm...."Substitute "Uranus" for "Tomorrow"...Let's see..."Uranus is another day"??? No...umm..."Don't feel bad about striking out, son, you can try again Uranus". No, the swap only works conditionally.
Melhi - March 04, 2004 - Report this comment
ROFL!!!! Love the big finish!
cheerleader - March 05, 2004 - Report this comment
OMG!! I almost peed my pants. Thanks, I'll never be able to watch Annie again without laughing my Uranus off!!! - March 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanx two billion, Rice & Johnny MacBeth & JW & Joelle & Jackie & C4P & Sweet & P-Rob & Mel & cheerleader. I'm lovin' these comments. I thank you, and Uranus thanks you.
Johnny D - March 10, 2004 - Report this comment
OK, I'll take credit for the MacBeth comment ... Watch out, everybody, is, too ... he sees you when you're sleeping ... he knows when you're awake ... he knows if you've been bad or good ... so be good for Spaffy's sake!
HERE'S THE RECORDING - March 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Michael Pacholek - March 25, 2004 - Report this comment
I was feeling bummed out, rock bottom, until I saw this one, a really cheeky parody, and my joy got back, my emotions no longer in arrears. I had a haunch this would be a good one.
Kanadian - March 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Two thumbs up!
EmiLoca - March 30, 2004 - Report this comment
*can't..stop...giggling....* Holy dangit, this was great. Perfect 15 from me.
John Jenkins - April 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent parody, especially the Cher, J-Lo lines. Here's to Uranus.
Guy - April 02, 2004 - Report this comment
This is going to be some tough competition in the March SOTM. Awesome pick for the event. I'd tell you good luck in the competition but somehow I don't think you need it all that much, but good luck just the same. - April 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanx, Kanadian & EmiLoca & Johnkins & Johnny MacDeet (again) & GD'R (again). You know, I've seen plenty of celestial bodies in my day, but I've always liked Uranus best. - April 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh, and Michaelopedia: I knew that you, of all people, would find a way to pull new puns out of Uranus. Heh heh.
Adagio - April 06, 2004 - Report this comment
I voted before...:D Still funny. Good luck in the competition, like you will need it. ;)
Meriadoc - April 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Having the actual MP3 available may have clinched it for you. Or clenched it. Whatever... ;-)
Peregrin - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Clenched I think! But only in relation to the OS, The parody was good!
neminem - April 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Very very nice! By the way, as someone who probably knows the musical, perhaps you would like to see my parody of NYC? Anyway, 5/5/5
Paul Robinson - April 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Spaff - Another great one here!
2nz - May 01, 2004 - Report this comment
I can always count on the singability of your parodies, Spaff. Top notch. Were you the cause of that big 'Uranus' craze for a while?
Pincksnowflakes - May 06, 2004 - Report this comment
very funny funny! loved it!
MARCH 2004 SONG OF THE MONTH - May 23, 2004 - Report this comment
SILVER MEDALIST,24.0 - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Belated thanx, Patagio & Smeagol & Gollum & menimen & P-Rob & Pincky!

Looney 2nz: I had no idea "Uranus" would become so, um, widespread. For a while there, everybody was getting into "Uranus." So please forgive us. On the other hand, can Uranus really receive *too* much attention?
Pincky - May 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Spaff ---- I dunno, but thanx for the thanx. (if that makes cents)
MARCH 2004 SONG OF THE MONTH SILVER MEDAL - August 25, 2004 - Report this comment;topic=3009.0;id=1325;image
John Jenkins - February 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Once again, I come to pay homage to Uranus. - February 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Uranus will thank you for it, Johnkins. Trust me.
2nz - March 14, 2005 - Report this comment
What John said. 'Uranus TItans' still makes me chuckle. - March 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanx, 2nz. How'd you like to be named Uranus? That would majorly suck, even for a god. I'd move to another solar system or something.
Red Ant - September 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Hole-y hell, this is funny. If I said I could top this parody I'd be blowing smoke up Uranus, butt eye might still consider it. - September 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanx, Ant in Chains. You missed the months-long celebration of Uranus, didn't you? Never fear; there's always time to focus attention on Uranus:
Red Ant - November 13, 2005 - Report this comment
I saw the link and accompanying parodies Spaff. I am also voyaging into the territory of Uranus with a submission that should be up in the morning. Great recording too.
Diddims - November 19, 2005 - Report this comment
I personally pronounce "oo-RAH-noos" to avoid running into uranus... Uranus would be so indignant if he knew what his name meant to modern English speakers! I like the "The sun'll come out Uranus" "Just thinkin' about Uranus" "So you gotta hang on to Uranus" ! Too funny! "NASA sends probe to Uranus; people everywhere giggle" -Colin Mochrie
Eric Andrews - December 01, 2005 - Report this comment
I give 5s to Diddims for the Colin Mochrie quote (R.I.P. WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?) Just think about the even bigger laughs if it was sung with the original line of "I love you, Tomorrow" as "I love you, Uranus". There's a real Anal Vice, right there, especially being sung by Annie. But I'll stop this parade on Uranus for now. Or should I stop U-raning on this parade? Is there no end to this joke? - December 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Red: I finally saw your tribute to Uranus. It brought tears to my eyes. (Your parody, not Uranus.)

Diddims: "oo-RAH-noos"? Good idea. From now on, I'm not going to pronounce the final syllable in "Idaho."

Eric: The answer to your final question is no. Uranus is bigger than us all.
Eric Andrews - May 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Did you know that Uranus is green on the outside? - July 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Eric: I've heard that it's blue-green. But I've never really looked at Uranus that closely.
URANUS REVISITED - August 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Pluto, Schmuto.
mindy and lana - December 01, 2006 - Report this comment
we thought it was MARVELOUS!!!! - December 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you, mindy and lana. Uranus is, in fact, marvelous.
fda - March 28, 2008 - Report this comment
i like big butts
Jack Wilson - March 30, 2008 - Report this comment
...and you cannot lie? - May 06, 2008 - Report this comment
You other planets can't deny
Rex Grossman - October 24, 2008 - Report this comment
I hate you. - November 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Stop. You're turning me on.
Zaria - April 07, 2009 - Report this comment
I have a class project that is on Uranus because when I heard that song I loved it more than my baby doll Sophie. I love Uranus.
zaria - April 07, 2009 - Report this comment
I cried so hard because I love this song I cried a whole 8ft swimming pool. I LOVE THIS SONG!
white trash - April 08, 2009 - Report this comment
very awesome and smart - June 26, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanx, Zaria & zaria & white trash. If you love Uranus it will love you back. At least that's what asstrologists say.
Eric Andrews - October 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Did you know Uranus is the only planet named after a Greek god? All the rest are named after Romans? - October 28, 2009 - Report this comment
I did not know that fascinating fact about Uranus, Eric. Uranus is truly unique!
Andria - October 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Great parody. OK, where was I in 2004 when this parody debuted? I wasn't on AIR that I recall, must've been doing something else. Anyhow, along with your 5s, you will get another fact related to Uranus: There is a bumper sticker that I often see that says "Keep the Earth clean. It's not Uranus!" (Ironically, I often see the drivers of cars bearing such stickers throwing trash and cigarettes out their windows.)
Jack Wilson - October 31, 2009 - Report this comment
I have a parody idea called Uranus to Heartless LOL
Eric Andrews - November 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Each pole of Uranus is dark for 42 years a time. - November 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Andria: To answer your question: Uranus, possibly.

Yo, Jackie, I'm real happy for you, I'mma let you finish, but South Park had one of the greatest Kanye parodies of all time.

Eric: If I were you, I wouldn't mention poles and Uranus in the same breath.
Jack Wilson - November 12, 2009 - Report this comment
LMAO I agree! I actually considered writing a Gay Fish parody after it aired while watching that episode...then that part aired! lOL
NEW RECORDING - February 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Grab "Uranus!" here:
Jack Wilson - February 10, 2010 - Report this comment
Love love it! Miss the Cher and J.Lo part though LOL - February 25, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Jackie. I had to work in "Uranus Titans," though, so those beloved celebrities got squeezed out of "Uranus!"
Jack Wilson - March 01, 2010 - Report this comment
LOLOLOLOL ok. Still awesome!
Eric Andrews - November 02, 2011 - Report this comment
They just discovered a new bright spot on Uranus! - December 22, 2011 - Report this comment
I just had a physical last week and, oddly enough, my doctor said something very similar.

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