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Song Parodies -> "Everyone Knows It's Lynndie"

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The Association

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"Everyone Knows It's Lynndie"

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The Lyrics

Who's making dates in prisons in Baghdad
Flashing a grin that's whiter than trash?
Who's hanging out with naked Iraqis?
Everyone knows it's Lynndie

Who's stripping down to frighten her prisoners
Smiling at everyone on her leash?
Who's reaching down to light them with glowsticks?
Everyone knows it's Lynndie

And Lynndie likes S - and - M
And bondage and di - sci - plenn
And Lynndie subdues - her - men
In Abu Ghraib (In Abu Ghraib)
In Abu Ghraib (It's like spring break!)

[Solo by hooded flute player]

And Lynndie scores piles - of - tail
Her future looks bright - as - hell
Good thing she got used - to - jail
In Abu Ghraib (In Abu Ghraib)
In Abu Ghraib (Don't pass Go, babe!)

Who played along with psychos like Graner
Making their tapes of Privates Gone Wild?
Who went so far they had to restrain 'er?
Everyone knows it's Lynndie

Who's coming out to speak to reporters
Claiming those "psy ops" ain't that unique?
Who may have been just following orders?
Everyone knows it's Lynndie

Who represents Iraq's occupation
To every fan of Arab TV?
Who's now become the face of our nation?
Everyone knows it's Lynndie

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 18

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 3   0
 4   1
 5   16

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Johnny D - May 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Well done, Mighty Spaff. Even if Lynndie was "just following orders" (now where has humanity heard THAT before, ja?), she should be made to answer for her crimes - and so should the people in the chain-of-command who "suggested" or "recommended" that she do what she did, or who praised her for what she did and told her to "keep up the good work".
Robert J. Pagliaro - May 19, 2004 - Report this comment
My understanding is that she's taking the roadkill defense - eating too much roadkill damages brain cells. As James Carville recently said, this woman probably doesn't even know where Geneva is - we can't exepect her to know about the Geneva Convention. The Sy Hersh piece suggests that this was a Rumsfeld plan that even the CIA wanted out of - taking humiliating pictures of prisoners and release them back into society as spies (keeping the pictures as blackmail). Rumsfeld and this administration are very sick and disturbed people. I still blame Bush.
Melhi - May 19, 2004 - Report this comment
If not for that last verse, I think my sides might actually have split wide open from laughing so hard. I am forever grateful for your mercy. *grin* Seriously -- treating this topic with a parody that's soooo damned funny and then ending it on such a sobering verse is absolutely brilliant, Spaff. I doff my propeller beanie to you, sir. Well done.
Claude Prez - May 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Wow. Now let's see if you can make that beheading thing hilarious. Seriously, great job.
Jack Wilson - May 19, 2004 - Report this comment
555, great job, A-Spaff-agus!!!!!
Paul Robinson - May 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Spaff - I-racked my brain and couldn't find any evidence of a problem with this parody. We'll be re-assigning the "Gitmo" parody evaluator to investigate this one further. You know, I get the feeling that "Miller" character who was brought over from Guantanamo to "re-organize "Abu G." was not so much bothered by what was done to the Iraqi prisoners but with the fact the it was SO amateurish and lacking in polish. While the end perpetrator's of the abuse must be dealt with it's really revolting to watch and listen to Bush & Co. dissemble and try to lay all the blame on the feckless sad sacks who were stuck in thatt wretched duty - as if his lack of humane and responsible leadership had nothing to do with making this crap possible. If there hadn't been REAL PHOTOS Bush would still be denying it even happened. He showed no interest whatsoever until the pix hit the fan and the world got a good look at them. Now he tries to drop the entire mess on the "Malignificent Seven". I think the voter's are gonna give him back his smirk in November, but that's not nearly enough humiliation in my book...Yuk!
Bob Gomez - May 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Dead-on satire, Spaff. According to news reports published today, Lynndie apparently thought that torturing prisoners was okay because it was funny. The 2002 Red Cross report complained in detail about prisoner abuse at several sites, and Rumsfeld is denying he saw the report until recently. Newsweek reports that the severe techniques were the direct result of Rumsfeld wanting more and better intel coming out of the prison system in Iraq. More denials are on the way. This whole war makes me so sick I couldn't laugh at your song, but you got my 5's anyway. - May 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny Dangle: I agree 100%.

RJP: Great quotes. Roadkill defense. Heh heh.

Mello: Thanx. What keeps me going is comments from people like you who Get It.

C4P: No WAY I'm gonna touch that. Besides, doesn't your David Lee Roth twofer already cover that kind of thing?

Jackie: Are you implying that I make your pee smell funny?

P-Rob: Good points. I think this fish stinks from the head down.

Bob Frickin' Gomez: Thanks as always. I like yours too.
Lynndie - May 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny, Bob, Spaff, Mehli, Claude, Jack, Paul, Robert, just enough people for what I will call my circle of photographic nudity. Face away from me, bend over, legs apart, ..further apart, I want to see testicles! OK, *snap* now I know who has the shortest tool on AmiRight, and If I don't get some Intel from you, I'm going to spill the beans. Oh, and Spaff, please wipe better next time... - May 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Forgive me, Mistress. And, uh, can I take this leash off yet?
Johnny D - May 20, 2004 - Report this comment
MIGHTY SPAFF, LOOK OUT!! She's wearing Tall Scary Heels And Leather !!!!!!
Melhi - May 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Lynndie... for the guys' sake, I really hope it's me that lost the contest!
Meriadoc - May 21, 2004 - Report this comment
I almost skipped this one, but I'm glad I didn't. Good job!
Paul Robinson - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) - Spaff - I'm leaning towards this one for the "E" contest but I have a couple of others I have to revisit still. Great job.
Adagio - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Great job! 5's
Johnny D - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) See's still a fabulously-written and clever parody.
Agrimorfee - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) We have so many genius writers here, who have taken such a sobering topic and made genuinely Pulitzer winning satire here...damit, where in the hell did we all go wrong with our careers?!! AAAUGH!! Anyway, 555. - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny Dangle: Check your comments.
Mello: For my sake, me too.
Smeagol & P-Rob & Patagio & Aggro: Thanx! (And we've all gone wrong with more than just our careers...)
Peregrin - May 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Those words still resonate in the nasal style in my ears "Ladies and gentlemen, we garrrrt 'im". Good parody, touchy subject and well done.
Jeff Reuben - May 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Her 15 minutes of fame...
MysteryGoat - May 29, 2004 - Report this comment
You know I've never been a fan of any of these political songs on here, but this one was just plain funny! Good job dude.
Claude Prez - May 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Wow again. - June 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanx, Gollum & Jeffaroo & Magical Mystery Goat & C4P!
ABC's OF PARODIES ROUND "E" WINNER - June 07, 2004 - Report this comment,1084.0
Johnny D - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Restoring my previous 555 vote.
K1chyd - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Does Vivid carry that "Privates gone wild" video series? :-)
ABC's OF PARODIES ROUND "E" GOLD MEDAL - August 25, 2004 - Report this comment;topic=3010.0;id=1340;image - August 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny Dangle: Re-re-restoring my thanx.
Peter chyd: I think you can catch it on Fox Pay-Per-View, right after O'Really Fuctor.
Adagio - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC 2004 Winners) Good one 5's
Scathe - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABCfinals)You're better with my pen name than I am. - May 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanx, Patagio & Scathing Hot Sex Fan! I must say it's good to see Jolly Old Private England back in the news.
Badger - May 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Absolutely spot-on brilliant. Keep it up, and I will cheerfully nominate you as the current reigning successor to Tom Lehrer (where is he when we really need him AGAIN?). - May 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanx, Large Wooden Badger. And, yeah, where IS that guy?!
Chuck A. Spear - August 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Not only is this a perfectly crafted parody, but it paints a perfect picture of the character of our military, politicinas and many of ouhr people today. It's "truth, justice and the comics" all rolled into one! How tragic that we've descended from Lucky Lindy (Charles Lindburgh) Lumpy Lynndie! This is to modern America what "Ohio" was to the hippies!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - August 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Loved the iRaq pic, scathing wit as always, Spaff. - September 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanx, Mr. Spear and Mr. Ralphing. Apparently the middle initial "A" is in style these days. And Luke: I like that iRaq pic, too; it reminds me of something you'd come up with. Unfortunately, I can take zero credit for it. I found it in a Google Images search (uncredited, alas).
Wildman Mike - October 17, 2005 - Report this comment
I wonder how many people got beheaded because of her crap. Also how many Arabs join the jihad aganist us because of those pictures. Thanks alot Bitch. - November 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Wildman Mike: You're welcome.

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