I met him trapping bears down in Torah town
He had two wart-hogs - and some kangaroos - and a boa
a B-O-A boa
He fought off the snake and put bats in his pants
I asked him his name, and in an ancient voice - he said Noah
N-O-A-H Noah
No-no-no-no-Noah

Well I'm not the world's most juvenile guy
But why'd ya hunt alone - if you're five-hundred five?
I asked Noah
No-no-no-no-Noah
Well I'm no putz, but it startled me when
He said, The wife couldn't make it 'cause she's pregnant again
Thanks to Noah
No-no-no-no-Noah
No-no-no-no-Noah

Well we chased aardvarks and laughed till dark
Told me he'd built a giant ark
I thought his pod - must be a few peas short
Till he said, Dear boy, CHECK THE WEATHER REPORT

Well I'm not the world's most gullible guy
But when I spotted some clouds, well I hung close by
Mister Noah
No-no-no-no-Noah
No-no-no-no-Noah

Noah!
No-no-no-no-Noah
No-no-no-no-Noah

The teamsters brought boars
But NO unicorns
And NO minotaurs
And just ONE dinosaur
So I shrugged at him and he at me

Well I'm not dumb but I don't have a clue
How they got the amoebas to board two-by-two
For ol' Noah
No-no-no-no-Noah

Pigs are unclean, so all of the fam
Say it's messed up having a boy named Ham
Except for Noah
No-no-no-no-Noah

We closed the door - it began to pour
And I wished I'd thought of flood insurance before
Then Noah waved as people cursed at him
He said GET SOAKED! HOPE YOU LEARN HOW TO SWIM!

No words can describe how awful it stinks
But at least there's an ark, and I hope it don't sink
And so does Noah
No-no-no-no-Noah
No-no-no-no-Noah

Noah!
No-no-no-no-Noah
No-no-no-no-Noah
(etc.)