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Song Parodies -> "Life in the Bat Cave"

Original Song Title:

"Life in the Fast Lane"

Original Performer:

The Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"Life in the Bat Cave"

Parody Written by:

Spaff.com

The Lyrics

Holy Robert Lund Recording, Batman!
He was a tall, moody man
And a billionaire orphan
He looked a bit like George Clooney
His partner was young
With excessive endorphins
And certifiably loony

They had awesome abs and triceps
And their hair smelled great
They said it's platonic
They said they were straight

They had one thing in common:
They looked good in tights
They wore Lycra and latex
On those crazy Gotham nights
And it was

Life in the Bat Cave
Surely they could use some blinds
Life in the Bat Cave
Uh-huh

(Are you with me so far?)

Holy bat guano!
Holy bat bong!
Alyssa Milano!
Is not in this song

They had all the right gadgets
And their crib was unreal
With the Alfredest butler
And the battest mobile

They had bats in the belfry
Batshit insane
Was the whole city clueless?
Dude was clearly Bruce Wayne

Out every evening
Finding hotties to save
So who pimped the grotto?
Extreme Makeover Cave Edition?

Life in the Bat Cave
Call me on the Fruit Bat Line
Life in the Bat Cave
Uh-huh

Life in the Bat Cave
Wear a cape - all the time
Life in the Bat Cave
Uh-huh

Jokers and Riddlers!
And Penguins and worse!
Meant less time for drag-racing
With the Ghostbusters' hearse

Bruce said, Listen Robin
Why are crooks all costumed freaks?
All our wacky nemesis-es
Must have been drama geeks

Dick said, Call the doctor!
Last week when I got smashed
I must've messed with Poison Ivy
'Cause now I've got this rash

They were the gothest goths in Gotham
Livin' out the bat dream
Though people yelled out, You BAT!
...For the other team
And it was

Life in the Bat Cave
Ain't that Christian Bale just fine?
Life in the Bat Cave
Uh-huh

Life in the Bat Cave
Kickin' bats - takin' names
Life in the Bat Cave
Uh-huh

[Sorry I missed your BAT mitzvah.
I was in BATon Rouge.
With an acroBAT.
On sabBATical.
Playing Mortal KomBAT.
...Hey, look, it's Casey at the BAT.
Heh heh.]
(c) 2006+ The Spaffmobile

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Jeff Reuben - September 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Wish I'd thought of that title, brilliant. Great job doing the Batty-bat!
Jack Wilson - September 15, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL this is awesome! 555! BTW check out my latest parodies!
alvin rhodes - September 15, 2006 - Report this comment
my fave of the day...i'm left batty from laughter
MarthaDTox - September 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Really good!!
Matthias - September 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Nothing Bat... er.... Bad About This!
Michael Pacholek - September 15, 2006 - Report this comment
I don't know why, but Batman parodies tend to be better than Superman parodies (must be the whole "B&R are gay" idea), and this one may be the best one yet. Yes, as Gothamites go, they are gother than most. At least you managed to filter the Ambiguously Gay Duo question with Robin fooling around with Poison Ivy. In the immortal words of Cosmo Kramer, "Uma, Jerry... Uma!" (Though, shouldn't she have been named Poison Sumac?) This must have been a tough one to write, but I'm glad you didn't Bale out on it.
MasonR - September 15, 2006 - Report this comment
The Alyssa Milano line wins my non-sequitor of the month award. Brilliant job here!
Dee Range - September 15, 2006 - Report this comment
This is so damn good, if we had a Hall Of Fame for parodies here....(Somebody start a Thread on the Messageboard)....this would go straight in without the mandatory 5 year waiting period. But first, to avoid the Bonds/McGuire/Sosa scandals, we should probably test you for steroids first. Your brain muscle is obviously overdeveloped, and methinks you are juiced. My favorite Parody Of The Year, so far, although I have missed several months of submissions this year. If Demento doesn't play this, he truly IS demented. Keep 'em coming, man.
Ravyn Rant - September 15, 2006 - Report this comment
The five co-workers reading over my shoulder and I went bat-s**t crazy for this. TMGLTM. Great job!
Agrimorfee - September 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Alyssa Milano will probably change her name now. 555(of course)
PMS - September 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Bat to the bone. Biff Bam Zowee Am funny.
Spaff.com - September 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Big sound-effects-laden bat-thanks to Jeffaroo & Local Celebrity & e.e. rhodes & M. BoTox & St. Matthias & Michaelopedia & MasonjaR & Rantyn Rave & Aggro & Midol Bait!

Dee: I do have a muscle that's overdeveloped, but I probably shouldn't say here which one it is. I have sent this song to the Doc; we'll see if he can find a use for it. Have you and/or Rick sent him "Sixteen Sons" yet?
Matthias - September 15, 2006 - Report this comment
I forgot to add that The Gothest Goths in Gothem sounds completely Suessic!
Dee Range - September 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Spaff, I sent "Sixteen Sons" to Doc...mailed an MP3 on Tuesday, snail mail, so it should get there this year. I don't know if he has a way to email MP3's.....how do you send yours in?
TJC - September 15, 2006 - Report this comment
BLAM! POW! BIFF! Un-bat-lievable! And listening to the recording, all your detailed nuancing really bat shines!
Meriadoc - September 15, 2006 - Report this comment
You're batting 555 with this one...
The Charnstar - September 15, 2006 - Report this comment
YAY! THIS IS MY FAVIEST SPAFF EVER! And the recording just makes it A BILLION times better! 5-5-5
Ann Hammond - September 15, 2006 - Report this comment
This has got to be my favorite of favortes right now.
Red Ant - September 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Wow! Very funny, and outstanding recording. TMGLTMSIOMO: "you BAT!/ ...For the other team". The guitar work sounds especially close to TOS: did you build the song from the ground up or were you able to buy a good karaoke track? If it is the latter, please let me know where you got it.
Stuart McArthur - September 16, 2006 - Report this comment
thank God I'm getting your downloads to play now, Spaff, because I would NOT have wanted to miss this one - totally loved the ending (had me LOL-ing) and the BAT for the other team get was brilliant, and the pimping the grotto, and the whole holy-taking-the-piss-out-of-us Batman thing....yes Robin, but remember young man, that taking the piss is every law-abiding American citizen's right...golly yes Batman...555
Rex - September 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Holy parody, Spaffman! This is bat-tastic! And Alyssa Milano isn't in the song because she's busy sliding down the batpole.
Spaff.com - September 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Wow - I appreciate the response y'all. Thanx, St Matthias (even more) & Tea Jay Sea & Smeagol & Lucky Charns & Hammond It Up & Wrecks (heh heh)!

Dee: I usually put it up on my site and email him the link, then follow that up by mailing him a CD burn. I look forward to seeing your song on his playlist.

Ant in Chains: Thanks, and I don't know - I'll see if Robert will answer that.

s2art: Ooh - you've just given Michael some stiff competition for the best comment award. We'll have to try to get Burt Ward in here to judge the finalists.
Shawna - September 18, 2006 - Report this comment
I've been away from this site way too long. Was a great feeling to come back and see this one. Hilarious! Three 5s!
Spoof-Man - September 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Great stuff as allways Spaff!!! I wonder if Adam West knows about this song....LOL!!!
Spaff.com - September 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Shawna: If you're gonna say stuff like that, then please come around more often.

Spoof-Man: Well, SOMEONE keeps calling on the Bat Phone. I suppose it could be him, but I never answer the thing anymore. Ever since Robin filled out one of those "Win a Free Kitchen Makeover" forms at the mall, it's always just freaking telemarketers.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - October 01, 2006 - Report this comment
For deliberate BATtery on the original I hereby sentence you to 555.
Spoof-Man - October 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Great..that was Spafftastic!!!
Spaff.com - October 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanx, Spoof-Man (again) and Peterchyd. Somewhere I think there must be a "bats' turd" pun we've all missed.
Spoof-Man - December 03, 2006 - Report this comment
a bat-pun you misssted, it was BAt-tastic!!! well, there you go!!
Spaff.com - December 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Spoof-Man: Thank you. And there also should have been something about a wombat.
Jack Wilson - December 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Robin's on "Extreme Kitchen Makeover"?( hey there's a good parody idea!) never knew that LOL
Steven Cavanagh - January 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Awesome, Spaff. Love the eagles. You can write these flyin' guys and their style is in lycra tights taught us 'bout bat-pillow bites love the way you write those flyin' guys.
Spaff.com - January 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Jackie: Yes, that Dick really gets around.

Stevenagh: Heh heh. Put me in a Danskin. And show the Bat Sign. And take me to the Penguin one more time.
Linda G. - January 11, 2007 - Report this comment
funny...funny...funny
Spaff.com - January 21, 2007 - Report this comment
thanx...thanx...thanx
Adam West,current mayor of Quahog - January 21, 2007 - Report this comment
I think I spot the Quahog anthem! Nice job!
Spaff.com - February 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks. I've always been a family guy.
Jack Wilson - February 03, 2007 - Report this comment
You;re welcome! ( That was me BTW)
Jack Wilson - February 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Dammit,last night during Carrie Underwood and Rascal Flatts' performance of this OS on the Grammys got this in my head
Spaff.com - August 18, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm sorry, Jackie. That must have been difficult. I hope you never have to watch Rascal Flatts again.
Jack Wilson - August 18, 2007 - Report this comment
LOL Carrie was good but the Flatts weren't. The Rascals were Faltt
Spaff.com - July 18, 2008 - Report this comment
So if you're a Batman fan, today is like Christmas and your birthday combined. In honor of the release of The Dark Knight, Robert and I revisited this one and made a couple of tweaks to it. Dr. Demento opened Sunday's show with the "new" version, which you can get free from The Funny Music Project by following the link above the lyrics.

And Red Ant: Sorry it's taken me two years to answer your question. Robert created the backing track from scratch. He's a bat-ass musician.
lil-Bat-Cakes - July 21, 2008 - Report this comment
To the Staff at Spaff.com: FavLine: "Life in the Bat Cave - Wear a cape all the time ! " Love it !! So verrry Halloween !
Spaff.com - July 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Thank you from the Spaff staff.
white trash - July 11, 2009 - Report this comment
i wonder if some of my old buddies from show choir or drama became villian's with costume's or some wanna be evil doer's who wins speech contest's
Fiddlegirl - July 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Bam! Pow! Zowie! Out of the bat park!!!
LilBATcakes - July 13, 2009 - Report this comment
To the staff at SPAFF.com: I do hear that LIEV SCHREIBER (hubba hubba) will appear in the next BATMAN ! ! . . . oh, Batman, sweet-winged Gent, take to your big strong Chest, enfold me tightly in your black wingsm, and whisk me away in your Batmobile high above in the Gotham night !
Spaff.com - August 15, 2009 - Report this comment
white trash: They may have been the ones who recently broke into my local library and stole all the self-improvement and costume design books.

Fiddlegirl: "The bat park." Heh heh. Don't step in the guano.

I hear he started a foundation called LIEVSTRONG.
Spaff.com - August 15, 2009 - Report this comment
That last line was for LilBATcakes. In case y'all couldn't tell. And here's the punch line one more time: LIEVSTRONG. Ha ha ha.
white trash - November 02, 2009 - Report this comment
you always start to feel bad if alyssa milano isnt in the song
Spaff.com - November 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Holy crap, white trash, I just directed an Alyssa Milano comment to you on "I'm Everything." What a freaking Twilight Zone coincidence.
white trash - November 17, 2009 - Report this comment
its because shes like modiva but with estrigen
Travis - June 23, 2010 - Report this comment
You should do one called "Life in the Bus Lane".
LilBatCakes - June 24, 2010 - Report this comment
. . . or . . . LIEV in the BatCave . . . just his smile blows my mind ! !
Spaff.com - March 28, 2011 - Report this comment
How about "Eye of the Schreiber"?
LilSchreibCakes - March 29, 2011 - Report this comment
Sounds great with me ! . . . anything or thong Liev will suffice, Sir !

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