Song Parodies -> I'm Everything (WITH MUSIC VIDEO!)

Original Song Title:	"Everything"
Original Performer:	Michael Buble

Parody Song Title:	"I'm Everything (WITH MUSIC VIDEO!)"
Parody Written by:	Spaff.com

OK, so Robert Lund and I were brainstorming and had the idea of getting a filmmaker to make a mini-movie that would synch up with one of our songs. That way a listener could not just hear the song, but also "watch" the song. Get it? We could call the mini-movie a "music video," for lack of a better term. We're not sure audiences are ready for this innovation, but we went ahead with the idea. Check it out.

I'M EVERYTHING

I'm a monster truck
I'm a 30-point buck
I'm that cool relief
After throwing up
I'm a table dance
I just conquered France
In my Silver Surfer underpants

I'm a taser jolt
I'm a doomsday cult
And when you Google "Stud McMuffin" I'm the top result
I trip fire alarms
I've got Popeye's arms
And I'm the lucky in your Lucky Charms

And I'm insaaanely cool
And I'm insaaanely hot
It's true, it's true
I'm freaking king
I'm every scheme
I'm every dream
I'm everything

I walk hallowed ground
I'm the lightning round
The thrill of finding bags
At the lost and found
I'm an X-Wing flight
I sweat kryptonite
And I spank Chuck Norris twice a night

I'm a Beaver Scout
I'm a jailbait pout
I'm a Robitussin buzz before it knocks you out
Even God's impressed
With my IQ test
And if I sleep alone I'm with the best

And I'm insaaanely bad
And I'm insaaanely good
I last and last
As long as Sting
I'm every bling
I'm every schwing
I'm everything

I'm berry cream
And I'm Larry King
Yes, I am everything
Yeah yeah

I'm la la la la la la lovely
So la la la la la la-la-la la love me

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Beaver Cleever - October 17, 2008 - Report this comment

Insanely Good! Hope that 'music video' thing catches on...

alvin - October 17, 2008 - Report this comment

didn't know the song, but the recording was superb

McKludge - October 17, 2008 - Report this comment

Music "video?" Bah. Back in my day, all we had was AM radio coming out of a 2 inch speaker. AND WE LIKED IT!

Invisible Boy - October 17, 2008 - Report this comment

Loved the video Mr Spaff. I think the idea of combining "records" with "moving pictures" is a really good one.

Matthias - October 17, 2008 - Report this comment

Hilarious video Spaff!!! That was hilarious! I loved the Star Wars Kid reference (Is that you/ Robert Lund/ or just some random guy at the mic?) Either way I saw this on your page originally, now I'm glad to see it here, and to see it on Youtube too... AWESOME!!!

Jack Wilson - October 17, 2008 - Report this comment

Hilarious song and video!!!! 555

LilBeaverCakes - October 21, 2008 - Report this comment

To the staff at SPAFF: loved the little "beaver scout ", as well as the ref to LarryKing ! (wish he would return to midNight radio).

Spaffophileisimo - October 22, 2008 - Report this comment

Muy bueno y hilarioso!

Spaff.com - October 24, 2008 - Report this comment

Thank you kindly, Beaver & alvin & McKludge & IB & Jackie & LilEverything!

Spaffophileisimo: Muchos besos y nachos!

Matthias: Thanx, and yes, that is indeed Robert Lund, starring in his very own music video. And YouTube is lovely, but there's now a much higher-quality version of the video available on Vimeo. You can get to it by following the link in my preface.

Spoof-Man - November 01, 2008 - Report this comment

maby this site isn't as dead as I thoght! Thamks, for proving me wrong spaff!

Spaff.com - November 01, 2008 - Report this comment

Thanks, Spoof-Man. (I think.)

Agrimorfee - November 04, 2008 - Report this comment

Fun song, great video (now I gotta see the original to appreciate it even more).

Stuart McArthur - November 04, 2008 - Report this comment

now that's what I call production values - esp loved the "studmuffin/top result" line spaff and that Robert Lund is almost as handsome as my good self - 555

Spaff.com - November 05, 2008 - Report this comment

Thank you, Aggro & McDreamy! Get this: I just discovered that when you Google "Stud McMuffin" I am, in fact, the top result.

Becky Jo - December 14, 2008 - Report this comment

I really like Michael Buble, but you are way cuter! 8~}

Spaff.com - December 17, 2008 - Report this comment

Hey Becky Jo. Something tells me you're actually addressing Robert Lund with that comment. But yes. Yes I am.

Claude Prez - January 13, 2009 - Report this comment

Hey, Robert does a wicked Palpatine impression; he really has that hand thing down. Other than that, this is one of those original songs my evil coworkers subjected me to for years so I was quite familiar with it, and delighted to see it get spaffed all over. TMGLTM. FOTS (For Old Time's Sake).

Spoof-Man - January 30, 2009 - Report this comment

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE this song!!

unKnownVotress - January 30, 2009 - Report this comment

~ Got Chaps, Sir ? ~

Spaff.com - February 12, 2009 - Report this comment

Claude: ICTYHHIAYB (I can't tell you how happy I am you're back.)
Spoof-Man: Thanks. It loooooooooooooooooooves you too.
Votress: Um, I did until I applied some ointment.

Spoof-Man - February 28, 2009 - Report this comment

I'm sure it does Spaff!! I'm sue it does!!!

white trash - November 02, 2009 - Report this comment

you are everything your even one of the charmed one's

Spaff.com - November 11, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks, white. Which one? Can I be Alyssa Milano?

white trash - November 12, 2009 - Report this comment

sure Alyssa is the greatest but i have always had a thing for holly marie combs

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Song Parodies -> I'm Everything (WITH MUSIC VIDEO!)

"Everything"

Michael Buble

"I'm Everything (WITH MUSIC VIDEO!)"

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