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Song Parodies -> "Police Nabbed My Dad"

Original Song Title:

"Feliz Navidad"

Original Performer:

Jose Feliciano

Parody Song Title:

"Police Nabbed My Dad"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Police nabbed my dad
Police nabbed my dad
Police nabbed my dad
And confiscated his crystal lab

Police nabbed my dad
Police nabbed my dad
Police nabbed my dad
And confiscated his crystal lab

He's been condemned to a scary Christmas
Stuck in the peniten-tiary Christmas
But we'll pretend it's a merry Christmas
Hoping Santa posts his bail!
2003+ Shameless plug: Get this on the Robert Lund CD Elves Gone Wild!

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Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 53

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   8
 2   2
 3   3
 4   14
 5   26

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Adagio - December 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Good pacing.
Know 1 can hear you dream - December 18, 2003 - Report this comment
This is one of my favourites on the CD. Short, but good. :-) 555 - December 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Adagio: I'm glad you liked the pacing.
K1CHYD: I have to admit that Robert's cop-on-a-bullhorn ad-libs really added to the recording. Thanks again for getting the CD.
Royce Miller - December 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Spaff, I do think yours is good--did ya like mine? - December 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Royce: Sorry I missed it - I'll go check it out
Billy Florio - December 18, 2003 - Report this comment
I think Bob Rivers also did a similar version, but who cares? lol..Hey Spaff...Im actully ordering another copy of your CD....for a Christmas gift! lol....I played Superfrog and Wreck of Ben and JLo for him along time ago and he loved it, so I giving him the CD lol - December 19, 2003 - Report this comment
After we completed this song a few months back, I found out that Bob Rivers has one called "Police Stop My Car." I've heard it and, other than both of us locking in on the Police/Feliz sub, I don't think it's that similar. However, that experience caused me to change the way I write Christmas parodies: I now have to put all my ideas on hold until I check to see if Bob Rivers has done something similar, because the odds are that he has. I've had to scrap "Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire," "White Trash Christmas," and "The Buttcracker" (I kid you not) because Bob Rivers has already done them all! DAMN THAT BOB RIVERS AND HIS LITTLE DOG TOTO TOO. - December 19, 2003 - Report this comment
P.S. Thanks, Billy, and if the order comes in today there's still a good chance that the CD will arrive by the big day.
Static - December 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Spaff, I still think those wouldn't be considered plagiarism. Might as well finish 'em. - December 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Static: Nah, it wouldn't be worth it. People would always say HEY - BOB RIVERS ALREADY DID THE BUTTCRACKER. And they'd be right.
Michael Pacholek - December 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Uh, Spaff, not that this was bad, but I already did "Release Ravi's Dad" with a very similar theme. I'm not mad, but it is a little close for comfort. And no, Guy, that was not a slam. Darryl Dawkins, now THAT was a slam!
Agrimorfee - December 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey Spaff, he has his own website. It wouldn't hurt to check there every once in a while to see what he's got going. - December 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Aggro: Thanx. Michaelopedia: OK - I confess. When I was writing this parody last summer, I couldn't find a sub for the last syllable - Police nabbed my - what? But then I thought, you know, Mike P is going to submit a parody in December called "Release Ravi's Dad." EUREKA! DAD!!! So - thanks for the idea. And, just to warn you, right now I'm in the process of stealing a few more of your ideas that you haven't yet formulated.
Melhi - December 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire is my all-time favorite parody. I'd love to see how yours would have turned out. Anyway, great job with this one. - December 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanx, Mel!
Billy Florio - August 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Once again, god job...even better second time around voting lol
K1chyd - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Restoring bail: 555$ - January 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Belated thanx, Billy Don't Be A Florio & Peterchyd, for balancing out the other votes.
Jenna - December 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Is there anyway to download that song?? I NEED IT - December 24, 2006 - Report this comment
It's on Robert Lund's "Elves Gone Wild!" CD.
R not 4 U - November 13, 2011 - Report this comment
This band should not be aloud to perform at a Christmas parade for children. If they want to do it for adults where there is only adults ....than fine, but they performed this song at the 2011 parade. It totally takes away from the Christmas atmosphere and it was so loud that it hurt my kids ears. Please stay in the bars and produce your un-original music. - December 22, 2011 - Report this comment
I have no idea which Christmas parade you're talking about - or which band - but if there was loud music and bars, I TOTALLY wish I had been there.
Guy - December 31, 2014 - Report this comment
Spaff - This parody is timeless.

There was a man his name was Lang,
And he had a neon sign.
Since Mr. Lang was very old,
They just called it old Lang's sign.

Finetunes - February 04, 2023 - Report this comment
Nice rhymes in there but you are a little skimpy on the lyrics - need more!

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