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Song Parodies -> "I Blog Alone"

Original Song Title:

"Boulevard of Broken Dreams"

Original Performer:

Green Day

Parody Song Title:

"I Blog Alone"

Parody Written by:

Spaff.com

The Lyrics

February 2005. Dear Blog: The Grammys named Green Day's "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" Record of the Year, adding yet another shiny metallic object to the band's growing heap. Shockingly, Robert Lund's recording was snubbed.
I spill my guts online
At live dot home dot blog my name dot com
No one hits my site
But it's home to me and I blog alone

I dish out brilliant quotes
On the blogger board of broken links
Guess who leaves me notes?
Yes, I'm the only one and I blog alone

I blog alone
I blog alone

I blog alone
I blog a-

I work all
Day to make the Web admire me
It's not my
Job; if my boss knew, she'd fire me
That's fine; the
New York Times would beg to hire me
Till then I
BLOG ALONE

Bla-ah, bla-ah, bla-ah, blah-og
Bla-ah, bla-ah, blah-og

I mock celebrities,
Politics and sports and TV shows
Then I Google me
And hope it links to where I blog alone

I can't sleep at night
Even on vacation far from home
I pull up my site
To know I'm still online and I blog alone

I blog alone
I blog alone

I blog alone
I blog a-

My only
Friends are avatars and smileys
I humbly
Post my views then praise them highly
Some day I'll
Sell my soul like Bill O'Reilly
Till then I
BLOG ALONE

Bla-ah, bla-ah, bla-ah, blah-og
Bla-ah, blah-og

I blog alone
I blog a-

I unmask media lies
On the blogger board of broken links
Guess who leaves replies?
Yes, I'm the only one and I blog a-

Hey, look, they
Praised me in the News on Sunday
My site got
Thirteen million hits in one day
Okay, I
Lied, but that could happen some day
Till then I
BLOG ALONE

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Agrimorfee - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Spaff "drudge"d another good one!
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
*Scratches inferior idea "I want a blog (where I'll blah-blah)" to Pet Shop Boys "I want a dog" idea out of personal sketch book. Goes on to send thanx to God up above that it was never mentionened online in any type of comment*. Oh wait... ;-)
alvin rhodes - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
this is a blogbuster
Stephen Harrington - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
555, reminds me of how I have to keep up the threads that I start most of the time by myself.
Michael Pacholek - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Captain's Blog, Stardate 2006.215. Recommend the Bronze Star with Haha Clusters for Spaff. Kirk out.
Rex - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Tis better to have blogged alone than never to have blogged at all. And... somebody actually paid for Bill O'Reilly's soul? And... oh yes, this is great!
John Jenkins - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Excellent parody. Except for one line, this could have been about a conservative, liberal, or a Dutch blogger. But while I enjoy the smileys/highly/O'Reilly rhyming trio, I wish more journalists had the soul of O'Reilly.
bobpiecheese - February 16, 2006 - Report this comment
I was checking which famous AmIRight parodists had a new parody today...Billy Tong...Stu...Phil...what the hell, SPAFF! One click, and pants were shat from my laughter. WIth the Spaffster, there ain't nothing he can't make fun of.
Larry Hensley - February 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Hilarious one.
Stuart McArthur - February 16, 2006 - Report this comment
great stuff, spaff - thwang! bulls-eye on Bill O-Reilly - LOL - 555
Spaff.com - February 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanx, Aggro (nice pun) & e.e. rhodes (even nicer pun) & Step-Child & Hairy Larry & s2art!

Peterchyd: Don't worry - if it's in a public forum, no one will ever read it.

Michaelopedia: Ha. How many Trekkies do you suppose are out there writing "Captain's Blog"s?

Wrecks: No actual money changed hands. Satan got it in a complicated three-way trade with Jack Abramoff and the Crazy Frog.

Johnkins: Other media whores actually *can* have the soul of O'Reilly; Lucifer rents it out for a buck-fifty an hour, and will even throw in some falafel to sweeten the deal. (I undertsand that the very Reverend Pat Robertson has nearly filled his frequent-renter card.)

bob3.1417cheese: Muslim extremists. I can't make fun of Muslim extremists. No one can make fun of Muslim extremists. Just ask Denmark.
Jack Wilson - February 18, 2006 - Report this comment
I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!! You and Lund ashould totally get a MySSpace mUisc page, I totally ad dyou and put a song onm y page LOL
Matthias - February 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Another one great one from the blog on Myspaff...
bobpiecheese - February 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you Spaff. As soon as I find out what the hell a Muslim extremist is, maybe I'll give it a shot.
Tiffany - March 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Your song rocks!!!
Chris Bodily TM - March 05, 2006 - Report this comment
I synched this parody to your parody recording, and it is absolutely hilarious! I don't know much about this whole blog craze that's going on now. Apparently, they were just an excuse to tell off your boss, etc. We've already got something like that -- it's called punk rock! I couldn't stop laughing when I read this, and plus, I love TOS. How about doing Bloggers of Suburbia? 555
insert fake name here - March 07, 2006 - Report this comment
I heard this on Dr. Demento the other night.... congratulations and welcome to the big time!!
wannabemustangjockey - March 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Whaddaya mean you can't make fun of Muslim extremists??? "Paperback Writer" --> "Suicide Bomber" could be a fun one to do... By the way, I downloaded the recording. Very nice.
Spaff.com - April 02, 2006 - Report this comment
St Matthias & Tiffany: Thanx!

Local Celebrity: MySpace, eh? Isn't that where creepy old farts like me go to prey on impressionable teens? OK, sounds good.

creamcheesepie: Go to news.google.com and search "extremist." Not to be prejudicial or anything, but I'll bet that some of the results MIGHT be about, um, them.

CBTM: Heh heh. Go for it.

fake name: Thanx for inviting me in, but they stopped me at the gate. What's it like in there?

mustangjockey: I actually did "I'm an Extremist" to "I'm a Believer" but I think your idea is splendid. Do it, dude.

Oh, and everyone should check out the Dr. Demento show tonight. I'm just sayin'.
Pete - April 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Die breeder pleaser, Pete
Spaff.com - July 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Pete: Huh?
The Charnstar - August 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Curse ye all 3/ all 4/ all 1 guys... no 2's though, congrats on that hehehe, But none the less, GREAT song, absolutely love it, 555
Spaff.com - September 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanx, Charnsie.
heartbomb (rebell.hr@gmail.com) - October 01, 2006 - Report this comment
you'r just a bunch of idiots the man wrote the song couse he felt alone when he realized that the whole world kows about him and recognises him on the street. he felt alone, he wrote a song, it became a minor hit, and to you its a parody. shame on you!
Spaff.com - October 16, 2006 - Report this comment
"Minor hit"?
Red Ant - November 13, 2006 - Report this comment
LMAO! (NOW, I have no ass left.) This was just perfect; TMGLTM, and you captured my feelings about blogging. Re: Pete's comment, I believe it is a slur used against heterosexual people.
Spaff.com - December 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanx, Red. And I know plenty of breeders; I just don't know where that guy was directing his comment. Or why.
Owner - June 27, 2007 - Report this comment
oi u guys i no the guy who wrote this song. he goes to my highschool. he origially posted it on funny junk 2 yrs ago. he wrote it for a peotry asiignment we r studying 4 at scholl so "spaff" stole his song and thats rong
Spaff.com - August 18, 2007 - Report this comment
IM IN UR SKOOL
STEELIN UR HOMWORKZ

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