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Song Parodies -> "Rentboy"

Original Song Title:

"This Boy"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

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For decades, George Rekers has been one of America's most outspoken anti-gay activists, founding organizations and providing "expert witness" against everything from gay Boy Scouts to same-sex foster parents.

It was therefore shocking - SHOCKING! - to find that Rekers recently took a vacation to Europe with "Lucien," a strapping "rentboy" Rekers had met on (where else?) Rekers insists that he is not gay and that the barely-of-age male escort only went along to, quote, "lift his luggage."

Lucien says yeah, well, that and to provide daily hour-long sexual massages.

Sing it, Robert Lund.
Fly with me to France
You can carry my pants
Oops, I left them home again

Massage boy
I am so not gay
Gays rub me the wrong way
Help me rub one out instead

Oh, and rentboy
I've got baggage
In the closet
Come and pa-a-a-ack!
We'll fly
On the red-eye
But first grab my sa-a-a-ack!

Oops, I missed our flight
We got laid over tonight
You'll have to hold my junk again

(c) 2010+ Spaffboy

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Michael Pacholek - May 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Ah, another right-wing homophobe who doth protest too much. Remind me again which party is the party of "morality" and "family values"? Of course, for a moment, I thought you were saluting Chelsea Football Club for winning the championship of England's soccer league. (Their players and fans are nicknamed "Rent Boys" by fans of other teams, even though Chelsea fans used to be known as some of the nastiest hooligans in the world, even allying with neo-Nazis.)
Rick C - May 11, 2010 - Report this comment
I heard this over on the FUMP and, left a comment there. Excellent recording by Robert Lund, by the way. Lyrically short and to the point, the Fab Four by the Dynamic Duo! 5's all around.
Matthias - May 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Great job sticking it in... I mean to the man!
UnKnownFlightress - May 11, 2010 - Report this comment
LIEV 'in on a Jet plane . . . 10k-Mile club carrying member !
Max Power - May 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Like Larry Craig.
Jack Wilson - May 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Awesome. 5s
John Barry - May 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Ted Haggard and Larry Craig are croonin' this one. - May 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks for handling my baggage, Rick & Matthias & UnKnownFlightress & Max & Jack & John!

Michael: Say hi to Chelsea for me. (Clinton. Handler. Football Club.)

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