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Song Parodies -> "Under the Tree"

Original Song Title:

"Under the Sea"

Original Performer:

Disney's The Little Mermaid

Parody Song Title:

"Under the Tree"

Parody Written by:

Spaff.com

The Lyrics

A tip of de hat to de site's many excellent parodies of dis song. I tink de first to transcribe de accent was Phil Alexander's Mend My PC.
De pine trees is always greener
When you smart and buy dem fake
Dere's sap from my hat to wiener
My beard and my reindeer ache

I tink we survived December
And passed out de gifts galore
De ting is I don't remember
'Cause I'm passed out on de floor

Under de tree
Under de tree
Dat's where I sprawls out
After de balls-out
Christmas par-ty!
All troo de year we slave away
Pound down de cheer on Christmas Day
You'll find Kris Kringle
Too juiced to jingle
Under de tree

(Ho ho ho!)

You tink dat my job is nifty
'Cause I got de pimped-out sleigh
Well you try deliv'rin' 50
Cent CD's in East L.A.

Don't ask 'bout de Cuban borders
Or jus' how we lost dat elf
Dis Post-Christmas Stress Disorder's
De reason I drink myself...

Under de tree
Under de tree
Once dere was present
Now just unpleasant
Odor from me
Two or tree weeks de kids behaved
Now dat I'm gone, dey all depraved
Burn next year's list, de
Ingrates can fist me

Under de tree (Under de tree)
Under de tree (Under de tree)
Everyone get some
Gift den forget, come
Januar-y (January-ee-ee-ee)
You tink dat Santa's days are passed?
If so den kiss my jolly ass!
I'll jus' remain here
Me and my reindeer
Under de tree

De Blitzen he blitzed
De Dasher he smashed
De Donner he gone:
His "party" been crashed
De Cupid he lewd
De Rudolph he screwed
His nose, now it glows no mo
(Dang)
Dat Vixen she mix
De Prancer more drink
De Comet be gone -
Try under de sink!
De Dancer's depantsed
De elves watch her dance
Upon dat striped North POLE!

[Festive North Pole Dancer interlude]

Under de tree! (Under de tree)
Under de tree! (Under de tree)
What smells like urine?
Creatures are stirrin'
Cocktails for me! (More eggnog for me)
If Mrs. San-TA CLAUS SHOULD CALL
Tell her I'm wor-KIN' DOWN AT DE MALL
Post-Christmas sales on?
I'm here with bells on:
UNDER DE TREE

Rum makes me fake an
Accent Jamaican
AS YOU CAN SEE

Haul out de holly!
Deflate de dolly!
Wipe up de jolly!
Me too, by golly!

What fun we've had! Will
You bring me Advil?
UNDER DE TREEEEEEEEEEE!

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Adagio - December 30, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL! Couldn't pick just one line....everything's funny! 5's
alvin rhodes - December 30, 2005 - Report this comment
delightful
Matthias - December 30, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Just to be sure that I voted on this song in the December Song of the Month contest! I commented, and voted early!!! 5's, you Ho, Ho, Ho!!!
Jack Wilson - December 30, 2005 - Report this comment
LOVE IT!!!! 555!!! OMG You swhould totally do I Got Crabs From Walt Disney as a parody I think I have some ideas for your Tom Crruise parody
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - December 30, 2005 - Report this comment
What specific tree (of all the millions slaughtered for Christmas) one might wonder. Well, it has got to be this one:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/yazzandtheplasticpopulation0.s­html
Red Ant - December 30, 2005 - Report this comment
The reindeer verse was the best, all around excellent. Since Peter has already shamelessy plugged, I'll do the same, only since it *vaguely* ties in with the line "fist me":

http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/franksinatra125.shtml
Silver Power - December 31, 2005 - Report this comment
This rocked! It was really funny! All 5s!
Larry Hensley - December 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Very funny one.
Phil Alexander - January 03, 2006 - Report this comment
:-) or even :-D
...and thanks for the plug ;-)
Stuart McArthur - February 03, 2006 - Report this comment
found this because of your MB post, Spaff - another TMGLTM effort, a comment usually followed up by some to mention - in this case "Rum makes me fake an Accent Jamaican" and the whole Fifty Cent stanza, which was Spaff magic, and great twiddling to fit - great stuff - 555
Spaff.com - February 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanx, Patagio & e.e. rhodes & Local Celebrity & Spindler Power & Hairy Lensley & Philbo (you're welcome).

St Matthias: Ha! Suckered you into reading the wrong parody!

Peterchyd & Ant in Chains: I'll be right over.

s2art: Twiddling. Heh heh. I do a lot of that.
Matthias - March 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Darn It Spaff! Foiled Me Again!!!!
Luke Brattoni - March 20, 2006 - Report this comment
How'd I miss this beauty? "De Comet be gone - Try under de sink!" Golly, if it wasn't for MAD Magazine I wouldn't get half of these Americanisms. Pun-and-rhymed-filled hilarity, Spaff. 555
Spaff.com - July 15, 2006 - Report this comment
That's my goal, Matthias.

Ralphing Luke: Thank you. And God bless MAD Magazine, which was my introduction to song parodies. I can still quote "The Battle Hymn of the Living Room" verbatim.
Jack Wilson - October 25, 2006 - Report this comment
You should record this
Spaff.com - December 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Local Celeb: I want to record EVERYTHING.
Jack Wilson - December 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Oh iM sure! Thats awesome!

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