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Song Parodies -> "I Like to Play with Food"

Original Song Title:

"The Way You Move"

Original Performer:

OutKast

Parody Song Title:

"I Like to Play with Food"

Parody Written by:

Spaff.com

The Lyrics

Sittin' on Cheetos
Orange-colored butt
Butt now we can't eat those
So throw 'em in the meatloaf
Shove Fritos - up my nose
It's neato paddin' out my Speedo with burritos
*
Now I can shake it like Fresca
Make me digest ya
Drip drip drop - I'm leakin' Olestra
Drop the chalupa 'cause it's makin' me drool
We'll start a foodfight in the lunchroom at school (Cool!)
So tickle my pickle - it's sweet ya rel-ish passion
Screw Atkins - Snarfin' Jello has come back in
Fashion - Mashin' potatoes is great
Richard Dreyfuss's got 'em piled high on his plate
*
Though my close encounters with fish cause gas
Can you throw that B-A-S-S bass
Yeah you know I like to catch fish so pass
Me a big ol' B-A-S-S bass

I like to play with food
I like to play with food (Foo-oo-ood!)
I love to play with food
I love French fries
Poked in my eyes

I love to play with food
I love to play with food (Du-u-ude!)
I love to play with food
Carrots and peas
Blow me some, please

When we bust out the Cheez Whiz (Fssshht)
The crackers come to me
Overjoyed I'm employed gastronomical-ly
They caught me squirtin' whipped cream - on girls at the pie shop
I was handy but they canned me - Now I'm at the I-Hop
Servin' up the flapjacks - short stacks - floor wax too
Check your chicken strips for Anthrax
And don't you mail me no Spam
Like mint jam you're always on the lam
You big ham
*
And eggs - I won't eat 'em - otherwise you can't beat 'em
You can lay them, dye them, suck them, hide them,
Toss them, but then scramble when you hit cars 'cause you
Will make the cops stop
*
Swallow kumquats and don't spit
Ain't no pits there - it's fair - to gargle a bit
Now stuff a creampuff in your mouth if it fits
Then blow it all out like a really big zit
Thank you, Bluto

I like to play with food
I like to play with food (Foo-oo-ood!)
I love to play with food
I've got meatballs
Stuck on my walls

I love to play with food
I love to play with food (Du-u-ude!)
I love to play with food
Lobster is swell
Get me some tail

Hey baby - Squirt me with chocolate
Then put Swedish - fish on the top of it
Ooh I scream - for ice cream
(That scene from) Nine and a Half - Weeks is a laugh (Ooh baby)
If we're nuts then you - are what you eeeeat, baby
Oooh - Carbs won't hurt me
Don't dessert me
'Cause you know - I'm the big cheese, baby
(Bleu-u-u!)

I like to play with food
I like to play with food (Foo-oo-ood!)
I love to play with food
Sushi belongs
Back in its pond

I love to play with food
I love to play with food (Du-u-ude!)
I love to play with food
Three Musketeers
Fit in my ears

[Repeat as needed]

2004+ Spaff.com

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Pacing: 4.4
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Laurence Dunne - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm laughing and drooling at the same time
Neo Matrix - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey! You're treading in me and Saider's food territory! Must... destroy...Spaff.com!
Arwen - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Spaff...I was planning on being lenient with my scoring out of admiration that you'd even attempt this song...it had to be tough...but you deserve the fives I gave you. This is great!!
Ethan Mawyer - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment
I've been trying to think of a good idea for this song for a while with no success i can't believe i didn't think of "i like to play with food" but i think you did a better job than i would've done with it
Saider E. - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment
I already attempted this song, but wasn't as funny. Good job.
Jack Wilson - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job, Spaff! LOVED it!
Billy Florio - January 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice
stacy - January 28, 2004 - Report this comment
its funny, i like everything about it......yours so far is one of the funniest that i have read. the rest of them just dont do it for me
Spaff.com - February 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Belated thanks, Laurence & Neo & Evenstar & EM & Saider & Jackie & B.Flo & stacy. It may be a while before I try another rap parody. So much frickin' effort - it'd be easier just to write an original.
Ethan Mawyer - February 05, 2004 - Report this comment
yeah this one is a lot of work... i was actually somewhat inspired by this to write my own version a couple of days after this was submitted about a really bad flute player. And the challenge of writing something like this is nowhere near the challenge of trying to perform it which i might attempt in about a week
Spaff.com - February 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Ethan. I just commented on yours. I agree that performing something like this would be a bitch, but I told Robert Lund I'd try it if he recorded the minus track. I'm not holding my breath. So did you ever try it? With a flute?
Mari D - February 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Still DKTOS but this looks like fun! I must check out this tune, maybe with an alto flute...
Spaff.com - March 01, 2004 - Report this comment
MAD: Hip-hop with woodwinds - Now THERE'S a million-dollar idea!
Ethan Mawyer - March 15, 2004 - Report this comment
i just saw these last comments... i actually ended up performing this one at my 2 hour performance in february that hardly anyone came to... i did it acapella with the words in front of me and it was still really hard and i probably slurred a few time i don't really remember. About the flute part... i couldn't play the recorder in 5th grade so i don't think i'll be playing the flute anytime soon.
hottopicfairy - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
i LOVE it!
Spaff.com - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanx, hottopicfairy! And E-thang: You are one fearless SOB.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - October 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Wow, you really have to read these over to truly appreciate them. At first I thought it was a cleverly written parody loaded with sexual innuendo, but on second reading I realised it was just about childish foodfights. Lick up these 5s.
Spaff.com - December 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanx, Ralphing Luke. And I'm glad you came to your senses. I would never employ such cheap tricks.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - December 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Swallow kumquats...harmless!
Spaff.com - January 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Luke: Is that where the "Ralphing" comes from? Heh heh.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - January 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Actually, it comes from Greece and Turkey. (grooooaaaan)
Spaff.com - January 26, 2005 - Report this comment
I'll see that grooooaaaan and raise you a beat-boxing beaver.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - January 26, 2005 - Report this comment
*chucks in hand*
Spaff.com - February 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Let's shake on it.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - February 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Butterfingers.
... - February 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Good one!
Spaff.com - February 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanx, Ellipsis. But be careful or Ralphing Luke will call you candy bar names.
Charlie Decker - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Don't know how I missed this one...one of my favorites in the entire esteemed collection of Spaff. Great job!
Spaff.com - May 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Sgt Decker: You kids and your hippity-hop music!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 11, 2005 - Report this comment
And we also screw like rabbits, too.
Spaff.com - May 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Ralphing Luke: In smelly cages?

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