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Song Parodies -> "Tearin' Off Your Top"

Original Song Title:

"Tearin' Up My Heart"

Original Performer:

N'Sync

Parody Song Title:

"Tearin' Off Your Top"

Parody Written by:

Spaff.com

The Lyrics

In case there's not a TV on your planet:
http://www.mercurynews.com/mld/mercurynews/sports/7859207.htm
I'm tearin' off your top - here on the tube
Our show would be a flop - without your boob
Doesn't matter if it's nude
We'll get more press
Than that streaker dude

I'll say, I don't understand
The darn wardrobe malfunction
Sure it's just the way we planned
It ain't our game, but here's our chance to win
Have no fears
Mama looks OK for her years
Set it free
Flash as we
Steal some press from Britney Spears

I'm tearin' off your top - at center stage
It's such a photo op - we'll make front page
Though some fans are underage
Their dads will gawk
As they fake outrage

Baby, I don't understand
What's the fuss with nipples?
Every body's got a pair
Why should it be only guys can have 'em bare?
Who'd have guessed
You would wear that star on your breast?
We'll defuse
Other news
Surely Michael needs a rest

I'm tearin' off your top - oh man it's great
The networks will be "shocked" - but salivate
Hey Ms. Jackson, we'll create
Your new nickname:
Super XXXVIII

[Replay. Freeze frame. Repeat]
2004+ Spaff.com

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 7

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Laurence Dunne - February 03, 2004 - Report this comment
5-5-5. Incidentally, that half time streaker, Mark Roberts, prides himself on being the worlds foremost serial sreeaker, and has streaked the Tour De France, the pamplona bull run, the French Open, Wimbeldon, the European Champions league final, the Mister Universe contest, the Rugby world cup final, the miss world beauty pagaent and the British Open. www.thestreaker.co.uk. Someone should write a parody around him!!!!
Spaff.com - February 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Laurence. Yeah, he's quite a guy. As for your closing comments, two words: "The Streak."
Jan Unwin - February 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Great parody. By the way, I went to your web site and listened to your songs. Did you ever know that you're my hero?
Adagio - February 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Good parody, Spaff!
Jack Wilson - February 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Great jpb again, Spaff! 5's!
Guy - February 03, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS - But it was a great read.
2nz - February 04, 2004 - Report this comment
I can't stay mad at you. Especially when I never was. But if I were, this parody would snap me out of it, as you always have a fun feeling about your parodies. I'd like to point out my favorite part, but that would be about half the song. On a different note, I can't remember if I officially annoyed you about this yet. If you can find my "Scenes from a Chalupan Restaurant" parody, check it out. There's a reason why I feel just a little justified in annoying certain people about this one.
MysteryGoat - February 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Great song, funny as crap too. Unfortunatly i read Paul Hanning's "Ballad of Janet Jackson" first and i don't think anything can top that right now. But still great!
Spaff.com - February 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Jan: Cool - as long as I'm not the wind beneath your seat.

Thank you, Patagio & Jackie & GD'R & Goat Boy.

2nz: I hope all is forgiven.
FuNkY mOnKeY - May 09, 2004 - Report this comment
*dies laughing* Flawless pacing.
Spaff.com - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanx, FuNkY. Now that it's way too late, I wish I woulda done "Save the Breast for Last."
DuDe1013 - May 31, 2004 - Report this comment
That was just funny. More people like u should actually try to get a 5 on pacing.
Spaff.com - June 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanx, DuDe. "Pacing" is exactly what many of us do while trying to write these things.

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