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Song Parodies -> "You're Edible"

Original Song Title:

"You're Beautiful"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

James Blunt

Parody Song Title:

"You're Edible"

Parody Written by:

Spaff.com

The Lyrics

My stomach's growling
[Glrrbrrdbllrbrrlbrrrlbbd]

My stomach's growling
I'm out of eggs
I saw an angel
Food cake on legs

I think you were selling Bibles
When you came up to my door
I bet you have a tender heart
Let's find out for sure

You're edible
You're edible
You're edible, it's true
I saw your face
Off and have a taste
No one's half as good as you
Glad you joined my barbecue

You have real sweet eyes
And some luscious thighs
For my George Foreman grill your butt's the
Perfect size

And you look great with just horseradish on
I savor each moment because soon you'll be gone

You're edible
Incredible
You're edible, it's true
I saw your face
Off and serve it glazed
You get my five-star review
'Cause you make the best fondue

Ya ya yum mee
In ma tum mee
La la la dy fingers...

You're edible
You're edible
Ask Emeril; it's true
Sweet thoughts of you baby have consumed me all day
That's ironic 'cause I'm consuming you

You are way too good to share
'Cause a treat like you is rare

[Make that "medium rare." Mmmmm.]

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Pacing: 4.8
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Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 22

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Red Ant - June 16, 2006 - Report this comment
No wonder I couldn't find this parody yesterday. I love the split lines, i.e. "I saw an angel/ Food..." and "I saw your face/Off....". Emeril was a great sub, too.
Ravyn Rant - June 16, 2006 - Report this comment
(*sings*) He's Hannibal, the cannibal..." I've gotta go flip the fives I've got on the grill for you...
DKTOS? - June 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Don't Know The Original Song? It's temporarily available at spaff.com/dktos

And thanx, Red & Ravyn! You're so sweet; I could just eat you right up.
Spaff
Matthias - June 16, 2006 - Report this comment
This song bites!!!
Lionel Mertens - June 16, 2006 - Report this comment
5's this parody was delectable
alvin rhodes - June 16, 2006 - Report this comment
there's something to chew on
A. Person - June 16, 2006 - Report this comment
This song has seemed to become quite a parody target lately. I think I'll eat this one up with a 5 5 5 vote.
Rex - June 16, 2006 - Report this comment
A delectible parody, best when consumed with a bottle of Australian Shiraz. 555 charcoal briquettes for you.
Michael Pacholek - June 16, 2006 - Report this comment
The title was already used, but you took it in a very different direction. Five fava beans, and a nice chianti!
John Barry - June 16, 2006 - Report this comment
5s and extra credit for edible/Emeril.
Spaff.com - June 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Michaelopedia: Google didn't (and still doesn't) list anything else titled "You're Edible." But thank you & Matthias & Lionel & Alvin & A & Rex & John for digesting this.
Rick C - June 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Everything Jack said and then, what the others said. (especially Emeril). 555
The Thought Police - June 17, 2006 - Report this comment
This was both rare and well done! 555!
Whiskered Rooster - June 17, 2006 - Report this comment
In the future, this boy is going to think twice before responding when someone calls me a dish. 555
maybe - June 17, 2006 - Report this comment
maybe he just ment the "edible" sub:

http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/jamesblunt26.shtml
Luke Brattoni - June 18, 2006 - Report this comment
I second the great line-flipping on the original 'angel' and 'saw your face' lines. 5ers
Stuart McArthur - June 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Emeril! hee hee - great stuff spaff - one day someone will claim to have been at the first wedding ever to murder this song - and who makes the best fondue? (no, AFTER the Swiss) yes, the French! - so why not eat the French while you're at it? with a bottle of Rex's Australian shiraz - 555
leo jay - June 22, 2006 - Report this comment
So many good lines. I saw your face... off! Hilarious!
bobpiecheese - June 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Okay, who turned Spaff into a cannibal all of a sudden? Or, if no-one did, my guess is that he needs glasses. Nice work...as usual. Now, pester Robert Lund to record it. NOW!
Spaff.com - June 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Wow - I'm sorry I disappeared in the middle of all these compliments. Thanx, Rick & Police & Rooster & Luke!

Stuart & Cheese: Yikes - I forgot about "Eat the French" when I wrote this. I'd better back off the cannabalistic stuff for a while; I don't want the FBI to get suspicious and decide to raid the secret dungeon under my garage.

Leo Jay: Where the heck have you been? (I mean, when you're not in the secret dungeon under my garage?)
Phil Alexander - June 25, 2006 - Report this comment
I have a bone to pick with you, Spaff... I thought this looked kind of fun, so I went to your dktos page and listened to the OS. AND IT'S CRAP. The only thing that makes it even vaguely bearable is the thought that Mr Blunt might be the subject (or do I mean the object?) of this parody ;-) Hats off to you (at least, for listening to the OS long enough to write this, er, maneater of a parody)
Jack Wilson - June 28, 2006 - Report this comment
I HATE that song, but I LOVE this parody 555!
The Charnstar - June 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Another brilliant work by Spaff, very awesome, although I'm sitting I'm giving a standing ovation 5-5-5
weirdojace - July 01, 2006 - Report this comment
... Wow. That's brilliant. Robert Lund MUST record that one!!! Please?
Spaff.com - July 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanx, Jackie & Charnstar!

weirdojace: I'd love for this to be recorded, of course, but Weird Al's "You're Pitiful" has captured so much attention that at this point I think I'd be accused of being a wannabe. Which I *am*, but still.

Philbo: My sympathies, but iTunes tells me that I've played the original FIVE TIMES. Talk about suffering for your art.
Spoof-Man - August 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Not your best but good enugh...I know Weird Al's song is hot right now but you can still have that guy Robert lund recorded it!! That would be so asume!!!
Ernesto R. - September 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Pretty good...made more sense than U R Boottyful by that Blunt dude. Talk about beauty in the eye of the beer holder...Blunt says he was STONED when he saw the girl...but she was AMAZING and taken...tisk tisk. I still think James Blunt would drink champaign out of her gym shoes...
Spaff.com - September 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanx, Spoof-Man & Ernesto. And don't knock drinking champagne out of gym shoes until you've tried it.
speedywheels - April 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Dude, you're crazy. This was awesome!
Spaff.com - August 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Dude, thanks.
Spoof-Man - March 30, 2008 - Report this comment
I have too ask...Did this idea come from the movie 'Silince of the Lams'?
Spaff.com - May 07, 2008 - Report this comment
I don't know how anyone who has seen Silence of the Lambs could fail to be deeply affected by it.

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