Our special for today...is Reindeer Number Nine

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Squeeze your butt into the sleigh; shift it into drive
All the kids out here are losing patience
We need our HDTVs and Sony PlayStations
Every dang year I'm completely good
But I'm the one who gets stiffed in my neighborhood
So hit the Wilsons, the Millers, the Fletchers, the Stevens
While they're snug in bed, I'll be outside freezin'
Up on the roof in my red and green camo
With a big gift box loaded up with ammo
I'll give your reindeer a hunting season's greeting
And soon I'll be eating

A little bit of Dasher - T-bone steak
A little bit of Dancer - shake and bake
A little bit of Prancer - crispy fried
A little bit of Vixen - on the side
A little bit of Comet - medium rare
A little bit of Cupid - ribs to spare
A little bit of Donner - on my grill
A little bit of Blitzen - Happy Meal

Reindeer Number Nine!

So drive those deer from Kearns to Kashmir
Use your bells when you fly; use your reins in the sky
Use magic dust for turbo thrust
Use defrost if you can; use de whip if you must
You may use your reindeer to get the job done
But when I have reindeer, I use some A-1

A little bit of Dasher - steak and eggs
A little bit of Dancer - awesome legs
A little bit of Comet - watch him go
A little bit of Cupid - shot by bow
A little bit of Blitzen - with strong wine
A little bit of Donner - party time
A little bit of Vixen - ho ho ho
A little bit of Rudolph - makes me glow

Reindeer Number Nine!