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Song Parodies -> "It's the Most Wonderful Kind of Brassiere"

Original Song Title:

"It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Andy Williams

Parody Song Title:

"It's the Most Wonderful Kind of Brassiere"

Parody Written by:

Spaff.com

The Lyrics

It's the most wonderful kind of brassiere
With the push-ups and padding
And inches it's adding
My praise is sincere
It's the most wonderful kind of brassiere

It's the hap-happiest corset of all
Its remote-control features
Rake leaves and warm bleachers
And put up drywall
I'm the slap-happiest husband of all

It's demure and delicious
With satellite dishes
And blows up so big she'll collapse
It's got built-in jump-starters
A matched set of garters
And edible beer-flavored straps

It's the most wonderful kind of brassiere
More for me than my honey
But well worth the money
It's Christmas all year!
It's the most wonderful kind
It's the best underwear find
It's the most wonderful kind
Of brassiere!
2004+ Spaff.com. Not from the CD Elves Gone Wild!

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 31

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Marseillaise - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Ils viennent jusque dans vos bras. Cinqs.
Arwen - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
I'd REALLY appreciate it, in spite of my respect for you, if you'd stop digging through my underwear drawer in the name of parody "research." At first I thought it was kind of cute...but really now...it's a little more than disturbing...
alvin rhodes - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
that's a helluva bra....funny, stuff, guy
Johnny D - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Nip on these fives, Boobmeister. ;-)
Lionel Mertens - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
I'll give my support to this parody with 5's
Kristof Robertson - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
What a bra!! Put me down for 555...
Jeff Reuben - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Boobtiful job!
John Jenkins - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Quite a ro-bust parody!
Adagio - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Cute song! 5's
Stuart McArthur - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
speaking of Xmas, it's just around the corner - where can I get me one? -(for HER appreciation of course, as I'm the selfless type) - funny and tightly-paced, your hallmarks, Spaff - 555
Paul Robinson - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
This parody holds up very well...pad it a little extra with these three 5's...
Tim Mayfield - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Perfect 10! I mean 5! sorry...
Steven Cavanagh - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Being a Spaff song, of corset's great.
Billy Florio - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Garter? I dont even know her!....sorry, all the good puns were taken....5-5-5 lol!
Phil Alexander - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but don't really need to, either - Spaff does keep raising the bra.. er.. bar, doesn't he?
Johnny D - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
You said a mouthful, Philbo...it's tough to keep abreast of Spaff...he milks every song for all that it's worth, and whips up parodies that are the cream of the crop. No whey could we keep abreast of that!
Know 1 can hear you dream - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
*Echos Steven Cavanagh's punny comment*
HERE'S ROBERT LUND'S RECORDING - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
http://www.spaff.com/poesy/brassiere.html
Cookie-man - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
I hope my wife finds one of these under the Christmas tree this year! Excellent work!
Mom - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Bra - vo!!
Jack Wilson - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
THis is awesome! 555!
M. McCain - December 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Clever, clever, clever to the power of 10!
Leo Jay - December 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny as hell. Fantastic.
Spaff.com - December 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Merci, Marseillaise. Thanx, Sister Evenstar (no prob - I've moved on to researching bath oils) & Scholar Rhodes & Johnny DD & Lionel & Fotsirk Nostrebor & Jeffaroo & Patagio & Stuartiste & P-Rob & Tim Actuallymaynotfield & Stevenagh & Billy Don't Be A Florio & Philbo & Johnny DD (again) & Peterchyd & Kooky Man & My Mom & Jackie & M. McCain & Lee OJ. Your supportive comments made me bust up.

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