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Song Parodies -> "Mad Max Got Pulled Over by a Hebrew"

Original Song Title:

"Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer"

Original Performer:

Elmo & Patsy

Parody Song Title:

"Mad Max Got Pulled Over by a Hebrew"

Parody Written by:

Spaff.com

The Lyrics

Thank you, Mel, for giving us Christmas in the summer. Hanukkah too. Here's Robert Lund's recording.
Mad Max got pulled over by a Hebrew
Speeding down the coast on Thursday night
You can say that Mel's an alcoholic
But I think he was blitzed on Vegemite

He'd been drinking too much Foster's
And his Lexus felt so nice
He did 80 miles an hour
90 times as fast as "Passion of the Christ"

Cops claim Mel got anti-Jewish
But they say the final straw
Was his threat of circumcision
And the shout-out to his fans in Hezbollah

Mad Max got pulled over by a Hebrew
Flying down my street completely drunk
You can say that Mel's an anti-Semite
But the cops found kosher vodka in his trunk

Before they slapped the cuffs on Melvin
The po-lice said, "Would you please
Sign this DUI citation
And then these 'Lethal Weapon' DVDs?"

Things got worse down at the station
They said Mel's a sexist jerk
He called a lady "sugar hooters"
Hey Mel, I've tried that line; it doesn't work
(Doesn't work!)

Mad Max got pulled over by a Hebrew
Racing through my hood in Malibu
You can say that Mel was acting psycho
He was just rehearsing scenes from "Braveheart II"

After threats of urination
He made bail and got to go
What a shame he smashed that pay phone
It's the same one that they seized from Russell Crowe

I've warned all my Jewish neighbors
Better watch your Yiddish butts
They should never give a license
To a guy who Charlie Manson thinks is nuts

Mad Max got pulled over by a Hebrew
Speeding down my sidewalk full of booze
You can say that Mel's an anti-Semite
But that's not true; he merely hates the Jews

(Sing it with us, Melvin!)
Mad Max got pulled over by a Hebrew
Speeding down my sidewalk full of booze
You can say that Mel's an anti-Semite
But that's not true; he merely hates the Jews

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 35

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Cat - August 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Oh maaaaan, Spaff, loved it when I read it yesterday even before it was submitted. TMGLTM, and although December is still a ways away, it does fit in with the wintry months the Aussies are having right now"ho ho ho!
AFW - August 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Much more than a swell Mel tell...Highly humerous..
Johnny D - August 01, 2006 - Report this comment
WHAT? Making FUN of MEL GIBSON? Please continue this activity.
Matthias - August 01, 2006 - Report this comment
As Mel himself would say.... "They can take our lives, but they can't take our HUMOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
alvin rhodes - August 01, 2006 - Report this comment
excellent bit o' work here
Ravyn Rant - August 01, 2006 - Report this comment
You know it's bad when Charlie thinks you're nuts...555
John Barry - August 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Mad Mel. . .beyond blunder d'oh! Exmellent parody.
Steve K. - August 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Great job, Spaff. I've always been a bit confused about the term "Anti-Semitism" used to mean hate toward Jews, since there are many non-Jewish Semites, such as the Arabs and Ethiopians, and the historical Assyrians, Phoenicians, Himyarites, Canaanites, etc.
MasonR - August 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Brilliant! Lots of really funny lines here. LOL and 555!
Sharon "Parodiva" Krebs - August 01, 2006 - Report this comment
And a happy Chanukah to you, too, Mel!
Rick C - August 01, 2006 - Report this comment
You know, I like to give advice to you "newbies". If you check out some of the other parodies and leave comments (include your name or pseudonym, so they know who you are, what's a Spaff anyway?), you'll soon find that you can glean a whole lot more than a meager 15 votes on your parody in one day!

All kidding aside, This is funny as hell!

You gotta get Robert Lund to record this and, make sure the guitar he uses is a Gibson, OK?
Rick C - August 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Er...ahhhhh.....since I just now noticed that Mr. Lund already recorded this, do you know if he used a Gibson guitar.? :-) I gotta go listen to something now.
Alan Hochbaum - August 01, 2006 - Report this comment
FANTASTIC! I was actually writing one about this and stopped after reading yours. BRILLIANT!
Stuart McArthur - August 01, 2006 - Report this comment
excellent - so many funny lines - fave line: "Sign this DUI citation And then these 'Lethal Weapon' DVDs?" - we Aussies are easy to lampoon aren't we - vegemite's already a no-brainer - and then the Russell Crowe lines pretty well write themselves - 555
Kristof Robertson - August 01, 2006 - Report this comment
LMFAO! And I've tried the "sugar hooters" line as well....surprisingly, it DID work....but I'm really not that particular. ;-) 555
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - August 02, 2006 - Report this comment
For a minute or two I was toying around with his fellow Australians AC/DCs "Highway to Hell" as "(On the) Highway with Mel") but it's too short and you pretty much have used all the perfect puns here anyway. Great job as usual!
Agrimorfee - August 02, 2006 - Report this comment
You were able to give me the entire story in a nutshell, now I don't have to consult "Access Hollywood" to get the scoop. Excellent reportage, Spaff! Quick, get Robert L. in the studio and get this out while the story is hot. 555
Robert J. Pagliaro - August 02, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm sure that there is nothing that I can say that hasn't already been said. Very nice job.
PMS - August 02, 2006 - Report this comment
This tune blew a .555 on the jest-a-lyser test
Spaff.com - August 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Wow, thank you, everyone. In case you're wondering, YOUR comment was my favorite one. And to Aggro and anyone else who missed it: www.spaff.com/poesy/madmax.html
The Charnstar - August 03, 2006 - Report this comment
WHOA! Absolutely brilliant, all 5's and a couple o' 6's n about... I'll give one 7 but four 8's, if that's okay with you?
Jeff Reuben - August 04, 2006 - Report this comment
The title had me laughing already, I sent this out to several friends. Well done, nice turnaround time!
Chris Frederick - August 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Outstanding work, Spaff. I haven't visited the site in months, and this was a real treat to read during my first time back.
Spaff.com - August 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanx, Cat & AFW & Johnny & alvin & Ravyn & John & Mason & Sharon & Aggro & Bob & PMS & Charnstar & Jeff!

Matthias: You have a brave heart.

Steve: I'm just gonna pretend I knew that when I wrote this.

Rick: Yes. A Gibson guitar and a Jew's harp.

Alan: Don't stop. There's plenty of room in this cell for all of us. Just be careful not to step in Mel's pee.

Stuart: Yeah - couldn't resist a couple of Aussie jokes. There would have been more, but I couldn't find a decent rhyme for Kookaburra.

Kristof: Clearly, I need to meet your groupies.

Peter: "Highway with Mel" - heh heh.

Chris: You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
Stuart McArthur - August 10, 2006 - Report this comment
yeah, I know - I've been lobbying the government to change their name to kookaborange (which would solve all sorts of problems) but do they listen? no....
Arwen - August 10, 2006 - Report this comment
I was all pissed off that I wasn't included in the thank yous...when I realized that the comment I was SURE that I'd left was MIA...oops. (I might have been a little tipsy at the time of the alleged comment typing...who's to say?)

Anyway...I loved the whole damned thing...great from start to finish, but I especially loved the Lethal Weapon DVDs, Braveheart II, and Russell Crowe...=) FABulous!
Luke Brattoni - August 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Another hilarious work, Spaff. Truly the Man Without A Face... considering he was completely smashed off it. 555
Elisheva - August 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Good tune on Mad Max. Did you all see the great South Park on him? Here is some of it. The end was even better. -------------------- www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?partnersearch=yahoo.video ======================== File Name South Park: Mel Gibson Format msmedia Site URL www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?partnersearch=yahoo.video © 2006 MTV Networks Size 12.3MB Playtime 01:36 sec.
Jack Wilson - August 23, 2006 - Report this comment
I already gave the 5's but this rules!
leo jay - August 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Absolutely classic!

"Mel, Tom Cruise called -- he's concerned that you're really starting to embarrass yourself.. ."
Spaff.com - September 23, 2006 - Report this comment
s2art: Well, then, you're just gonna have to run for Parliament. Or whatever it is down there.

Sister Evenstar: Tipsy? Are you confessing something?

Ralphing Luke: OK, that was a stretch. But I'll give you a "heh heh" anyway. Heh heh.

Elisheva: I missed that episode, but I'll see if your links still work. Thanks.

Local Celebrity: Muchas gracias.

Lee OJ: "...Oh, and there's also a message from Britney Spears offering you both some P.R. assistance."
Borat - January 21, 2007 - Report this comment
IS NICE! This my favorite parody ever! Wish I couldve put it in my movie film which just won Golden Globes, HIGH FIVE!
Spaff.com - February 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Mel Gibsons is important American dignitary.
Borat - February 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Yes! Now I must go back to amIright alter ego Jack "Local Celebrity"Wilson!

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