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Song Parodies -> "Take Me to the Clinic"

Original Song Title:

"Take It to the Limit"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"Take Me to the Clinic"

Parody Written by:

Spaff.com

The Lyrics

Get well soon, Malky.
Stumbling home after four in the morning
And the blue pills worked charms on the chick
But I'm thinking that a virus mighta got me
Damn I feel sick

You know I've always been a screamer
(Hate penicillin shots)
So I pop pills for pain
(Keep Walgreens sellin' lots)
But the sores I've seen lately
Keep returning back
And turning black
My burning crack's inflamed

So put me on a gurney
And roll me outside
And take me to the clinic one more time

You can chase every night, tailing swingers
You can swing every night, chasing tail
If your thing fell to pieces tomorrow
Would Valtrex still fail?

So I've been thinking amputation
(Yank this thing offa me)
Just a pain in the spleen
(Dang colonoscopies)
When there's nothing left for healin'
No more ballin' days
I'm all ablaze
It's hollandaise, but green

So put me in a textbook
And call this a crime
And take me to the clinic one more time

Take me to the clinic (Fleas!)
Take me to the clinic (Bubonic!)
Take me to the clinic
One more time
Copyright 2003+ Spaff.com

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 6

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Phil Alexander - October 14, 2003 - Report this comment
:-)
Adagio - October 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Very good...again...:)!! 5's
Bob Gomez - October 14, 2003 - Report this comment
"You can chase every night, tailing swingers You can swing every night, chasing tail" is genius. Congratulations and I'm sure Malcolm will love it. d;:^)
Billy Florio - October 14, 2003 - Report this comment
I thought this was gonna be about Senior citizens lol...good job, and Get well malcolm
John Jenkins - October 14, 2003 - Report this comment
I agree with Bob G about your "chasing tail" line.
Melhi - October 14, 2003 - Report this comment
I agree with Bob G and John J.
Claude Prez - October 15, 2003 - Report this comment
I agree with everyone who agrees about what they agree on because we're in agreement here. So looking at your chart, I'm afraid it appears you've got the "fives".
Wild Man - October 21, 2003 - Report this comment
555 Chalupas, Spaff.
Spaff.com - November 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanx, Philbo & Adagio & B-Go & B-Flo & JJ & Mel & C4P & Wild. Y'all were the inspiration for this.
malcolm higgins - March 17, 2005 - Report this comment
well, Mighty Spaff, a fine effort all around.. I missed this one. Sorry I would have thanked you profusely at the time.. all 100% now in every way.. thanks for the thought :=)
Spaff.com - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanx, Malky. I'm glad everything's back in working order.
84wTsmycDL - August 11, 2006 - Report this comment
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Spaff.com - September 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Indeed.

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