I leave my cube
Right smack at five
Drive up the canyon where I feel so ali-ive
I take a swim
And nature nap
Spin through the meadows like Maria von Tra-app

Oh simple life
Where have you gone?
And I'm not talking 'bout that crap with Paris Hilton
This IS the place
My kinda neighborhood
I think I'll quit my job and move up here for goo-ood

I catch a fish
And climb a tree
I'm like Snow White - the birds are singing with me-ee
I'm full of grace
And peaceful thought
But when I get back to the parking lo-ot

I can't believe
My car is gone
Ain't this place safe? I left my keys in the ignit-ion
Hey come here brat
Gimme your freakin' phone
It's getting dark and I need some way to get ho-ome

And IF you saw, please tell me where'd the thief go
BASS-turd's got my postcards from Oswego
FIG-ures of Orlando, Liv, and Viggo
And my ray-dee-o
Someone stole my Geo

Someone stole my Geo-wo

Oh Jap machine
Where have you gone?
Hey 9-1-1, I say, my Metro's gone, I'm cry-un'
It's brown and greeeen
And it's an '89
The cops just laugh and say they doubt if that's a cri-ime

I USED to cruise I-80 out to Reno
CLOSE my eyes and speed like Al Pacino
HOPPED up on Clorets and cappuccino
Now I'm just P.O.'d
I got no Geo-wo

Ooh-a-ah
Aaah-ah-oh

ALL-State says replacement value's zero
That hurts my ego
Someone stole my Geo

Nature gives you B.O.
Someone stole my Geo