Song Parodies -> (Bill O'Reilly Is) On the Phone Again
| Original Song Title: | "On the Road Again" |
| Original Performer: | Willie Nelson |
| Parody Song Title: | "(Bill O'Reilly Is) On the Phone Again" |
| Parody Written by: | Spaff.com |
The following is a fair and balanced account of the allegations against Bill O'Reilly.
If you haven't heard the story, do a web search on "O'Reilly" and "falafel." Really.
If you haven't heard the story, do a web search on "O'Reilly" and "falafel." Really.
On the phone again
Bill O'Reilly is on the phone again
Proposing loofah baths and threesomes with my friend
The guy can't wait to get on my phone again
On the phone again
Askin' ME to slap his "Al Frank-en"
Beggin' fair and balanced verbal S&M
The guy vibrates with me on the phone again
On the phone again!
Proud he found a date inside a Bangkok brothel
Why'd they let him in?
This whack job wants to rub me with falafel
How awful
He's on the phone again
Says he hangs further right than normal men
He wants to touch me in the "no-spin zone" - comprend?
He's getting off getting on the phone again
On the phone again!
He's describing trysts on Care-ib-bee-an realty
Says he's now and then
Accused of being hung like Uncle Miltie
~ Not guilty ~
He's on the phone again
Must be trippin' on Rush's medi-cenn
He pants that I'M the fox in Fox News Channel's den
So I can't wait to get back to CNN
And I can't wait to get off his show again
Bill O'Reilly is on the phone again
Proposing loofah baths and threesomes with my friend
The guy can't wait to get on my phone again
On the phone again
Askin' ME to slap his "Al Frank-en"
Beggin' fair and balanced verbal S&M
The guy vibrates with me on the phone again
On the phone again!
Proud he found a date inside a Bangkok brothel
Why'd they let him in?
This whack job wants to rub me with falafel
How awful
He's on the phone again
Says he hangs further right than normal men
He wants to touch me in the "no-spin zone" - comprend?
He's getting off getting on the phone again
On the phone again!
He's describing trysts on Care-ib-bee-an realty
Says he's now and then
Accused of being hung like Uncle Miltie
~ Not guilty ~
He's on the phone again
Must be trippin' on Rush's medi-cenn
He pants that I'M the fox in Fox News Channel's den
So I can't wait to get back to CNN
And I can't wait to get off his show again
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Politically correct and timely..very well done
LMAO! This is great, Spaff. High 5's
Falafel? What about communion wafers? I did a song a while ago about the cretin who runs the Fox "news" division. http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thedoors32.shtml
Heh heh, I heard that news story about O'Randy O'Reilly, heh heh. Good job, Mighty Spaff.
"I heard the news today oh Bill, It seems O'Reilly had just tried to score . . ." Nice job man.
Rhyming "Felafel" and "Brothel" made my day! 5's!
How awful. Not.
A bit on the risqué side, but womanizing celebrities deserve this kind of parody about them--and the rhymes were cute too. 5-5-5.
Nice...well done!
Anyone who includes Al Franken in their rhymage is fine by me. Timely and full O'Reilly goodness. Oh, by the way, I made my political views known recently, if you're interested ;-).
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good parody....5s...i hate immoral moralists...we've heard EVERYTHING from this guy except " i didn't do it"....i wrote one called "on the phone again" too...different subject...haven't sent it in yet
Spaff - just heard about the real "O'Reilly" while at my Dad's Saturday night watching some Cable talk show...isn't the Universe incredible in the way it matches things up sometimes? The bigger the blowhard the larger and funkier the monkey they keep hidden in their closet and the gunkier the kinds of stuff they do with it...well now Bill's "monkey" is out of the closet and he can try to spin it around and tell us it's really just a pet he's watching for a friend but Iwhen the monkey hugs his crotch you just know they were made for one another. Sounds like O'Reilly is "Fairly Imbalanced".
It's just as well. As a "journalist," O'Reilly's been phoning it in for years.
Uncle Miltie???!! LOL - Bill deserves this Spaff - 555
5-5-5 just for that pun in the endnotes lol
Love it, love it, love it!
LOL! 555! Great job!
Excellent stuff.
Belated thanx, AFW & Dee Crepit & Johnglebarry (I'll check it out) & Johnny DD & RJP & MasonR & C4P & Ingebordén & Jeffaroo & Looney 2nz (great stuff) & Scholar Rhodes (is it up yet?) & P-Rob (heh heh) & Michaelopedia (heh heh) & Stuartiste & Billy Don't Be A Florio & Sister Kicksass & Jackie & Lee OJ. Sorry it took me so long to reply. Tell you what - I'll make it up to y'all with falafel rubdowns.
It's truly scary to contemplate how your mind works, Spaffster. Another masterpiece.
Thanx, Wrecks! Your Parodayola check is in the mail.
Felafel? Did you mean loofah?
Steven: I used to be a loofah fan. But the O'Reilly scandal introduced me to falafel rubdowns, and now I ain't never goin' back.
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