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Song Parodies -> "My Will"

Original Song Title:

"I Will"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"My Will"

Parody Written by:

Spaff.com

The Lyrics

I hereby bequeath this parody to Matthias's White Trash Album.
Who knows how much my truck's worth
My guns, my dogs, my drill
But one day it all could be yours
'Cause I've got you in my will

There's cable in my trailer
And tons of stuff to smoke
I should leave it all to someone
Just in case one day I croak

Being of shoddy
Mind and body
I do hereby bequeath
All my Playboys 'n'
Gopher poison
And all my silver teeth

But all the stuff I'd give you
My wife's not in that deal
Never knew she fetishized you
Till I walked in and surprised you
How ironic I now eulogize you
Y'all were in my will

My will
(c) 2006+ Wild Spaffy Pie

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Matthias - October 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Hope you stay alive and healthy for a long, long, long, long, long time, but can I have some of your "Shakesperian Pie" if you pass away? Great Parody, I was looking forward to this!
Jack Wilson - October 20, 2006 - Report this comment
YES! IT'SHERE! This is awesome! 555!
Kristof Robertson - October 20, 2006 - Report this comment
I've got dibs on Uranus and Robert Lund when you shuffle off this mortal coil, Spaff. Loadsa fun here, my son. 555
Lionel Mertens - October 20, 2006 - Report this comment
5's
alvin rhodes - October 20, 2006 - Report this comment
left me in an "estate" of laughter
PMS - October 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Hilarious
Claude Prez - October 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Also awesome; I hope you die soon and leave me your brain. Heh heh.
malcolm higgins - October 20, 2006 - Report this comment
wow.. why didn't you leave writing this to me? they could've published it as they prostated my will.. 5-5-5 all the way...
The Charnstar - October 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Oh thanks man :-) I've always wanted all that stuff, 5-5-5
Joel Martinez - October 20, 2006 - Report this comment
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA, cause lol just won't cut it,555 Now where was I? Oh! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA­­HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH(and I go on untli the insane asylum people arrive and give me my shot, in which I pass out laughing)
Spaff.com - October 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanx, Matthias & Jack & Kristof & Lionel & Alvin & PMS & Claude (Claude?! Is it really you?!) & Malcolm & Charnstar & Joel. I'll be sure to scrawl something into the margins saying to cut you in on the loot.
HERE'S ROBERT LUND'S RECORDING - March 08, 2007 - Report this comment
www.spaff.com/poesy/my_will.html
Spoof-Man - March 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Better then a lot of Beatles parodies on this site.....GREAT JOB!!!!! 5-5-5's all the way Spaff-man
Spaff.com - August 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanx, man. Er, SPOOF man.
Phil Alexander - January 12, 2012 - Report this comment
Missed this first time around, but had a similar sort of idea and not entirely surprised someone got here first. Brilliant and hilarious as usual :-)
O. Feelya. - January 12, 2012 - Report this comment
Hilarious, with brilliant rhyming: Playboys'n/Gopher Poison? Damn. And the triple at the end. Damn.

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