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Song Parodies -> "tNSotP 7: A Mother Deckin' the Hall"

Original Song Title:

"The Happiest Days of Our Lives / Another Brick in the Wall, Part II"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Pink Floyd

Parody Song Title:

"tNSotP 7: A Mother Deckin' the Hall"

Parody Written by:

Spaff.com

The Lyrics

The North Side of the Pole is a whole-album parody of The Dark Side of the Moon. There are six parts all together. This is part seven. You can say that this song's not on 'Dark Side' - but, as for me and Grandma, we believe.
THE NORTH SIDE OF THE POLE (tNSotP)

7.A.
ROLES IN THE HAY
(To "The Happiest Days of Our Lives")

When we grew up and went to church
There were Christmas pageants that would
Try to teach us children to be good
By casting us as wise men
Or as angels or as sheep
We'd belt out Christmas carols
Singing Santa Claus and Jesus, y'all are sweet

But I wonder now, did those two know
When we got home at night
The hymns we'd learned were all destroyed
We'd mash them
With the Stones and Zep and Floyd...


7.B.
A MOTHER DECKIN' THE HALL
(To "Another Brick in the Wall, Part II")

We don't need no figgy pudding
We don't need no drifted snow
No jingle bells or gay apparel
Santa leave them kids some coal
HEY! SANTA! LEAVE THEM KIDS SOME COAL!
Fa la la la sings my
Mother deckin' the hall
Fa la la la sings my
Mother deckin' the hall

[The cherubic children's church choir joins in:]

We don't need no roasted chestnuts
We don't need no mistletoe
No in-laws passed out in the bathroom
Santa leave them kids some coal
HEY! LARDASS! LEAVE THOSE KIDS SOME COAL!
Fa la la la sings that
Rubber elf in the mall
Fa la la la sings that
Rubber elf in the mall

[Parents yell up the stairs at kids gone Christmas-Eve psycho:]

Kids! Less yapping! Kids! More napping!
If you don't go to sleep, he won't come down the chimney!
How can he leave any presents if you won't go to sleep?
Hey! Do you want Santa to come or not? Lights OUT up there!

[Kids continue.]
[Dad's headache pounds audibly.]
[Mom sighs.]

[Santa downs a shot.]

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 11

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Claude Prez - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment
I believe too
Rex - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Oh boy, coal! We'll be warm this Christmas. And what kind of kinky mall do you go to that has rubber elves?
Agrimorfee - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Aw Spaff, this one put a goddamn big smile on my face that I can't remove! Excellent!!!!!!!!!! 555
alvin rhodes - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment
i'm dreamin' of a pink christmas...5 lumps of coal !
Tim Mayfield - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment
I like the last line a lot. Many folks have Santa being shot down, I've never seen Santa downing a shot before...
Adagio - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Yo-oh!! I like those last lines a lot, whether writing them or reading them. Very good one. 5's
Arwen - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Well I need some figgy pudding. Speak for yourself. You saved yourself with the word "lardass," though...smooth. Next to Bastard, it's my favorite word.
Kristof Robertson - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Spaff-ta Claus strikes again! Ho ho hehehehehe...555
Red Ant - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Great work Spaff, if you are on a quest to do The Wall all to Christmas themes like DSotM I can't wait (well, I can but....).
stuart mcarthur - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment
"How can he leave any presents if you won't go to sleep?" - funny sub for the original, Spaff - LOL - 555
Rick C - December 08, 2005 - Report this comment
It's the most wonderful time of the year for an axe, Eugene. I love Floydian Christmas parodies. 555
Agrimorfee - December 08, 2005 - Report this comment
I may or may not continue this theme...
Fed Up With Triple One Voters - December 10, 2005 - Report this comment
I see that ALL the votes thus far have been 5-5-5's except for one, and that was an ignorant 1-1-1 vote. I am positive that this parody was NOT off-paced. Any person who votes "1" for pacing on a parody that everyone else votes "5" in that category, has no life.
Jack Wilson - December 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Loved it!!! 555!
Spaff.com - July 15, 2006 - Report this comment
OK, I officially suck at replying to comments. Belated thanx, C4P & Wrecks (all malls are kinky) & Aggro & e.e. rhodes & Tim Maydownashot & Patagio & Sister Evenstar (duly noted) & Overlord Kristof & Ant in Chains (maybe we should do that as a group project) & s2art mcRthR & Rick the Cormiest & Fed Up & Local Celebrity!

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