Song Parodies -> Tearin' Off Your Top
| Original Song Title: | "Tearin' Up My Heart" |
| Original Performer: | N'Sync |
| Parody Song Title: | "Tearin' Off Your Top" |
| Parody Written by: | Spaff.com |
In case there's not a TV on your planet:
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I'm tearin' off your top - here on the tube
Our show would be a flop - without your boob
Doesn't matter if it's nude
We'll get more press
Than that streaker dude
I'll say, I don't understand
The darn wardrobe malfunction
Sure it's just the way we planned
It ain't our game, but here's our chance to win
Have no fears
Mama looks OK for her years
Set it free
Flash as we
Steal some press from Britney Spears
I'm tearin' off your top - at center stage
It's such a photo op - we'll make front page
Though some fans are underage
Their dads will gawk
As they fake outrage
Baby, I don't understand
What's the fuss with nipples?
Every body's got a pair
Why should it be only guys can have 'em bare?
Who'd have guessed
You would wear that star on your breast?
We'll defuse
Other news
Surely Michael needs a rest
I'm tearin' off your top - oh man it's great
The networks will be "shocked" - but salivate
Hey Ms. Jackson, we'll create
Your new nickname:
Super XXXVIII
[Replay. Freeze frame. Repeat]
Our show would be a flop - without your boob
Doesn't matter if it's nude
We'll get more press
Than that streaker dude
I'll say, I don't understand
The darn wardrobe malfunction
Sure it's just the way we planned
It ain't our game, but here's our chance to win
Have no fears
Mama looks OK for her years
Set it free
Flash as we
Steal some press from Britney Spears
I'm tearin' off your top - at center stage
It's such a photo op - we'll make front page
Though some fans are underage
Their dads will gawk
As they fake outrage
Baby, I don't understand
What's the fuss with nipples?
Every body's got a pair
Why should it be only guys can have 'em bare?
Who'd have guessed
You would wear that star on your breast?
We'll defuse
Other news
Surely Michael needs a rest
I'm tearin' off your top - oh man it's great
The networks will be "shocked" - but salivate
Hey Ms. Jackson, we'll create
Your new nickname:
Super XXXVIII
[Replay. Freeze frame. Repeat]
© 2004+ Spaff.com
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5-5-5. Incidentally, that half time streaker, Mark Roberts, prides himself on being the worlds foremost serial sreeaker, and has streaked the Tour De France, the pamplona bull run, the French Open, Wimbeldon, the European Champions league final, the Mister Universe contest, the Rugby world cup final, the miss world beauty pagaent and the British Open. www.thestreaker.co.uk. Someone should write a parody around him!!!!
Thanks, Laurence. Yeah, he's quite a guy. As for your closing comments, two words: "The Streak."
Great parody. By the way, I went to your web site and listened to your songs. Did you ever know that you're my hero?
Good parody, Spaff!
Great jpb again, Spaff! 5's!
DKTOS - But it was a great read.
I can't stay mad at you. Especially when I never was. But if I were, this parody would snap me out of it, as you always have a fun feeling about your parodies. I'd like to point out my favorite part, but that would be about half the song. On a different note, I can't remember if I officially annoyed you about this yet. If you can find my "Scenes from a Chalupan Restaurant" parody, check it out. There's a reason why I feel just a little justified in annoying certain people about this one.
Great song, funny as crap too. Unfortunatly i read Paul Hanning's "Ballad of Janet Jackson" first and i don't think anything can top that right now. But still great!
Jan: Cool - as long as I'm not the wind beneath your seat.
Thank you, Patagio & Jackie & GD'R & Goat Boy.
2nz: I hope all is forgiven.
Thank you, Patagio & Jackie & GD'R & Goat Boy.
2nz: I hope all is forgiven.
*dies laughing* Flawless pacing.
Thanx, FuNkY. Now that it's way too late, I wish I woulda done "Save the Breast for Last."
That was just funny. More people like u should actually try to get a 5 on pacing.
Thanx, DuDe. "Pacing" is exactly what many of us do while trying to write these things.
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