T (T-T-T)
O (O-O-O)
U (U-U-U)
R (R-R-R)
D (D-D-D)
E (E-E-E)
Tour de (Tour de)
France (Lance Lance Lance)

You can race if you want to
You can ride on your behind
But you're just not Lance and if you're not Lance
Well you'll - get left behind

I say, You can train if you want to
And you can master your domain
But if you think you'll eclipse - the seven-time champ
You're just singin' Indurain

Tour de France
(Francais!)

Ah, You can try if you want to
And you may never stop to pee
But you'll despair, mon frere, when he whips derriere
Clear from Fromentine to Gay Paree

I say, You can speed if want to
Through the vineyards and the hills
But dude it's guar-an-teed - you'll never take the lead
You're gonna learn how Jan Ullrich feels

You'll say
Freakin' Lance - Freakin' Lance - Gettin' more fans than the pope
Freakin' Lance - Freakin' Lance - We're checkin' out your butt for dope
Freakin' Lance - Freakin' Lance - Hidin' booster jets in your pants
Freakin' Lance - Freakin' Lance - Won'tcha give the Frenchies a cha - a-a-ance
Tour de France
Oh yes the Tour de France
Ah oui the Tour de France

T (T-T-T)
O (O-O-O)
U (U-U-U)
R (R-R-R)
D (D-D-D)
E (E-E-E)
Tour de (Tour de)
France (Lance Lance Lance)

You can hope if you want to
But I think that you should know
Le Cancer du Tes-tickle
Don't slow his bi-sickle
Or the babes like Sheryl Crow

I say, you can pray if you want to
Ride a bike that God designed
But you're just not Lance and if you're not Lance
Well your - prayers get declined

You'll say
Freakin' Lance - Freakin' Lance - Stayin' in yellow for days
Freakin' Lance - Freakin' Lance - It's not my style an-y-ways
Freakin' Lance - Freakin' Lance - Once again kicked me in the pants
Freakin' Lance - Freakin' Lance - Guess 2006 is my cha - a-a-ance
To win the Tour de France
Oh yes the Tour de France
Ah oui the Tour de Lance
I mean the Tour de Fra-ance!
(etc.)