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Song Parodies -> "Wisteria Lane"

Original Song Title:

"Mysterious Ways"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

U2

Parody Song Title:

"Wisteria Lane"

Parody Written by:

Spaff.com

The Lyrics

Teri took a dive
After "Lois and Clark"
Went from raisin' Cain
To jumpin' the shark
She did "Seinfeld" once or twice
Must have been on crack
When she joined Howie Long
In ads for Radio Shack
(Ugh)

Where'd "Sex and
The City" go?
We need another
Wholesome show

Desperate lives - desperate drives - of housewives
She moved - to Wisteria Lane
Desperate guys - fantasize - 'bout housewives
She moved - to Wisteria Lane

Nicolette disrobed
In the Eagles locker room
Scored some Janet Jackson buzz
Though censors fume
There's ratings - to strut
Awards out - the butt
Guess it's clear we all relate
To the neighborhood slut

On your knees, bitch!

& Eva yeah
She drives me wild
She gets her lawn mowed by a - chiiiiild

Desperate minds - desperate kinds - of housewives
They live - on Wisteria Lane
Desperate lies - desperate thighs - of housewives
They live - on Wisteria Lane
Feast my eyes - get my rise - from "Housewives"
Sleep all day, waste Sunday nights (whoa)

[Lurid instrumental]

One street's got fires
Murders and drugs
Fatal affairs
S & M moms
Wilder than you - tah
Dude if I had those neighbors
I'd never leeeave town!

Desperate lives - desperate drives - of housewives
We live - for Wisteria Lane
Desperate guys - fantasize - 'bout housewives
Let's move - to Wisteria Lane!
(etc.)

Copyright 2005+ Spaff Tongue Baby

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DKTOS? - February 23, 2005 - Report this comment
For those who Don't Know The Original Song, it's temporarily available at spaff.com/dktos
alvin rhodes - February 23, 2005 - Report this comment
brilliant...i was laughing before i ever got to the song...5s
Jeff Reuben - February 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Brilliant line: "Went from raisin' Cain..." My wife is hooked on this show. I only watch it because she does. Really. Please believe me!
Laurence Dunne - February 23, 2005 - Report this comment
555 of course, no mystery there.
Know 1 can hear you dream - February 23, 2005 - Report this comment
DKWTHTPIA! (I'll come back to explain this abbreviation tomorrow if you haven't figured it you by yourself by then). :-)
Claude Prez - February 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey, I DO know what the hell this parody is about. Great title, and it got better from there. Outstanding; about time you started putting that twisted, brilliant mind to use for once. Heh heh.
Know 1 can hear you're a dyslexxikk - February 23, 2005 - Report this comment
DKWTHTPIA! (I'll come back to explain this abbreviation tomorrow if you haven't figured it OUT by yourself by then).
Know 1 can hear you dream - February 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Never mind, Claude's ditto already figured it out.
2Eagle - February 23, 2005 - Report this comment
I like that song even if that show sucks.
Abbrev. Police - February 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Does Kristof Wish That His Testicular Psoriasis Infected Amiright?
Jack Wilson - February 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Loved it!:D 555! THis should be the new DH theme!
haha - February 23, 2005 - Report this comment
"Abbrev. Police"! I like that! I'm amazed that the word "abbreviation" (and all forms of it) itself gets abbreviated sometimes.
Stuart McArthur - February 23, 2005 - Report this comment
what Jeff said, except it's me who's hooked on the show, not my wife - it's new here so looking forward to the changing-room scene - and ditto about Eva! - and always a fan of Teri - esp. in the Seinfeld sauna - also the show lucked in to Sex and The City finishing, with all those women's bonding nights having nothing left to bond over - just so much to discuss! - we should start a thread - btw brilliant parody spaff, and brilliant matching to the OS - 555
Arwen - February 23, 2005 - Report this comment
I have yet to watch the show, Spaffer...I kind of feel like I'd be cheating on the memory of Sex and the City, which I am still mourning...; )...but this is pretty freaking hilarious...=) Nice work!
Spaff.com - February 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanx, scholar rhodes & Jeffaroo (yeah right) & Laudanum & Peterchyd (x3) & C4P (you forgot "angelic") & 2Eagle & Abbrev Fuzz (heh heh) & Jackie & haha (heh heh) & Stuartise & Sis Evenstar.

It's clear that I need to provide some footnotes on this one, so I'll put something up on the messageboard. (You get functional links over there.)
Spaff.com - February 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Here are your "Desperate Housewives" footnotes:
http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php/topic,7434.0.html
Rex - February 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Haven't seen a single episode, but now I know everything important about the show. :-)
Michael Pacholek - February 23, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm still thinking that Kim Cattrall (Valeris in ST6) set a standard for sexy Vulcans with issues that Jolene Blalock (T'Pol on Enterprise) will never reach -- unless you want to go back to Arlene Martel (T'Pring in "Amok Time" from the original series). Uh, where was I? Oh yeah: This was wis-terical!
Serafina - February 23, 2005 - Report this comment
I liked the parody, even though I haven't really watched the show very much. I've only seen two or three episodes. Anyway... 5-5-5. :)
Melhi - February 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Glad you explained the show on the board Spaff. In addition to "getting" your parody a little better than I would have, I've also added the show to my "Must-not-see-TV" list under the heading "Shows I'd rather coat myself in K.C. ****MASTERPIECE**** barbeque sauce and sit on an anthill than watch."



You didn't say HOW we had to use the word, just that we had to use it. Heh heh heh.

P.S. Good work, as always.
Kristof (with Testicular Psoriasis...??)Robertson - February 24, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm sittin' here scratchin' and love love LOVING this parody.....Eva Longoria...mmmmmm. 555
Adam Eccleshall - February 24, 2005 - Report this comment
I love DH... almost as much as I love this parody. Fantastic stuff!5's :-)
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - February 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Hoorah! Loved it! 'She gets her lawn mowed by a chiiiiild' was glorious. Dig up some 5s.
Spaff.com - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanx, Rex & Serafina & Adam & Ralphing Luke!
Melhi: Nice. Not only did you say "masterpiece," you also said "heh heh heh." So you get bonus points.
Kristof: Good luck with that T.P. problem. I feel your pain. (Not literally.)
Michaelopedia: Did you write that comment in Klingon? Here's what it sounded like to me: "Blah Kim Cattrall blah sexy blah blah blah wis-terical." But it sounded like a compliment, so thank you. Live long and perspire.
ieattwinkies - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Awesomeness XD I'm glad to see I wasn't the only singing a D.H version of this :P
Spaff.com - May 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanx! I'm with you on the Twinkies thing, but I prefer desperate housewives.
Agrimorfee - June 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Missed it the first time 'round. Great title usage and historical history covered real well.555
Spaff.com - June 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanx, Aggro. Historical history is my favorite kind.

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