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Song Parodies -> "Ain't Paris Nice?"

Original Song Title:

"Big Yellow Taxi"

Original Performer:

Counting Crows f. Vanessa Carlton

Parody Song Title:

"Ain't Paris Nice?"

Parody Written by:

Spaff.com

The Lyrics

For those who'd like to spend the night in a Hilton. (It was either this Joni Mitchell song or "Free Man in Paris.")
Well ain't Paris nice? They put out a tape she shot
They got big hotels, them Hiltons, but their swingin's what's hot
Don't it always seem to go
That you don't know which way's up if you're blonde
But ain't Paris nice? She put out for par-tee shots

(Oooh, hot hot hot)
(Oooh, hot hot hot)

They took all the scenes and sent 'em through our cable modem
And they charged my brother a dollar and a half to download 'em
Don't she know it's safe to bet
If you tape THAT, you'll end up on the Net
So ain't Paris nice? She gave us the art she shot

(Oooh, hot hot hot)
(Oooh, hot hot hot)

Hey heiress Paris - Burned you on a DVD
I got the remote in my left hand
Teach me the birds and the bees!
Say chee-ee-eese!
Don't you always go to bed
With a couple zillion fans on the web?
And ain't Paris nice? I'll pause at this darling spot

Why not?

I'll thank Paris twice
'Cuz this is my favorite shot
2003+ Spaff.com

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 10

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Royce Miller - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
very clever
Ethan Mawyer - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Good job spaff, but i'm kinda surprised this got through with the new policy. I guess it was just on the right side of the line since it wasn't explicit.
Loosekanen (The Armstrong) - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
last verse was great. 5,5,5
Paul Robinson - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Spaff, Very nice! You told the whole story and painted the picture without any verbal smut, which is really solid stuff in my book. You let us fill in the images from our twisted, nasty little minds and...well that's all I can say here or ChuckyG might start censoring the comments. Nice work.
Static(onetenth) - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
This is good. 555. Glad it got through.
AussieBullDog - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Bloody hilarious! 5-5-5
Bob Gomez - December 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Spaffster, give yourself a hand. This was positively Parissitic. d;:^)
Guy - December 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Spaff - I didn't know you were left handed... Hmmm...
Adagio - December 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Twice? hmm...
ethan - December 13, 2003 - Report this comment
if spaff was left handed he probably would have had the remote in his right hand... at least if the narrator is spaff and not some random person watching the video
Guy - December 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Oh, I was just giving Spaff the benefit of the doubt. LOL.
Spaff.com - December 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Wow, thanks, Royce & Ethan (twice) & Loose Armstrong & Static & Dingo & Bee Gee & Adagio!
Paul: You have just admitted in print, on the Net, that you have a twisted, nasty mind. I'm glad you were able to admit it. Just hope your parents don't read this.
G'd'R: I've become bi, er, ambidextrous, as I'm sure many others here have too. Remote controls will do that to you.
Paul Robinson - December 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Spaff - Surviving parent already knows. I should be more worried about J*hn Ashcr*ft, you know, the j*rk that's now Att*rn*y G*n*ral.
Spaff.com - December 18, 2003 - Report this comment
So profane you had to bleep it out, eh, Paul? Can I buy a vowel?
Johnny D - December 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Mmm, I missed this one at first, but my aim is better now.
Paul Robinson - December 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Spaff - This comment is a few days late. I don't know if it's even legal to THINK what I happen to think about wunnerful AG Ashcr*ft. You could start with MORON, but it's much, much deeper and nastier that that. He might just be the LEAST appropriate person in the entire country for that position (not counting a few convicted felons doing MAX time in some places). He's so narrow-minded you could poke out both of his eyes with a pin (I'm not advocating that if he's reading this, ha....).
Spaff.com - December 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Johnny bo bonny: Thanks, and be careful where you're pointing that thing.
Paul: Presumably he has too much on his plate to be scanning this site for Patriot Act violations. BUT YOU NEVER KNOW.
Meriadoc - April 02, 2004 - Report this comment
I missed this while on a hiatus, so it was great to read it now. Hilarious! :-D
Peregrin - April 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Me too Spaff, sorry! Ethan, you see something in this I don't? To me it is just a great set of double entendres!
wdh - April 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice as usual, Spaff!
John Jenkins - April 04, 2004 - Report this comment
A lot of great lines, "heiress Paris" struck me as the most clever.
Guy - April 06, 2004 - Report this comment
This should place well in the ABC voting competition. Good luck to the Spaffer.
neminem - April 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Very nice indeed, this one is...
Johnny D - April 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Re-reading this one for the ABC contest......Great work as always, Mighty Spaff. I saw a picture on the web of Paris in the driver's seat of a car, either getting in or getting out, and she was wearing a skirt that was lifted-up.....and underneath she was perfectly air-conditioned.
Claude Prez - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
I guess I never commented on this; very funny stuff as always
2nz - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
He's not just Spaff.com... he's... SUPER SPAFF, with the ability to leap tall syllables in a single bound, to be humorous in an educated way, be relevant, and use double entendres and the word 'bum' whenever possible. Top quality work, as usual.
Johnny D - April 08, 2004 - Report this comment
That's why I call him The Mighty Spaff.
Paul Robinson - April 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Spaff - Great job! This one got my vote in the "A" contest. All my prior comments on this still hold true. Really enjoyed re-reading this one for the contest.
Spaff.com - April 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanx a bunch, Brandybuck & Took & wdh & Johnkins & GD'R (again) & nem & C4P & P-Rob (again)!

Johnny Deet: Naked pix of Paris on the Net? NO WAY!

Looney 2nz: Just for you, my next parody (should be up tomorrow) includes the word "bum."
martha - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment
very funny
Leo Jay - April 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Really great stuff. Love the way you use elements of the original lyrics and manipulate their context and arrangement to suit your theme (e.g. hotels/swingin'/hot & birds and bees) -- Top notch!
Spaff.com - May 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanx, martha and Lee OJ!
pre-wipe tally - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny - 24 fives
Pacing - 24 fives
Overall - 24 fives
Dee Range - June 23, 2007 - Report this comment
This came before I did...(on amiright, you pervs lol) but is still hilarious 4 years later. I hope you're working one up for her coming release from jail! 555+++
Spaff.com - August 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanx, Dee. And - heh heh - you said "release." And "coming."

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