Song Parodies -> You Make Me Feel Like Hanson
| Original Song Title: | "You Make Me Feel Like Dancing" |
| Original Performer: | Leo Sayer |
| Parody Song Title: | "You Make Me Feel Like Hanson" |
| Parody Written by: | Spaff.com |
Hanson recently released a new album to favorable reviews. Still, it seems they always will be identified with a single bubblegum hit. Success is such sweet sorrow.
(Ahh - a-haa)
(Ahh - a-haa)
You've got a rude way of mocking
You slam my Aiken physique
You say I dance like Stephen Hawking
Or a blond
Oklahoma geek
Three geeks, to be exact
Why the hell'd ya call me Zac?
You make me feel like Hanson
Am I the first or middle one?
You make me feel like Hanson
Or even worse, the little one?
You make me feel like Hanson
I feel like Hanson (who?) Hanson (ooh!) - Hanson night and day (bleeeah!)
I feel like Hanson (ew!) Hanson - A-a-a-a-a-augh!
I'm not some dork one-hit wonder
I ain't posed for "Teen" no - no no no no
Or TRL
Carson, go to he-ell
'Cause I'm no MTV ho-o
If I act underage
Ya spark my prepubescent rage
You make me feel like Hanson
It kinda icks me out in bed
You make me feel like Hanson
Can't I be William Hung instead?
You make me feel like Hanson
I feel like Hanson (who?) Hanson (ooh!) - Wish that I was eight (yeah!)
I feel like Hanson (who?) Hanson (ooh!) - Damn those kids are great
I feel like Hanson (who?) Hanson (ooh!) - Which one's Mary-Kate? (yeah!)
I feel like Hanson (ew!) Hanson - A-a-a-a-a-augh!
Mmmbop dooba doo bah da bop
Dooba doobop mmmbop ba dop (awoo-oo-oo)
Mmmbop dooba doo bah da bop
Dooba doobop mmmbop ba dop (oh yeah)
Mmmbop cuba doo-doo kerflop
Jabba goombah who chewed de mop
Last time you called me great
Was Nineteen-ninety-eight
You make me feel like Hanson
Too bad I missed the boy-band craze
You make me feel like Hanson
I'll never pass Freud's oral phase
You make me feel like Anson
That's Williams, Potsie, Happy Days
You make me feel like Hanson...
[Repeat / Fade from memory]
(Ahh - a-haa)
You've got a rude way of mocking
You slam my Aiken physique
You say I dance like Stephen Hawking
Or a blond
Oklahoma geek
Three geeks, to be exact
Why the hell'd ya call me Zac?
You make me feel like Hanson
Am I the first or middle one?
You make me feel like Hanson
Or even worse, the little one?
You make me feel like Hanson
I feel like Hanson (who?) Hanson (ooh!) - Hanson night and day (bleeeah!)
I feel like Hanson (ew!) Hanson - A-a-a-a-a-augh!
I'm not some dork one-hit wonder
I ain't posed for "Teen" no - no no no no
Or TRL
Carson, go to he-ell
'Cause I'm no MTV ho-o
If I act underage
Ya spark my prepubescent rage
You make me feel like Hanson
It kinda icks me out in bed
You make me feel like Hanson
Can't I be William Hung instead?
You make me feel like Hanson
I feel like Hanson (who?) Hanson (ooh!) - Wish that I was eight (yeah!)
I feel like Hanson (who?) Hanson (ooh!) - Damn those kids are great
I feel like Hanson (who?) Hanson (ooh!) - Which one's Mary-Kate? (yeah!)
I feel like Hanson (ew!) Hanson - A-a-a-a-a-augh!
Mmmbop dooba doo bah da bop
Dooba doobop mmmbop ba dop (awoo-oo-oo)
Mmmbop dooba doo bah da bop
Dooba doobop mmmbop ba dop (oh yeah)
Mmmbop cuba doo-doo kerflop
Jabba goombah who chewed de mop
Last time you called me great
Was Nineteen-ninety-eight
You make me feel like Hanson
Too bad I missed the boy-band craze
You make me feel like Hanson
I'll never pass Freud's oral phase
You make me feel like Anson
That's Williams, Potsie, Happy Days
You make me feel like Hanson...
[Repeat / Fade from memory]
© 2004+ The Untalented Fourth Brother
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For those who don't know the original song, it's temporarily available at
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I know enough of the original song to give you a big Hand, Son. 5's
I think it's great, Spaff! 555...
"Which one's Mary Kate"...LMAO!! 555!
Great stuff.
Hilarious stuff. Very good lyrics. 555
The best way to smite a song you hate is to write a parody that's as good as the original is bad. In this case, an incredibly tough task, but, unsurprisingly, Spaff was up to it. Three fives for this three "point-oh-five" song!
I'd rather b Hanson than Will Hung! at least i'd have some form of talent. Good parody, Spaff!
ROFL!!! Too funny, Spaff!
First, thanks for the mp3; I barely remembered the chorus BUT IT'S ALL COME BACK TO ME NOW SO REALLY THANKS A LOT. *ahem*. Anyway, something tells me a recording is not coming any time soon but MAN I'd love to hear one, just to see if Robert can sing that high. Great stuff as always.
At first I thought Nelson were a couple of really hot blonde babes ,then I saw Hanson and thought ---WOW ! what a gorgeous trio of -----
....both Nelson and Hanson are a bunch of dudes.....(Sorry to burst your bubble like that !)
Really? Even the middle one? After all that time ,I'm just finding out about this? THAT'S IT ! No more "Cherry Pie" for me !( wow,and the middle one was like the "Josie" of the trio to me ! I think I'm gonna be sad... oh? this parody? three 5's,now please leave me to my sorrow....)
ROFLMAO!!!! This is too funny! Spaff, youre a master at parodies , this needs to be recorded! Oh man you crack me up! This is probably your best/ 555!
Thanx, Johnny Dangle & Evenstar & Sister Kicksass & Lee OJ & John "Horse" Lomain & Michaelopedia & Saider & Mello & Jackie!
C4P: Leo Sayer was a (mercifully) repressed memory until I heard this original on the radio a couple weeks ago. I had to make y'all share my pain.
Thought Cops: Yeah, I went through that with all the 80s hair bands.
C4P: Leo Sayer was a (mercifully) repressed memory until I heard this original on the radio a couple weeks ago. I had to make y'all share my pain.
Thought Cops: Yeah, I went through that with all the 80s hair bands.
Why'd you call me "horse"?
John Lomain , there's a REALLY funny parody of "You're so vain",called "Horse Lo mein", check it out!
Thanx, Thought Cops, for covering for me. Yeah, John, I had just been commenting on "Horse Lo Mein" when I ran across your note. Sorry to suck you into a bad pun.
Thanks all for telling me. That's fine, now I know. By the way, that was a funny parody too.
Restoring my previous 555 vote.
Can't...stop...laughing. :-D
Amazing what a little music can do, I DK that I DDKTOS... or something like that. Mmm...fives!
Belated thanx, John Lomain Hanson & Johnny DD Hanson & Scathe Hanson & Ralphing Luke Hanson.
Still as hilarious, if I ever recorded one of your songs, it might be this one, cause all my other faves have recordings!
Admit it, Local Celeb - you just like this because of the Happy Days reference.
Ya got me Spaff, I admit
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