-> "Undead"
Original Song Title:
"Unwell"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Undead"
The Lyrics
All - day
Hiding in my coffin, playing
Goth and death-rock MP3's
All night
Bats and werewolves nagging me
To take them out for drinks
Because it helps them feel alive
Or something
I - meet
Long-neck girls at clubs but they say
Bite - me
That sounds good to me
'Cause I'm not creepy, I'm just a little undead
I know - my lips are stained red
My fangs are too, but just ignore that please
It's only gum disease
I'm not ghostly, I'm just reflection-impaired
I know - right now you look scared
But drink some Red Bull and Type AB
And prowl the night with me
We
Should break in to the blood bank 'cause I
Drank my plasma-screen TV
And I know
I know that blood's my problem but it's
Not that I'm addicted
It's because it feels so good when that stuff hits
Your lips
And self-control is hard I'm only
Nineteen
Centuries old
But I'm not pasty, I'm just a little undead
I know - worms live in my head
And at the beach I have to rub on me
SPF Infinity
I'm not spooky, I'm just existence-impaired
I know - you'd like your neck spared
I'm sorry babe, because your date with me
Will last eternally
I've been craving salty snacks
So listen all you chicks with saline:
Come to my all-night buffet!
I'm not creepy, I'm just a little undead
Don't put - garlic on my bread
I like my steaks bloody as can be
But don't drive one through me
I'm not eerie, I'm just living-impaired
I know - I'm your worst nightmare
But all the cool Transylvanians see
That no one sucks like me
Yeah, no one sucks like me
No one sucks like me
I'm just a little undead
No one sucks like me
(Your name's not Buffy, is it?)
I'm just a little undead
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