Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Flushin' Out the Queen of Hearts"

Original Song Title:

"Queen of Hearts"

Original Performer:

Juice Newton

Parody Song Title:

"Flushin' Out the Queen of Hearts"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

More parodies - some with MP3's - at
And I'm a-shufflin' through Republican Guards
Lookin' for the faces that'll match the aces on these cards
Too bad
How the clubs got torn apart
So we built ourselves a Hooters where we watch for looters dealin' art

Flushin' out the queen of hearts
From Nasiriyah's Kwik-E-Marts
We'll beat the old Iraqi straights
And discard 'em with the crazy eights

We already took Tariq Aziz
And probably some twos and threes
But to complete this flush we need
Barzan Abd al-Ghafur Sulayman Majid

It's wacky
How the game was such a blur
But with a hit and hit and hit and hit you knew they'd finally bust for sure
The Iraqi
Information Minister
Bluffin' every hand of poker, he's the biggest joker of that war

Flushin' out the queen of hearts
Hopin' he's contracted SARS
We'll lock him up with Mrs. Anthrax
The old maid among the one-eyed jacks

Fishin' out the king of spades
From the rubble of our bombing raids
The Kurds ante up with glee
'Cause we decked Chemical Ali

Don't ask us
Exactly when we plan to leave
We won't get up from the table till you prove you're able to play fair
Whatcha hidin' up your sleeve?
Me and Bill Bennett have a wager that you've got some major cardsharps there

Flushin' out the queen of hearts
Or at least a couple of his parts
From the Baath houses and debris
Where they dealt W.M.D.

Saddam's the card we wanna find
He and his sons are three of a kind
But I'll bet their house is full
With three aces in the hole
Copyright 2003+

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 5

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   4

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

w trash - May 15, 2009 - Report this comment
this is very awesome - June 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Wow - a comment on THIS?! It only took six years! Thanx, w trash! You're number one!
white trash - July 17, 2009 - Report this comment
sagacious ain't I - August 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Yes. Much better than being saggy and gaseous.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 2226