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Song Parodies -> "I'm Everything (WITH MUSIC VIDEO!)"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Michael Buble

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Everything (WITH MUSIC VIDEO!)"

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The Lyrics

OK, so Robert Lund and I were brainstorming and had the idea of getting a filmmaker to make a mini-movie that would synch up with one of our songs. That way a listener could not just hear the song, but also "watch" the song. Get it? We could call the mini-movie a "music video," for lack of a better term. We're not sure audiences are ready for this innovation, but we went ahead with the idea. Check it out.

I'm a monster truck
I'm a 30-point buck
I'm that cool relief
After throwing up
I'm a table dance
I just conquered France
In my Silver Surfer underpants

I'm a taser jolt
I'm a doomsday cult
And when you Google "Stud McMuffin" I'm the top result
I trip fire alarms
I've got Popeye's arms
And I'm the lucky in your Lucky Charms

And I'm insaaanely cool
And I'm insaaanely hot
It's true, it's true
I'm freaking king
I'm every scheme
I'm every dream
I'm everything

I walk hallowed ground
I'm the lightning round
The thrill of finding bags
At the lost and found
I'm an X-Wing flight
I sweat kryptonite
And I spank Chuck Norris twice a night

I'm a Beaver Scout
I'm a jailbait pout
I'm a Robitussin buzz before it knocks you out
Even God's impressed
With my IQ test
And if I sleep alone I'm with the best

And I'm insaaanely bad
And I'm insaaanely good
I last and last
As long as Sting
I'm every bling
I'm every schwing
I'm everything

I'm berry cream
And I'm Larry King
Yes, I am everything
Yeah yeah

I'm la la la la la la lovely
So la la la la la la-la-la la love me

(c) 2008+ Stud McMuffin

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Total Votes: 17

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Beaver Cleever - October 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Insanely Good! Hope that 'music video' thing catches on...
alvin - October 17, 2008 - Report this comment
didn't know the song, but the recording was superb
McKludge - October 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Music "video?" Bah. Back in my day, all we had was AM radio coming out of a 2 inch speaker. AND WE LIKED IT!
Invisible Boy - October 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Loved the video Mr Spaff. I think the idea of combining "records" with "moving pictures" is a really good one.
Matthias - October 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Hilarious video Spaff!!! That was hilarious! I loved the Star Wars Kid reference (Is that you/ Robert Lund/ or just some random guy at the mic?) Either way I saw this on your page originally, now I'm glad to see it here, and to see it on Youtube too... AWESOME!!!
Jack Wilson - October 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Hilarious song and video!!!! 555
LilBeaverCakes - October 21, 2008 - Report this comment
To the staff at SPAFF: loved the little "beaver scout ", as well as the ref to LarryKing ! (wish he would return to midNight radio).
Spaffophileisimo - October 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Muy bueno y hilarioso! - October 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Thank you kindly, Beaver & alvin & McKludge & IB & Jackie & LilEverything!

Spaffophileisimo: Muchos besos y nachos!

Matthias: Thanx, and yes, that is indeed Robert Lund, starring in his very own music video. And YouTube is lovely, but there's now a much higher-quality version of the video available on Vimeo. You can get to it by following the link in my preface.
Spoof-Man - October 31, 2008 - Report this comment
maby this site isn't as dead as I thoght! Thamks, for proving me wrong spaff! - November 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Spoof-Man. (I think.)
Agrimorfee - November 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Fun song, great video (now I gotta see the original to appreciate it even more).
Stuart McArthur - November 04, 2008 - Report this comment
now that's what I call production values - esp loved the "studmuffin/top result" line spaff and that Robert Lund is almost as handsome as my good self - 555 - November 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Thank you, Aggro & McDreamy! Get this: I just discovered that when you Google "Stud McMuffin" I am, in fact, the top result.
Becky Jo - December 14, 2008 - Report this comment
I really like Michael Buble, but you are way cuter! 8~} - December 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Hey Becky Jo. Something tells me you're actually addressing Robert Lund with that comment. But yes. Yes I am.
Claude Prez - January 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Hey, Robert does a wicked Palpatine impression; he really has that hand thing down. Other than that, this is one of those original songs my evil coworkers subjected me to for years so I was quite familiar with it, and delighted to see it get spaffed all over. TMGLTM. FOTS (For Old Time's Sake).
Spoof-Man - January 30, 2009 - Report this comment
unKnownVotress - January 30, 2009 - Report this comment
~ Got Chaps, Sir ? ~ - February 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Claude: ICTYHHIAYB (I can't tell you how happy I am you're back.)
Spoof-Man: Thanks. It loooooooooooooooooooves you too.
Votress: Um, I did until I applied some ointment.
Spoof-Man - February 28, 2009 - Report this comment
I'm sure it does Spaff!! I'm sue it does!!!
white trash - November 02, 2009 - Report this comment
you are everything your even one of the charmed one's - November 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, white. Which one? Can I be Alyssa Milano?
white trash - November 12, 2009 - Report this comment
sure Alyssa is the greatest but i have always had a thing for holly marie combs
ray j - December 02, 2009 - Report this comment
and when your cut you bleed mercury - December 13, 2009 - Report this comment
white trash: I've always had a thing for honey combs.

ray j: Correct. And not just any mercury. FREDDIE Mercury.
Jay R - March 20, 2010 - Report this comment
what do you call it when you film the charmed ones naked the bare witch project - April 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Jay: Turns out there is an episode of Charmed titled The Bare Witch Project. Great minds.
Taffy - September 03, 2010 - Report this comment
I am everything I'm a U-boat I am Harry Potters Cloak I'm the last survivor of Roanoke I'm really tight I'm your myopic sight And I'm Betty White yes i am everything
Rodger - March 19, 2011 - Report this comment
It wasn't aliens that Jerry Ehman picked up when the WOW signal came on. It was Spaff walking by his observatory. - March 28, 2011 - Report this comment
Taffy: That's hot! In Cleveland!

Rodger: You sound extraterrestrially intelligent.

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