Song Parodies -> We Cloned Daryl Hannah
| Original Song Title: | "Sweet Home Alabama" |
| Original Performer: | Lynyrd Skynyrd |
| Parody Song Title: | "We Cloned Daryl Hannah" |
| Parody Written by: | Spaff.com |
(Crank 'em out!)
Big lab in the basement
Hidden beneath th'neighbors' lawns
Me and buddies from the math club
We're engineering amazons
And especially blondes
(Yes!)
Well I lost DNA from Jayne Mansfield
Well I heard Brooke Shields' may be wrecked
Though Courtney Love's is quite widespread
On hers our drugs have little effect, so instead
We cloned Daryl Hannah
All us guys made a few
We've cloned Daryl Hannah
Circa 1982
They skinny-dipped in New York Harbor (Ooh ooh ooh!)
Man it was total deja vu
I swear their height does not bother me
Does their acting bother you?
Whoopdedoo
We cloned Daryl Hannah
Bree-gitte Nielsen too
We cloned Daryl Hannah
Hey Charlize we're after you
(Here I come - My Therona)
Ahh-ahh-ahh...
Daryl Hannah-a-haa-ahh-ahh...
Daryl Hannah-a-haa-ahh-ahh...
Daryl Hannah-a-haa-ahh-ahh...
Daryl Hannah
Now Russell Crowe's wife's who we long for
But he's been known t'call us high or sick (What a dick!)
Th'only acid we're taa-king's
Deoxyribonucle-ic
That does the trick
We cloned Daryl Hannah
Tried sheep, but that blew
We cloned Daryl Hannah
That's our work in Kill Bill 2
***
[Extra verse, reverse-engineered from the others and genetically spliced in here]
I've nearly built Jes-sic-a Simpson
Alba, Biel, and Rabbit too (Halleloo!)
Then I'll make myself soooo large
Like that freak from Motley Crue
(Wouldn't you?)
***
We cloned Daryl Hannah
(Oh sweet "Splash" babe)
But no mermaids came through
(So now whaddawe do?)
We cloned Daryl Hannah
(Thiiink here)
Hey let's mate one with Shamu! (Ooh ooh!)
(Yeah yeah!)
(Ah, genetics's got the answer!)
Big lab in the basement
Hidden beneath th'neighbors' lawns
Me and buddies from the math club
We're engineering amazons
And especially blondes
(Yes!)
Well I lost DNA from Jayne Mansfield
Well I heard Brooke Shields' may be wrecked
Though Courtney Love's is quite widespread
On hers our drugs have little effect, so instead
We cloned Daryl Hannah
All us guys made a few
We've cloned Daryl Hannah
Circa 1982
They skinny-dipped in New York Harbor (Ooh ooh ooh!)
Man it was total deja vu
I swear their height does not bother me
Does their acting bother you?
Whoopdedoo
We cloned Daryl Hannah
Bree-gitte Nielsen too
We cloned Daryl Hannah
Hey Charlize we're after you
(Here I come - My Therona)
Ahh-ahh-ahh...
Daryl Hannah-a-haa-ahh-ahh...
Daryl Hannah-a-haa-ahh-ahh...
Daryl Hannah-a-haa-ahh-ahh...
Daryl Hannah
Now Russell Crowe's wife's who we long for
But he's been known t'call us high or sick (What a dick!)
Th'only acid we're taa-king's
Deoxyribonucle-ic
That does the trick
We cloned Daryl Hannah
Tried sheep, but that blew
We cloned Daryl Hannah
That's our work in Kill Bill 2
***
[Extra verse, reverse-engineered from the others and genetically spliced in here]
I've nearly built Jes-sic-a Simpson
Alba, Biel, and Rabbit too (Halleloo!)
Then I'll make myself soooo large
Like that freak from Motley Crue
(Wouldn't you?)
***
We cloned Daryl Hannah
(Oh sweet "Splash" babe)
But no mermaids came through
(So now whaddawe do?)
We cloned Daryl Hannah
(Thiiink here)
Hey let's mate one with Shamu! (Ooh ooh!)
(Yeah yeah!)
(Ah, genetics's got the answer!)
(c) 2005+ A Clone Again, Naturally
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Excellent job Spaff and this gives me an idea.....
This is hysterical! (*pulls self off floor, wipes eyes*) Too many good lines to point out just one.
Don't Know The Original Song? It's temporarily available at spaff.com/dktos
And thanx, Ant in Chains & Rantyn Rave (and welcome back)!
And thanx, Ant in Chains & Rantyn Rave (and welcome back)!
What Red Ant said.
a masterpiece...my favorite of the day....5s plus
Love the idea and this line "I swear their height does not bother me. Does their acting bother you?" On a scale of one to four, I'd give them 3's but this parody gets 5's.
Just submitted "I cloned Angelina(Jolie)". =)
Nice job, 5's... Can't wait to read your's, Red Ant
If Ms. Hannah hears this parody, she'll be so ecstatic, she'll be beside herself. Good job of rhyming deoxyribonucleic. Who's Rabbit?
:-)
Good stuff, but if you wanna go over the creek and far out into the bushes for water, be my guest. Me, I found worthy DNA much closer:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/bingcrosby64.shtml
Good stuff, but if you wanna go over the creek and far out into the bushes for water, be my guest. Me, I found worthy DNA much closer:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/bingcrosby64.shtml
JJ- Rabbit refers to Jessica Rabbit from the movie "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" She was the rabbits wife. This parody is quite good.
Great concept/title, and as always, clever as all hell. I love the list of Jessica-babes, culminating in Rabbit, and the 'Splash' deja-vu bit was cute. You da man.
What's that cheezy 80's movie where the high school geeks create a babe in their lab? This reminds me of that. I AM NOT A TWIT! Just impatient.
You've created a monstrously funny parody. Does this mean Darryl Hannah can get her eye fixed? 'Cause last we saw (Kill Bill), she could have used it.
It's kind of long, but I like it!
[SOTM] Good parody, plenty of laughs 555
Thanx, everyone!
Johnglebarry: Please point me in the direction of your idea. (I've seen Red Ant's.)
alvin: I'm honored to receive the Favorite of Alvin Rhodes Today (FART) award. And, yes, I DO intend to keep using that joke forever.
TV Geek: Thanks for taking care of Johnkins during my absence.
PeterCHYD: I'll be right over.
OJ: It was either "On Golden Pond" or "Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo."
Michaelopedia: Oh, that's not all she's had fixed.
jango: If only I had a nickel for every time I'd heard that.
Johnglebarry: Please point me in the direction of your idea. (I've seen Red Ant's.)
alvin: I'm honored to receive the Favorite of Alvin Rhodes Today (FART) award. And, yes, I DO intend to keep using that joke forever.
TV Geek: Thanks for taking care of Johnkins during my absence.
PeterCHYD: I'll be right over.
OJ: It was either "On Golden Pond" or "Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo."
Michaelopedia: Oh, that's not all she's had fixed.
jango: If only I had a nickel for every time I'd heard that.
LOVED IT!!!!!!!!!!! That movie was Weird Science
Thanx, Local Celeb. Are you sure it wasn't Police Academy 4?
LOL yep! If you did this this year it shoulda been called Tree-Homed Darryl Hannah LOL BTW did you ever get my MySpace message?
Local Celeb: Yes. And big kudos for "Tree-Homed Daryl Hannah."
Awesome,and thnaks!
this is what nerds should say to preps at school we have ways of getting the girls too
What Red Ant said..
To the staff at SPAFF. this is great! loved the DNA references wer superb; JFR jr. would've agreed heartily, as he too was a connoiseur of Les Blondes!
Thanx, white trash & S[poof-Man & LadyLash! I keep hoping for an excuse to get this one recorded, but DH has to do something more newsworthy than getting arrested at yet another protest. She needs to, like, have octuplet mermaid babies or something.
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