Song Parodies -> Kiss This! (Hey IRS)
| Original Song Title: | "This Kiss" |
| Original Performer: | Faith Hill |
| Parody Song Title: | "Kiss This! (Hey IRS)" |
| Parody Written by: | Spaff.com |
I don't want no April 15th
I don't need another judgment day (no)
Anything the good Lord giveth
Uncle Sam he
Taketh
A-way
'Cause Big Brother's got a big debt
Baby, guess who has to pay?
It's the way you mug me
It's unspeakable pain
It's a personal washout
Down a bottomless drain
It's abhorrently taxing
It's (uhhnn) believable
KISS THIS! KISS THIS!
Hey IRS -
KISS THIS! KISS THIS!
Doing taxes ain't so scary
Simply add up what you made (oh)
Take it to the actu-ary
Where he sub-tracts
The tax
You've paid
Then you mail in twice the difference
Plus a check for Medicaid
It's a Form 1040
It's a penalty clause
It's inscrutable worksheets
It's nonsensical laws
It's unspendable income
It's (uhhnn) deductible
KISS THIS! KISS THIS!
Hey IRS -
KISS THIS! KISS THIS!
You can tax me on my taxes
Then you tax the funds that remain (oh)
You can tax me on bikini waxes
For a jolt of similar pain (ow)
Slap on sadistic audits
Don't let anything pass
You've bent me over
So kiss - my - ass - ets
It's the way you mug me
It's relentlessly lame
It's aggressively wasteful
This unwinnable game
It's unsportsmanlike conduct
It's (uhhnn) depreciable
KISS THIS! KISS THIS!
It's criminal
KISS THIS! KISS THIS!
Kiss - my bottom line there, baby
Kiss - my bottom line there, darlin'...
I don't need another judgment day (no)
Anything the good Lord giveth
Uncle Sam he
Taketh
A-way
'Cause Big Brother's got a big debt
Baby, guess who has to pay?
It's the way you mug me
It's unspeakable pain
It's a personal washout
Down a bottomless drain
It's abhorrently taxing
It's (uhhnn) believable
KISS THIS! KISS THIS!
Hey IRS -
KISS THIS! KISS THIS!
Doing taxes ain't so scary
Simply add up what you made (oh)
Take it to the actu-ary
Where he sub-tracts
The tax
You've paid
Then you mail in twice the difference
Plus a check for Medicaid
It's a Form 1040
It's a penalty clause
It's inscrutable worksheets
It's nonsensical laws
It's unspendable income
It's (uhhnn) deductible
KISS THIS! KISS THIS!
Hey IRS -
KISS THIS! KISS THIS!
You can tax me on my taxes
Then you tax the funds that remain (oh)
You can tax me on bikini waxes
For a jolt of similar pain (ow)
Slap on sadistic audits
Don't let anything pass
You've bent me over
So kiss - my - ass - ets
It's the way you mug me
It's relentlessly lame
It's aggressively wasteful
This unwinnable game
It's unsportsmanlike conduct
It's (uhhnn) depreciable
KISS THIS! KISS THIS!
It's criminal
KISS THIS! KISS THIS!
Kiss - my bottom line there, baby
Kiss - my bottom line there, darlin'...
© 2004+ Spaff.com
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Great job, Spaff!! If I had no other reason to be happy to leave Zion...I'm glad to get away from the state income tax...it's like a double whammy down there!! 5s!
There's one hill that doesn't inspire faith. Capital Idea!
I was gonna try to list my favorite lines but I might as well just cut and paste the whole thing; anyone who doesn't know the original should download it or just read it anyway. Any plans to record? As usual I feel unable to adequately express how good this is.
Well done!
Nice to see you have'nt lost your comical touch. Touche Spaffy!
Great job, Spaff! LOVED it! 5's! BTW Spaff, Im going to Utah for the weekend, so do ya know if any stores there have Elves Gone Wild?
It's reading great stuff like this that inspires me! Really,really good.This place has been keeping me in stitches... = ) Thanks for sharing it. TC
Thanx, Ms. Evenstar & RAD & Joelle & Birgitta (welcome!) & Diiiva (welcome back!)
C4P: I'm hopin' Robert will recruit Chelsi (who did the female vocals on Elves Gone Wild) and record this before Tax Day. Of course I'll keep you posted.
Jackie: Sorry - Didn't see your question until just now. I was out of town for the weekend too. Yes, you can find the CD in the music chain stores in Salt Lake (e.g., Media Play) - or at least you could at Christmas time. It's cheaper online, however - only $9.99 at www.elvesgonewild.com. Thanks for the compliment.
C4P: I'm hopin' Robert will recruit Chelsi (who did the female vocals on Elves Gone Wild) and record this before Tax Day. Of course I'll keep you posted.
Jackie: Sorry - Didn't see your question until just now. I was out of town for the weekend too. Yes, you can find the CD in the music chain stores in Salt Lake (e.g., Media Play) - or at least you could at Christmas time. It's cheaper online, however - only $9.99 at www.elvesgonewild.com. Thanks for the compliment.
I actually voted on this parody last week but didn't comment; I thought it was pretty cool. Nice job, Spaff!
I liked it too!
Thanks Serafina & Ellipsis.
Excellent!
Gracias, Jeffaroo!
http://www.spaff.com/poesy/kiss_this.html
Damn, this rocks!
Loved the line about taxing bikini waxes. Politicians pay FAR TOO MUCH interest in what pps have in their pants anyway.
Thanx, Lee OJ & Peter chyd. There may yet be a female-vocal version of this. I'll keep y'all posted.
it was funny, but stupid
In my own parody book, "Stupid" = "Good", and "Extremely Stupid" = "Even Better". This one qualifies on all counts....ingeniously intelligent utter stupidity....that's what I like to see on Amiright!
Ducky (aka- shelly), grow up, this was great! you little people have no idea of what yr talking about. it's awsome! 11 year olds don't know anything.
Thanx, Pinck & Johnny Dangle, both for the compliments and the attempts to spin the criticism.
This is awesome! Great job! It's funny and it's got a lot of truth in it too. Also, I like the recording, it's kick ass and you sound great!
Thanx, Mrs. Thug. I'll pass that along to the lovely and talented Robert Lund.
voteing double
Restoring 5s. My own wrestling with the IRS (I know what the abbr means) may not be my proudest moment, but I got to put in my favorite english word: Gazillions in it:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/roxette0.shtml
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/roxette0.shtml
Gazillions of thanx to Peter chyd & Billy!
Now here's a truly bipartisan song! Best of all, it's a perfect song for anyone mooning the IRS.
Thanx, Counter. Even if you accused me of being bi.
The title of the original song was just begging for a parody by this title--I'm surprised nobody else thought of it before you (I did, but never actually sat down and wrote it). Anyway, the IRS twist to it was pure genius. 5-5-5
Holds up well after all this time!
Thanx, Cryptic Wizard and Tim Hall. And Tim: So do you, from what I've heard.
Perfect parody--all 5s. Unfortunately, I forwarded "Kiss This" to the IRS, thinking the people there would really have fun with it--but their idea of fun is to review your tax returns from 1997 through 2004. Sorry--hope you survive the hostile audit.
Why did someone spoil the barrel with a triple-one vote?! >:(
Vin: I wish I had seen your comment earlier - it would have given me more time to HUNT YOUR ASS DOWN.
Dammit: I did that myself in hopes of getting a comment from you. I see that it worked.
Dammit: I did that myself in hopes of getting a comment from you. I see that it worked.
Just heard the OS, and of course thought of this, so I had to look it up again. Classic.
Thanx, Lee OJ. Good to hear from you again. And if I haven't mentioned it, there's a new recording of this with lead vocal by Michele Davis on the NEW ROBERT LUND CD "POLITICKED OFF!"
www.politicked-off.com
Thank you for giving me an excuse to plug it.
www.politicked-off.com
Thank you for giving me an excuse to plug it.
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