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Song Parodies -> "Noah"

Original Song Title:

"Lola"

Original Performer:

The Kinks

Parody Song Title:

"Noah"

Parody Written by:

Spaff.com

The Lyrics

I met him trapping bears down in Torah town
He had two wart-hogs - and some kangaroos - and a boa
a B-O-A boa
He fought off the snake and put bats in his pants
I asked him his name, and in an ancient voice - he said Noah
N-O-A-H Noah
No-no-no-no-Noah

Well I'm not the world's most juvenile guy
But why'd ya hunt alone - if you're five-hundred five?
I asked Noah
No-no-no-no-Noah
Well I'm no putz, but it startled me when
He said, The wife couldn't make it 'cause she's pregnant again
Thanks to Noah
No-no-no-no-Noah
No-no-no-no-Noah

Well we chased aardvarks and laughed till dark
Told me he'd built a giant ark
I thought his pod - must be a few peas short
Till he said, Dear boy, CHECK THE WEATHER REPORT

Well I'm not the world's most gullible guy
But when I spotted some clouds, well I hung close by
Mister Noah
No-no-no-no-Noah
No-no-no-no-Noah

Noah!
No-no-no-no-Noah
No-no-no-no-Noah

The teamsters brought boars
But NO unicorns
And NO minotaurs
And just ONE dinosaur
So I shrugged at him and he at me

Well I'm not dumb but I don't have a clue
How they got the amoebas to board two-by-two
For ol' Noah
No-no-no-no-Noah

Pigs are unclean, so all of the fam
Say it's messed up having a boy named Ham
Except for Noah
No-no-no-no-Noah

We closed the door - it began to pour
And I wished I'd thought of flood insurance before
Then Noah waved as people cursed at him
He said GET SOAKED! HOPE YOU LEARN HOW TO SWIM!

No words can describe how awful it stinks
But at least there's an ark, and I hope it don't sink
And so does Noah
No-no-no-no-Noah
No-no-no-no-Noah

Noah!
No-no-no-no-Noah
No-no-no-no-Noah
(etc.)
An alternate version of this song is on the new Robert Lund CD Workin' the Glory.
(c) 2005+ Do You Want a Noah Secret?

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DKTOS? - November 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Don't Know The Original Song? It's temporarily available at spaff.com/dktos
MasonR - November 30, 2005 - Report this comment
"Pigs are unclean, so all of the fam Say it's messed up having a boy named Ham"--that was brilliant! LOL and I flood you with 5's
Red Ant - November 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, since I barely remember TOS I went to your dktos site but this OS isn't on there yet. The amoebas and 'wife pregnant' lines were great along with several others.
alvin rhodes - November 30, 2005 - Report this comment
a masterpiece of biblical porportions...i may laugh for 40 days
Claude Prez - November 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Oh my heck! It's here! Mormons Gone Wild! Woo hoo!
Michael Pacholek - November 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Here's some fives to float your boat.
2nz - November 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Congrats on the CD. I'm gonna try my hand at it soon. Anyhow...

TMGLTM. I'm with Claude, three cheers for Mormons Gone WIld! And I'm always impressed by how you set up your couplet punchlines:
"I thought his pod - must be a few peas short
Till he said, Dear boy, CHECK THE WEATHER REPORT"
PMS - November 30, 2005 - Report this comment
I 'm raining fives on you.
Steven Cavanagh - November 30, 2005 - Report this comment
You've still got it. I gotta find some time to get back in the saddle...
Tim Mayfield - November 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Do I smell a ra - rat?? So did ol' Noah use four by four's or two by two's? Who wood know? Noah? And what about those pair of meciums and pair of keets? Is this where 'Our God Rains' came from? I always thought Noah was all wet...
Matthias - November 30, 2005 - Report this comment
2 by 2... hmmmm.... maybe... A diffrent parody, but not this one Godly Spaff... 5's!!!
John Jenkins - December 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Excellent humor, particularly the ameoba and Ham lines.
Larry Hensley - December 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Don't Noah the original, but I Noah good parody when I see one.
Spaff.com - December 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you all for your punderstruck comments, and Tim gets extra stars on his forehead for his.

Stevenagh: To your first statement: The clap? Yes. To your second: I agree. We miss you. But be careful because that's how I got the clap.

Claude and 2nz: I actually suggested "Mormons Gone Wild!" to Robert Lund at one point. We went with "Workin' the Glory" instead; since you're not from around here, I should explain that there's an extremely popular series of Mormon books (and now movies) called "The Work and the Glory." The books were written by GERALD Lund (no relation), so it was too hard to pass that up. To better appreciate the "Workin' the Glory" cover design, compare it with workandtheglory.com.
Spaff.com - December 02, 2005 - Report this comment
P.S. I have dibs on the Johnny Cash parody "A Boy Named Ham."
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - December 02, 2005 - Report this comment
It's not allowed to let the 555s come two at a time, but they sure do seem to multiply anyway. Here's one more.
Jack Wilson - December 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Great job! 555!
Rick C - December 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Sorry I'm so late. Love the Ham gag, among others! 555
Spaff.com - December 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanx, Peterchyd & Local Celebrity & Rick The Cornier. And I just realized that I failed to address Red Ant's concern: It actually is there, even if it's not the top one listed. Maybe hit Refresh. And thanks for your willingness to check it out. You'll be rewarded; "Lola" is one of the best pop/rock songs ever.
Claude Prez - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Received my copies of "Workin' The Glory" a couple days ago. Two words: FLIPPIN' RIGHTEOUS
Spaff.com - July 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Claude: Man, you feel like a Mormon.
Peregrin - June 21, 2008 - Report this comment
I found this by clicking on the 'random' button. Man, I'm glad I did. I had a great laugh :)
Spaff.com - July 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanx, Pippin! Glad you found it. Robert Lund recorded a kinda half version of this a few years ago, and I'm still hoping he'll knock out the whole thing one of these days.
Phil Alexander - July 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Caught this 'cause of your comment... can't believe I didn't spot it first time around - absolutely marvellous, Spaff (as usual)
Spaff.com - July 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Philbo. I'm glad that you and Pippin dug it. And dug it up.
~MrsNoah- - July 21, 2008 - Report this comment
To the Staff at Spaff.com: This is a scream dream !! I love adore it when Biblical characters are applied to Parody! Whoa . . . to Noah !
Spaff.com - July 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanx, Mrs. Noah. Tell your husband I enjoyed his portrayal of Dr. Carter on ER.

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