-> "I Blog Alone"
Original Song Title:
"Boulevard of Broken Dreams"
Parody Song Title:
"I Blog Alone"
The Lyrics
I spill my guts online
At live dot home dot blog my name dot com
No one hits my site
But it's home to me and I blog alone
I dish out brilliant quotes
On the blogger board of broken links
Guess who leaves me notes?
Yes, I'm the only one and I blog alone
I blog alone
I blog alone
I blog alone
I blog a-
I work all
Day to make the Web admire me
It's not my
Job; if my boss knew, she'd fire me
That's fine; the
New York Times would beg to hire me
Till then I
BLOG ALONE
Bla-ah, bla-ah, bla-ah, blah-og
Bla-ah, bla-ah, blah-og
I mock celebrities,
Politics and sports and TV shows
Then I Google me
And hope it links to where I blog alone
I can't sleep at night
Even on vacation far from home
I pull up my site
To know I'm still online and I blog alone
I blog alone
I blog alone
I blog alone
I blog a-
My only
Friends are avatars and smileys
I humbly
Post my views then praise them highly
Some day I'll
Sell my soul like Bill O'Reilly
Till then I
BLOG ALONE
Bla-ah, bla-ah, bla-ah, blah-og
Bla-ah, blah-og
I blog alone
I blog a-
I unmask media lies
On the blogger board of broken links
Guess who leaves replies?
Yes, I'm the only one and I blog a-
Hey, look, they
Praised me in the News on Sunday
My site got
Thirteen million hits in one day
Okay, I
Lied, but that could happen some day
Till then I
BLOG ALONE
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How Funny: | 4.7 | |
Overall Rating: | 4.7 | |
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