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Song Parodies -> "Britney's Dog"

Original Song Title:

"Stacy's Mom"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Fountains of Wayne

Parody Song Title:

"Britney's Dog"

Parody Written by:

Spaff.com

The Lyrics

The Hollywood Dog and The New York Dog (two magazines I read faithfully) recently named Britney Spears the world's worst celebrity dog owner, bumping Paris Hilton to second place. Those girls just can't keep their dogs out of the news.
Britney's dog is on my photoblog
Britney's dog is on my photoblog
Britney's dog is on my photoblog
Britney's dog is on my photoblog
[Clap clap clap]

Britney draws paparazzi - just like fli-i-i-i-ies (Tsetse flies)
They all hang around - like her white trash guy-y-y-y-ys (Bad rapper guys)
Most her pix are boring, so I stay away (Far away)
But she's got - a dog she likes to put on displa-a-a-a-ay (Public display)

You know, Miss Manners always said - that it's rude to stare
But lookie there - that POOCH AIN'T GOT NO HAIR

Britney's dog is on my photoblog
I've got the shots - and there's quite a catalog
Britney can't you see - your Chihuahua's broken free?
You all should read my blog 'cause
I've got pix of Britney's dog

Lindsay's dog is on my photoblog
Lindsay's dog is on my photoblog
[Clap clap clap]

Paris waggles her puppy everywhere she goes (Clubs and shows)
She learned that trick - from her fellow ho-o-o-o-os (Rich brat hos)
There's no need for talent if you flash your smile (Dog and smile)
Pose for show-dog mags - my favorite one's Doggy Sty-y-y-y-yle (Doggy Style)

And I guess exploiting mutts must not be a crime
'Cause Paris shows her mongrel off - ALL THE FREAKING TIME

Britney's dog is on my photoblog (My doggy-walkin' blog)
The nasty thing - probably should be outlawed (Test it for rabies)
Britney's little beast has been running 'round unleashed
I know it might be wrong -

But I've posted (Britney's dog - ah-ah-ah-ah)
All the pix of (Britney's dog - ah-ah-ah-ah)
Ay, Chihuahua! (Britney's shared her pet - with real flea-bags like K-Fed)

The sign in her back yard says
Y'all beware of Britney's
Dog

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Below Average Dave - December 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Very cute--555
Jack Wilson - December 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Excellent stuff as usual Spaff! 555
Kristof Robertson - December 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Before I praise you up, Spaff, I just want a word with B.A. Dave....Dave: cute? You DO know that the dogs Spaff is referring to aren't of the canine variety, don't you? "Cute" is not one of the many words I'd use for this piece....but each to their own.;-)

Now, back to you, dear Spaff. I just don't know how ya do it...another masterpiece dealing with with a cringeworthy subject, done flawlessly. "'Cause Paris shows her mongrel off - ALL THE FREAKING TIME" literally had me stifling giggles in my office...you clever hound, you! 555
Rex - December 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Such biting humor! So I checked out your photoblog and say the photos of yourself you posted. All I can say is now you've made me feel inadequate in yet another way.
Kristof Robertson - December 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Before I praise you up, Spaff, I just want a word with B.A. Dave....Dave: cute? You DO know that the dogs Spaff is referring to aren't of the canine variety, don't you? "Cute" is not one of the many words I'd use for this piece....but each to their own.;-)

Now, back to you, dear Spaff. I just don't know how ya do it...another masterpiece dealing with with a cringeworthy subject, done flawlessly. "'Cause Paris shows her mongrel off - ALL THE FREAKING TIME" literally had me stifling giggles in my office...you clever hound, you! 555
alvin rhodes - December 29, 2006 - Report this comment
doggone good
Matthias - December 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Was that a "Hairy Potter" referance "down below"? Way to go Spaff, once again you "shaved the day and got some fives"
Michael Pacholek - December 29, 2006 - Report this comment
It's not about Britney's pooch? As in Pink's "Stupid Girls" song? "They travel in packs of twos and threes, with their itsy-bitsy doggies and their teeny-weeny tees!" Personally, I think that would've been funnier. Wait a second... Me, tell Spaff how to be funny? That's like Alex Rodriguez telling Derek Jeter how to hit in October! In fact, you, the author of "The Wreck of Ben Affleck and J-Lo," might just be the guy to write "The Wreck of Miss Britney and K-Fed!" (Had to stick "Miss" in there, to match the pacing.)
Agrimorfee - December 29, 2006 - Report this comment
What a bitch! And the dog is quite amusing too! 555
Red Ant - December 30, 2006 - Report this comment
"Doggy Style" magazine, heh heh heh. I've got mixed feelings about Britney's "Dog" (that's a new one on me); on one hand it looked kinda sickly and maybe should be put to sleep. On the other, it licked kinda sticky, and maybe I should sleep with it. *Comment rapidly crashes and burns* 555.
Peter Andersson - December 30, 2006 - Report this comment
A great parody and the most impressive thing is that you actually managed to avoid the word "bitch" throughout the whole song! :-)
Spaff.com - January 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Thank you, B.A.Dave & Jackie & alvin!

Kristof: Heh heh. Just don't let your boss walk in while you've got Britney's dog up on your screen.

Rex: You must have seen the one where I'm showing off my English Mastiff. It's quite impressive.

Kristof: Heh heh. Just don't let your boss walk in while you've got Britney's dog up on your screen.

Matthias: I actually didn't intend for that to be a Sirius Black reference. Unless it would make this parody funny.

Michael: Ah, yes, I should have worked in more Pink. And Britney certainly has provided enough quality dramatic material to fill an Edmund Fitzgerald parody. To sink one, even.

Aggro & Peter: Heh heh. One of the first things on my list of ideas was the word bitch. Maybe next time.

Red: (Pumping fist in air) Woof! Woof!
Stuart McArthur - January 24, 2007 - Report this comment
LOL - yes that dog of Britney's seems to flunk out of every damn obedience school she puts it in - it's time she made a choice: she's either gotta get herself a cocker spaniel - 555
Spaff.com - February 03, 2007 - Report this comment
s2art: Either a cocker spaniel - heh heh. Pretend that this reply has a good joke about a Mexican hairless.

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