Song Parodies -> Mr. Voight, You've Got a Lovely Daughter
| Original Song Title: | "Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Daughter" |
| Original Performer: | Herman's Hermits |
| Parody Song Title: | "Mr. Voight, You've Got a Lovely Daughter" |
| Parody Written by: | Spaff.com |
Mr. Voight, you've got a lovely daughter
Rare to find a girl both hard and soft
As her dad
Could you please fix me up?
I long to see my ass
Get kicked by Lara Croft
In my dreams your Girl's still Interrupted
Best part is it's me who interrupts
But it's sad
I buy her latest films
J'adore those Jolie parts
But man the rest just sucks
Nice guns, no doubt
Even in a bad film
She'll whip 'em out
Makes a bloke press
Re - wind
Mr. Voight, your spawn can't get no hotter (Give me water)
Even if you breed with Tyra Banks (Or Tom Hanks)
They're not yours (Ooh)
Those lips and hips and nips (Ooh)
So if you see your ex
Please pass along my thanks
You should be proud
'Cause with whopping talents
She's well-endowed
Makes a bloke hate
Brad Pitt
Someday I'll become a big director (Bilz-Bub Thornton)
We'll rehearse that scene where she disrobes (Under strobes)
She'll kick butt! (Ooh)
She'll win some big awards! (Ooh)
Maybe I'll get the chance
To hold her Golden Globes
Mr. Voight, you've got a lovely daughter (Angelina)
Mr. Voight, it sucks that I don't got her (Angelina)
Mr. Voight, I'd like to cuff and knot her (Angelina)
Mr. Judge, acquit me if I stalk her (No subpoena)
(etc.)
Rare to find a girl both hard and soft
As her dad
Could you please fix me up?
I long to see my ass
Get kicked by Lara Croft
In my dreams your Girl's still Interrupted
Best part is it's me who interrupts
But it's sad
I buy her latest films
J'adore those Jolie parts
But man the rest just sucks
Nice guns, no doubt
Even in a bad film
She'll whip 'em out
Makes a bloke press
Re - wind
Mr. Voight, your spawn can't get no hotter (Give me water)
Even if you breed with Tyra Banks (Or Tom Hanks)
They're not yours (Ooh)
Those lips and hips and nips (Ooh)
So if you see your ex
Please pass along my thanks
You should be proud
'Cause with whopping talents
She's well-endowed
Makes a bloke hate
Brad Pitt
Someday I'll become a big director (Bilz-Bub Thornton)
We'll rehearse that scene where she disrobes (Under strobes)
She'll kick butt! (Ooh)
She'll win some big awards! (Ooh)
Maybe I'll get the chance
To hold her Golden Globes
Mr. Voight, you've got a lovely daughter (Angelina)
Mr. Voight, it sucks that I don't got her (Angelina)
Mr. Voight, I'd like to cuff and knot her (Angelina)
Mr. Judge, acquit me if I stalk her (No subpoena)
(etc.)
Copyright 2005+ Spaff or Something Like It
(Based on a poem I submitted to The Messageboard in The Only Thread They Murdered)
(Based on a poem I submitted to The Messageboard in The Only Thread They Murdered)
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saw in a tabloid yesterday - "there was so much commotion coming out of Brad and Angelina's jungle bungalow that the villagers became concerned and started banging on their door with clubs"
Spaff, mate, there IS a parallel universe, and I'm sure it's big enough to include both of us having our one night with the goddess - 555 - (sigh)
Spaff, mate, there IS a parallel universe, and I'm sure it's big enough to include both of us having our one night with the goddess - 555 - (sigh)
I honestly can't see what the fuss is all about...;-) 555
Brad is with Angelina now? Guess I oughta read the paper once in a while...If you promise to tell me everything you see I'll be your "Stalker's Anonymous" sponsor, ok? 5's ~ ~ ~
Don't Know The Original Song? It's temporarily available at spaff.com/dktos
what a scream...especially the "background vocals"...5s plus
I'm voighting 5s!
I see " Archangelina Jolie " from " VC " was knot artistic license. ;-)
Bilz-Bub Thornton. Heh. DKTOS, so I'll have to check out that link you provided, but hilarious and creative as usual.
Well crofted...
Tres Jolie (to quote a favorite poet)
This was easy on the eyes. ;)
Hi-lara-ious. The Katie Holmes/Tom Cruise relationship will be blown out the water when I leak the news that Angelina has gotten with the almighty Spaff...
Excellent stuff, definitely worthy of Golden Globes. I've got to commend you for putting rhymes in some places that the Hermits were unable to; but, because "bad film" and "re-wind" don't rhyme, nor do "talents" and "Brad Pitt," I'm going to have to reduce your score ... to 555.
I am totally in a fight with Ms. Jolie as of late...but I'll give you some love for "The Only Thread They Murdered..." LOL!!
Angelina Jolie is hot. So is this parody, in a different kind of way, but a good way!
OMG LMAO!!!!!!!!! SPAFF!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG YOU DDI A PARODY TO ONE OF MY FAVORITES!!! AND I LOVED IT!!! 555!!!! LOL I have three parodies pf this song
Spaff: For you're a Jolie good fellow. But I think this now means I have to write one about her. Arwen: Why are you in a fight with her? It's not like she stole your Diesel fuel or made Orlando bloom.
=)
Digging up an old copy of "Cyborg 2" would be much more fulfilling for you than tomb raider.
Thanx, scholar rhodes & Johnglebarry & Ant in Chains & Lee OJ & Peter CHYD & C4P & Melhigh& Johnny BD!
Stuartiste: I'd gladly share an alternate universe with you and an Angelina or two.
Fotsirk Nostrebor: Seriously? If so, I've finally found a chink in your armor.
P-Rob: Deal. I've heard you're an experienced sponsor.
Ralphing Luke: If only.
Johnkins: Reduction welcomed. I'd always remembered the original rhyming more that it does, which is really not much at all. I think I was too distracted by the accent to notice.
Sister Evenstar: Promise?
Local Celeb: I don't know where you picked up such a comprehensive familiarity with pop/rock, but I'm impressed.
Michaelopedia: Done yours yet? I'd love to check her, I mean IT, out.
Stevenagh: I hear that the only reason to watch that is for Ms Jolie. As if any other is needed.
Stuartiste: I'd gladly share an alternate universe with you and an Angelina or two.
Fotsirk Nostrebor: Seriously? If so, I've finally found a chink in your armor.
P-Rob: Deal. I've heard you're an experienced sponsor.
Ralphing Luke: If only.
Johnkins: Reduction welcomed. I'd always remembered the original rhyming more that it does, which is really not much at all. I think I was too distracted by the accent to notice.
Sister Evenstar: Promise?
Local Celeb: I don't know where you picked up such a comprehensive familiarity with pop/rock, but I'm impressed.
Michaelopedia: Done yours yet? I'd love to check her, I mean IT, out.
Stevenagh: I hear that the only reason to watch that is for Ms Jolie. As if any other is needed.
Just like George Foreman in the twelfth round of "The Rumble In The Jungle," when I read the words "an Angelina or two" my legs wobbled
s2art: Amazon's got "Gia" on sale right now for $5.49. I have no idea how much shipping is to the other side of the planet, but I'm sure it's worth every penny.
don't need to, mate - I managed to limewire the only scenes that matter (from126 sources, no less - wow, is that some sort of record?)
in fact one of those scenes is distracting me even as I type - off the wallpaper of my new cell-phone
in fact one of those scenes is distracting me even as I type - off the wallpaper of my new cell-phone
s2art: Wow. I'm not sure how you get any writing done.
How did I pick up such a familiarity? I had British invasion phase back in 2003 and 60s music, stuff like that,thats why all my early parodies are of old songs
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