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Song Parodies -> "Pepsi Blue"

Original Song Title:

"Jackie Blue"

Original Performer:

Ozark Mountain Daredevils

Parody Song Title:

"Pepsi Blue"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Ozark Mountain Daredevils - the OMD of the 70s! BTW, the line "your drink's really blue" works better when said aloud.
Ooh-hoo-hoo - Pepsi Blue
Looks like Windex and tastes like shampoo
Find that Slurpee you left in the rain
Ooh Pepsi, it's roughly the same

Stockpile your sku's in the grocery stores
Your latest weapon in the cola wars
I've given up, so please don't target me
With all your turquoise W.M.D.

Ooh-hoo-hoo - Pepsi Blue
Fire your product development crew
Could this be some consumerist joke?
Ooh Pepsi, you must be on Coke

Did Pepsi One really do so hot?
Your ads said yes, but your stock did not
Another mass-market painful death:
Ol' Crystal Pepsi's bad as crystal meth

Ooh-hoo-hoo - Pepsi Blue
Worse than Diet Code Red Mountain Dew
I did taste tests, and here's your review:
Ooh Pepsi, your drink's really blue

Ewww Pepsi
Ewww Pepsi

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.6
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 39

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   11
 2   0
 3   2
 4   3
 5   23

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Tim Hall - June 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Great parody. I'm one of those people that LIKE Pepsi Blue. BTW, you could have also written a parody regarding Vida Blue, the former Oakland A's pitcher of the 1970's.
Claude Prez - June 12, 2003 - Report this comment
This is great. Too many great lines to mention. Outstanding.
Jonathan C. - June 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Almost perfect 10. I have to admit Pepsi's attempts at variety has fallen well short of the original. Oh, well, it can't be as bad as Diet Coke with Lemon or Diet Vanilla Coke. - June 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks, guys. A recording should be coming soon. Funny - I've heard from a few people saying "Hey, I LIKE Pepsi Blue." To which my response is: Everyone's entitled to their own opinion, and yours is wrong. ;-) And, for the record, while I dislike all diet drinks, I have to admit that Diet Code Red Mountain Dew's not all that bad. It just fit too well to pass up. Finally, Tim, how's this?: "Ooh-hoo-hoo - Vida Blue / Pitched for Oakland in '72 / In the League of Indelible Names / Ooh Vida, you're Hall of Fame" - June 17, 2003 - Report this comment
"Pepsi Blue" recording complete. Go here to download the MP3:
Jeff Reuben - June 18, 2003 - Report this comment
This sounded great! You guys sing pretty well, good recording!
Pat - June 18, 2003 - Report this comment
I loved it...5's! Good singing too!! :)
ParodyKeet - July 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Delightful! You hit the nail right on the head, thank you - not so much about the pop as about commercialism. Thanks!
Meriadoc - July 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Sorry I missed this one earlier! It's great! - July 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks, y'all. The music and vocals were done by Robert Lund, and I think he got this one just right. Kinda gets stuck in your head. Or gut.
FuNkY mOnKeY - September 19, 2003 - Report this comment
I tried Pepsi Blue once and I liked it okay...but Diet Coke with Lemon tastes rather like carbonated dish soap. *shudder*
ELVES GONE WILD! - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Shameless plug: This is available as a bonus track on the Robert Lund CD "Elves Gone Wild!" (
Big Red - December 28, 2003 - Report this comment
I have the CD, and it's HILARIOUS! Great bargain at $9.99. I just have one question that you probably aren't able to answer: Who were the 2 people that were dumb enough to vote ones? Maybe they work for Pepsi or something. - December 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanx, Red! We all get voted 1s - it's part of the game. I figure a $1 tip isn't as good as a $5 tip, but it's better than getting stiffed entirely.
In other news, I've heard that the drink Pepsi Blue has been discontinued. That's tragic, of course, but it means my stockpile of unopened cans will soon be collectors' items. Woo-hoo!
Paul Robinson - December 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Spaff - Another top-notcher. Didn't know if anyone else remembered the OMD anymore. "Jackie Blue" was actually quite different from most of their material (which I always thought was extremely good), it's a lot more "pop" than everything else they did. But it was very well done. I always liked "If You Want To Get To Heaven". When I tried my hand at karaoke ( I know, you're supposed to use your VOICE), that was the first song I ever did worth a sh*t. People were actually up and dancing and the girl I went with turned around to see who was singing and nearly crapped. - January 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Paul: Belated thanks. I've never heard "If You Want to Get to Heaven," but I look forward to hearing you do it at the big amiright party.
brightmoon - June 20, 2004 - Report this comment
i actually rembered the song when reading the parody ......thats rare hadnt thought of this song in years - July 03, 2004 - Report this comment
brightmoon: Just be glad it wasn't a Dan Fogelberg song.
Billy Florio - August 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Ill revote on others too soon
!!!! - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
pepsi blue , so much sugar, it makes people spew. 555
Paul Robinson - September 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Spaff - Revoting here since I noticed it one the comments thread today. Very nice job. 5's. - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanx, Billy DBA Florio & !!!! & P-Rob. Looks like this has also picked up a couple of votes from Pepsico execs.
Paul Robinson - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Spaff, Yeah, I had that happen on a parody I did that slammed Wal-Mart a month or two ago. Some people just can't take a joke...well, like Mom always said, "F*ck 'em"...No, my Mother really didn't say that - I'm not sure if she ever used the "F" word in her entire life - in fact, just trying to picture her saying that is making me crack up now. I think the closest she came to using an epithet that I ever heard was to say that someone was an "S.O.B.", although sometimes she would just say they were a "You Know What", so she wouldn't have to actually say "S.O.B."...Youngest Son does not share this lingual limitation... - December 19, 2004 - Report this comment
P-Rob: Nice of your mother to avoid calling you those things in your presence. Heh heh.
Paul Robinson - February 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, know...Mom's and their youngest sons...yeah...touching...but I owe her, she was the one who did the NY Times crossword puzzle just about every day...and finished the damned thing 99% of the time...voracious reader...word wizard...Scrabble player par-excellant (?)...I musta got some of the spillage... - February 22, 2005 - Report this comment
P-Rob: So your ability to play with language is genetic, then. She sounds great. Did she also speak like a pirate? Heh heh.
Matthias - June 10, 2005 - Report this comment
What ever happened to Pepsi Blue? Did your song mean that much to the factory? - June 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Matthias: I'm bummed that Pepsi Blue went away, but for purely selfish reasons: It instantly dated this parody, which is one of my favorite Robert Lund recordings. The drink still has its fans, however, as evidenced by the votes above.
Matthias - June 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Not so much for Diet Code Red Mountion Dew it seems though.... lol....
Dubya Tee Eff? - June 21, 2006 - Report this comment
What's with all the triple ones, esp. the "1" votes for pacing?? I didn't think the pacing was THAT bad.
Rafeal De La Ghetto - June 22, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm with DTF...this parody deserves better votes. - June 25, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm glad, WTF and RDLG, that you don't find the pacing THAT bad. Here's my theory on the 111's: If you Google "Pepsi Blue," this parody comes up on the first page of results. (Yes, I'm giddy about that.) But since the people who Google "Pepsi Blue" are probably looking for the stuff - because they LIKE it - they're unlikely to appreciate this less-than-complimentary review of the product.

Either that or the parody sucks.
Mr. Critic - June 29, 2006 - Report this comment
No, I don't think the parody sucks. Rafeal and DTE (which probably means the same thing as WTF) have a point. I found the pacing a tad off, but it wasn't TOTALLY off. So how's about a 4,5,5? - July 15, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm speechless.
Paul Robinson - July 17, 2006 - Report this comment
I missed your reply of, ummm...oh, Feb 22, 2005, but the thought of Mom doing "Pirate Talk" tickled my fancy so much I had to come back and say, "HAR" and slap me peg-leg with me old right-hand side hook....OUCH! Damn...I tell ya true, Mr. Spaff, it be a bitch-and-a-harf bein' a dyslectic Pirate, aye...that it be... - September 23, 2006 - Report this comment
That it be, Pual. Taht it be.
Dylan Baranski - September 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Never tried it. What did it taste like?
Jack Wilson - October 20, 2006 - Report this comment
I always LOVED this,even looked for the drink once asnd couldnr find it, and I went "Maybe it DOES taste like shampoo",555! - November 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Dylan & Jack: Yep, shampoo. Actually, I thought it tasted like a melted Slurpee. But not as good.
Jack Wilson - November 11, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL ok thanks for the Info!
Jack Wilson - November 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Of all the songs Robert Lund has recorded of oyurs this is the catchiest,gets stuck in my head. AAAAH Ok I just started singing it to my self just now LOL oh crap I was singing the turquoise bubble WMD like as "with all your turquoise bubble you envy me" LOL Robert Lund misheard lyric
Jack Wilson - November 21, 2006 - Report this comment
f my latest misheard lyric I submitted goes through umm check it out! LOL I have a few misheard lyrics on here too and a caption for a pic I won with
Paul Robinson - November 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Wow! this parody sure has a long shelf life! It's going on for over 3 years and through the great vote-tab crash of '04, too. Heck, I don't know if I voted since then. Let me try some 5's here... - December 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Jack & Jack & Jack: So you submitted a misheard lyric on this song? It must not have been accepted, but still - heh heh.

P-Rob: Thanks, man. I have to brag that I've got two cases of the stuff in storage. It pulls in several bucks per can on eBay, so I'M RICH.
Jack Wilson - December 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Sure did, must not have!
Red Ant - December 25, 2006 - Report this comment
The recording of Pepsi Blue was great; it sounds very close to TOS. I don't remember Pepsi Blue, but laughed all the way through this. This no longer 1st in a Google search for Pepsi Blue, but I suppose if I mention Pepsi Blue again it might be. =) - December 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks for picking up "Pepsi Blue" and the rest of the songs on the CD, Red Ant. "Pepsi Blue" and I are much obliged.
Below Average Dave - February 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Stumbled across this while searching on Google for my own Pepsi Dependency (Intriguing) 5's are no doubt, Pepsi Blue was awful, shampoo was being awfully kind considering how awful Pepsi Blue really was. . .at least it wasn't Pepsi Clear though, that was far worse! It tasted like old piss water (as opposed to Surge which tasted like fresh piss water) . . .and I do mean that negatively (I don't drink piss water) . . .anyway. . .awesome parody, terrible memory (Pepsi Blue, Pepsi Tropical Summer Mix, Pepsi Clear, Pepsi One etc) They should just stick to Pepsi, they do that right. - February 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, BADave. You need to hear Robert Lund's recording of this if you haven't yet. And it's unfair to knock piss water by comparing it to Crystal Pepsi.
Jack Wilson - March 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Now you need to do a Pepsi Ice Cucumber parody, yes thats real and itll probably make it here from Japan. - May 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Pepsi Ice Cucumber? Wow. That sounds almost as good as Shasta Broccoli Blast.
UnKnownVotress - May 07, 2008 - Report this comment
To the staff of Spaff: . . . Grab your COKE, don't forget your TAB, but leave your RED BULL, leave it on your shoulder; SPRITE's so sweet, on the PEPSI side of the street ! . . . Used to chug Lemonade, with PEPSI-Blue in the shade . . . . can some Knight come to the aid of this Maid, and finish this?? - June 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Two words, UnKnownVotress: Sunny Delight.
Christie Marie M - October 23, 2008 - Report this comment
I had Pepsi Blue at a party one time. I didn't like it too much, either. But Crystal Pepsi isn't so bad. I prefer regular Pepsi better. Excellent song that you wrote, though! Well written and fluently paced! 555! - October 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanx, CMM. This remains one of my favorite Robert Lund performances. Check it out if you get the chance; it's on his CD Elves Gone Wild!
CMM to - October 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Just want to let you know I had a chance to listen to Robert Lund's CD Elves Gone Wild! All of the songs are so hilarious! So Weird Al! I was hoping to wait till Christmas to listen to them, but oh well. I even listened to Pepsi Blue. Lund sounded just like OMD's. I'm no humbug, that's for sure. Thanks for everything, Spaff. Until then, peace out!--Christie. - November 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks for checking out the CD, CMM. Glad you enjoyed it!

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