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Song Parodies -> "Christmas Blue"

Original Song Title:

"Blue Christmas"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Christmas Blue"

Parody Written by:

Spaff.com

The Lyrics

The season's blue
This year without you
Completely blue
Learning about you
I found photos, I swear
Of some guy - with you there
Holding the teddy
I gave you - yes, your bear

My party's blue
Drinking to blank you
My weekend's blue
Wond'ring who'll spank you
All your e-mail's marked red
Wish I'd blacked out instead
My holiday's blue, blue this year

Your present's blue
Burn what I sent ya
Your sister's blue
Me, I'm magenta

Hurts so much that you'd lie
'Bout that dickhead that I

Imagine you blue
For
Christmas
Now sing it out loud.
© 2004+ My Parody's Blue

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Pacing: 4.7
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Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 11

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Ashkicksass - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment
5's for using the word "Magenta" in a parody. Oh, and I liked the rest too. ; )
Arwen - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah...I get this a lot...but don't worry, you'll get over me eventually, Spaff...
Spaff.com - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanx, Sisters Kicksass & Evenstar. Right now I'm thinking of you two - and your bear.
Spaff.com - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment
...Your spectacular bear.
Steven Cavanagh - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Hope this wasn't a real-life vent song, Spaff. Also hope the other guy wasn't Tech Support Fred.
Stuart McArthur - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment
as you pointed out, the only blue thing about xmas in Oz is the skies - actually I DKTOS but 555 is hardwired for your stuff, spaff
alvin rhodes - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment
funny parody, but i'd see a doc about the magentaness...5s
Spaff.com - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanx, Stevenagh & Stuartiste. As usual, only the un-red comment's blue.
(Is anybody getting this yet?)
Spaff.com - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Ah, I recall the town of Alvin, where the wintertime Road's always blue...
John Jenkins - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment
I think the other guy was an elf gone wild. Very well done, Spaff.
Melhi - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment
3 nickels for your nickelodeon.
Spaff.com - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanx, Johnkins & Grandmaster Mel. [Insert another "blue" pun here.]
Jack Wilson - December 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Mustve missed this! LOL 555!
Spaff.com - January 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanx, Jackie. This New Year's storm's blue.
Steven Cavanagh - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
...anyone? anyone? Bueller? (sigh) oh well, it's up to me then. THIS SONG BLUE ME AWAY!
Spaff.com - January 26, 2005 - Report this comment
And someone FINALLY gets it. Bless you, Stevenagh. For the record, I checked and found that from you, no comment's blue.
Matthias - October 23, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm Blue, Obba dee, Obba die!!!
Spaff.com - November 05, 2005 - Report this comment
St Matthias: Eiffel 65? Their song's blue. Really blue.

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