(Trick or treat)
Every Halloween I get a little bit crazy
when the Snickers hit my brain
(Trick or treat)
Every Halloween I get a little bit wired
from all the Pixy Stix in my veins
(Junior Mints)
Every Halloween I get a little unbalanced
when I read the jokes in Ba-zooka Joes
(Tootsie Rolls)
Every Halloween I get a little hysterical
and shove some M&Ms up my nose

(Milky Way - bite size)
Every Halloween I eat my pride
(Almond Joy - bite size)
Every Halloween I'm Nestle-fried

And I need a Skor tonight (Need a Skor bar)
And I need my Sugar Daddy
And there's no junk like Hershey's Bites (Bless you Hershey)
And my dealer's Willy Wonka
And we're doing the Musketeers right (All for candy!)
Bring the Dum-Dums along
Together we'll do Reeses till our brain cells are shot
I'll even eat the Smarties if it's all they got
(Smarties suck)
We gotta bust a move - it's almost ten o'clock
And still we have to trick-or-treat for twenty more blocks!

Hypoglycemia bites!
I'll never get to sleep tonight
(I'm never coming down tonight)

Last year's bag of treats - made it all the way home
This year's didn't make it so far
Ate it in the street
Totally blitzed on SweeTarts

Last year I dressed up - as a fairy-tale queen
This year I'm a skank from the park
Turnin' tricks for treats
Totally blitzed on SweeTarts

Totally blitzed on SweeTarts

(Baby Ruth bite size)

(Nestle Crunch bite size)
(Trick or treat...)