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Song Parodies -> "We Cloned Daryl Hannah"

Original Song Title:

"Sweet Home Alabama"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lynyrd Skynyrd

Parody Song Title:

"We Cloned Daryl Hannah"

Parody Written by:

Spaff.com

The Lyrics

(Crank 'em out!)

Big lab in the basement
Hidden beneath th'neighbors' lawns
Me and buddies from the math club
We're engineering amazons
And especially blondes
(Yes!)

Well I lost DNA from Jayne Mansfield
Well I heard Brooke Shields' may be wrecked
Though Courtney Love's is quite widespread
On hers our drugs have little effect, so instead

We cloned Daryl Hannah
All us guys made a few
We've cloned Daryl Hannah
Circa 1982

They skinny-dipped in New York Harbor (Ooh ooh ooh!)
Man it was total deja vu
I swear their height does not bother me
Does their acting bother you?
Whoopdedoo

We cloned Daryl Hannah
Bree-gitte Nielsen too
We cloned Daryl Hannah
Hey Charlize we're after you
(Here I come - My Therona)

Ahh-ahh-ahh...
Daryl Hannah-a-haa-ahh-ahh...
Daryl Hannah-a-haa-ahh-ahh...
Daryl Hannah-a-haa-ahh-ahh...
Daryl Hannah

Now Russell Crowe's wife's who we long for
But he's been known t'call us high or sick (What a dick!)
Th'only acid we're taa-king's
Deoxyribonucle-ic
That does the trick

We cloned Daryl Hannah
Tried sheep, but that blew
We cloned Daryl Hannah
That's our work in Kill Bill 2

***
[Extra verse, reverse-engineered from the others and genetically spliced in here]

I've nearly built Jes-sic-a Simpson
Alba, Biel, and Rabbit too (Halleloo!)
Then I'll make myself soooo large
Like that freak from Motley Crue
(Wouldn't you?)

***

We cloned Daryl Hannah
(Oh sweet "Splash" babe)
But no mermaids came through
(So now whaddawe do?)
We cloned Daryl Hannah
(Thiiink here)
Hey let's mate one with Shamu! (Ooh ooh!)
(Yeah yeah!)
(Ah, genetics's got the answer!)

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Pacing: 4.8
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Total Votes: 22

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Red Ant - July 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Excellent job Spaff and this gives me an idea.....
Ravyn Rant - July 29, 2005 - Report this comment
This is hysterical! (*pulls self off floor, wipes eyes*) Too many good lines to point out just one.
DKTOS? - July 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Don't Know The Original Song? It's temporarily available at spaff.com/dktos

And thanx, Ant in Chains & Rantyn Rave (and welcome back)!
John Barry - July 29, 2005 - Report this comment
What Red Ant said.
alvin rhodes - July 29, 2005 - Report this comment
a masterpiece...my favorite of the day....5s plus
Tim Mayfield - July 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Love the idea and this line "I swear their height does not bother me. Does their acting bother you?" On a scale of one to four, I'd give them 3's but this parody gets 5's.
Red Ant - July 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Just submitted "I cloned Angelina(Jolie)". =)
Dominic L. - July 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice job, 5's... Can't wait to read your's, Red Ant
John Jenkins - July 29, 2005 - Report this comment
If Ms. Hannah hears this parody, she'll be so ecstatic, she'll be beside herself. Good job of rhyming deoxyribonucleic. Who's Rabbit?
Peter Andersson - July 30, 2005 - Report this comment
:-)
Good stuff, but if you wanna go over the creek and far out into the bushes for water, be my guest. Me, I found worthy DNA much closer:

http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/bingcrosby64.shtml
TV Geek - July 30, 2005 - Report this comment
JJ- Rabbit refers to Jessica Rabbit from the movie "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" She was the rabbits wife. This parody is quite good.
Leo Jay - July 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Great concept/title, and as always, clever as all hell. I love the list of Jessica-babes, culminating in Rabbit, and the 'Splash' deja-vu bit was cute. You da man.
OJ - July 30, 2005 - Report this comment
What's that cheezy 80's movie where the high school geeks create a babe in their lab? This reminds me of that. I AM NOT A TWIT! Just impatient.
Michael Pacholek - July 30, 2005 - Report this comment
You've created a monstrously funny parody. Does this mean Darryl Hannah can get her eye fixed? 'Cause last we saw (Kill Bill), she could have used it.
jango - August 01, 2005 - Report this comment
It's kind of long, but I like it!
Dumb Ass Kid - August 05, 2005 - Report this comment
[SOTM] Good parody, plenty of laughs 555
Spaff.com - September 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanx, everyone!

Johnglebarry: Please point me in the direction of your idea. (I've seen Red Ant's.)

alvin: I'm honored to receive the Favorite of Alvin Rhodes Today (FART) award. And, yes, I DO intend to keep using that joke forever.

TV Geek: Thanks for taking care of Johnkins during my absence.

PeterCHYD: I'll be right over.

OJ: It was either "On Golden Pond" or "Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo."

Michaelopedia: Oh, that's not all she's had fixed.

jango: If only I had a nickel for every time I'd heard that.
Jack Wilson - October 18, 2005 - Report this comment
LOVED IT!!!!!!!!!!! That movie was Weird Science
Spaff.com - November 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanx, Local Celeb. Are you sure it wasn't Police Academy 4?
Jack Wilson - October 16, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL yep! If you did this this year it shoulda been called Tree-Homed Darryl Hannah LOL BTW did you ever get my MySpace message?
Spaff.com - November 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Local Celeb: Yes. And big kudos for "Tree-Homed Daryl Hannah."
Jack Wilson - November 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Awesome,and thnaks!
white trash - April 11, 2009 - Report this comment
this is what nerds should say to preps at school we have ways of getting the girls too
S[poof-Man - May 07, 2009 - Report this comment
What Red Ant said..
LadyLash - May 07, 2009 - Report this comment
To the staff at SPAFF. this is great! loved the DNA references wer superb; JFR jr. would've agreed heartily, as he too was a connoiseur of Les Blondes!
Spaff.com - June 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanx, white trash & S[poof-Man & LadyLash! I keep hoping for an excuse to get this one recorded, but DH has to do something more newsworthy than getting arrested at yet another protest. She needs to, like, have octuplet mermaid babies or something.
white trash - December 24, 2009 - Report this comment
i always wanted to clone christina cole
Spaff.com - February 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Hex to the yeah!
white trash - February 10, 2010 - Report this comment
hex to the yeah indeed and aunt jemima is an arrogant bastad'
Spaff.com - February 25, 2010 - Report this comment
Hey, I think Aunt Jemima is sweet. (Sorry. That's all I've got.)

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