Song Parodies -> I Feel Happy (and Sneezy and...)
| Original Song Title: | "I Feel Pretty" |
| Original Performer: | 'West Side Story' Cast |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Feel Happy (and Sneezy and...)" |
| Parody Written by: | Spaff.com |
[SNOW]
I feel Happy
Mighty Happy
Life's not crappy, it's Happy tonight
Call me sappy
But hot damn, it's good to be Snow White
I feel Bashful
Pretty Bashful
What a smash to feel Bashful inside
And so special
Man, this fairy tail is quite the ride
[QUEEN]
Ask the wicked face in that mirror there
Who's the fairest dwarf-bait you've seen?
Such a wicked pout
Such a wicked strut
Such a wicked butt
Such a wicked queen!
[SNOW]
I feel Sleepy
Working Sleepy
I'm conceding I'm needing a bed
But they say
Always give your
BEST Sleepy head!
[DWARFS]
Have you met our live-in housekeeper?
We found her passed out in our beds
No working girl's ever been cheaper
So we bathe then we dance then she kisses our heads
Though drawn like she's shy
This girl spends the night (la la la)
And dude, we've learned why
They call her Snow White
She's quite the cartoon
We dig while she works (la la la)
She whistles Blue Moon
She must think we're Smurfs
Yeah we're small but we
Like to swing, see
Some dwarfs aren't so
Lord of the Rings-y
So is it true
She's pure as the snow? (la la la)
Here's one little clue:
We greet her "Hi Ho!"
[SNOW]
I feel Sneezy
Awful Sneezy
When I'm queasy it's easy to choke
Doc, don't tease me
What's that lit-tle tickle in my throat?
[DWARFS]
La-la la-la-la la-la la la-la
[SNOW]
I feel Goofy...
[ALL]
Different movie!
[SNOW]
I get busy and dizzy for cash
I'm so Disney
Even Mickey calls me Snow White Trash
[DWARFS]
La-la la-la-la la-la la la-la
[PRINCE]
See the wicked witch in that mirror there?
[DWARFS]
Huh? Which witch where?
[PRINCE]
Fabulous-est fruit that I've seen!
[DWARFS]
How 'bout them...What?!
[PRINCE]
Such a wicked pout
Such a wicked strut
Such a wicked butt
Such a wicked queen!
[DWARFS]
He's a frickin' queen!
[ALL]
I feel Grumpy (I feel Grumpy)
I feel Dopey (I feel Dopey)
He's so frumpy, let's hope he comes fast
RIDE, PRINCE, RIDE
I'LL BE FEELING
CHARMING AT LAST!
I feel Happy
Mighty Happy
Life's not crappy, it's Happy tonight
Call me sappy
But hot damn, it's good to be Snow White
I feel Bashful
Pretty Bashful
What a smash to feel Bashful inside
And so special
Man, this fairy tail is quite the ride
[QUEEN]
Ask the wicked face in that mirror there
Who's the fairest dwarf-bait you've seen?
Such a wicked pout
Such a wicked strut
Such a wicked butt
Such a wicked queen!
[SNOW]
I feel Sleepy
Working Sleepy
I'm conceding I'm needing a bed
But they say
Always give your
BEST Sleepy head!
[DWARFS]
Have you met our live-in housekeeper?
We found her passed out in our beds
No working girl's ever been cheaper
So we bathe then we dance then she kisses our heads
Though drawn like she's shy
This girl spends the night (la la la)
And dude, we've learned why
They call her Snow White
She's quite the cartoon
We dig while she works (la la la)
She whistles Blue Moon
She must think we're Smurfs
Yeah we're small but we
Like to swing, see
Some dwarfs aren't so
Lord of the Rings-y
So is it true
She's pure as the snow? (la la la)
Here's one little clue:
We greet her "Hi Ho!"
[SNOW]
I feel Sneezy
Awful Sneezy
When I'm queasy it's easy to choke
Doc, don't tease me
What's that lit-tle tickle in my throat?
[DWARFS]
La-la la-la-la la-la la la-la
[SNOW]
I feel Goofy...
[ALL]
Different movie!
[SNOW]
I get busy and dizzy for cash
I'm so Disney
Even Mickey calls me Snow White Trash
[DWARFS]
La-la la-la-la la-la la la-la
[PRINCE]
See the wicked witch in that mirror there?
[DWARFS]
Huh? Which witch where?
[PRINCE]
Fabulous-est fruit that I've seen!
[DWARFS]
How 'bout them...What?!
[PRINCE]
Such a wicked pout
Such a wicked strut
Such a wicked butt
Such a wicked queen!
[DWARFS]
He's a frickin' queen!
[ALL]
I feel Grumpy (I feel Grumpy)
I feel Dopey (I feel Dopey)
He's so frumpy, let's hope he comes fast
RIDE, PRINCE, RIDE
I'LL BE FEELING
CHARMING AT LAST!
Come on, get Happy! © 2004+ Spaff.com
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LOL! Great job, Spaff! 5's!
Uh oh... I was kind of turned on my that... not a good sign. :-)
I liked what you did with "Hi Ho".
The "Hi Ho" line got me, too! LOL!
I really liked this one, Spaff, esp. the Hi Ho! LOL 5's
I wish I could give you 7 fives, but will you take 3?
The MIGHTY SPAFF has come again. 5's
You felt your way right around the parody restriction. You da pimp, man. Da pimp no snow should go without.
I think there's one dwarf Snow won't do.---http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/ringostarr0.shtml
Let's not forget those other dwarves: Spaffy, Spunky, and Spoogey.
wonderfully weird and funny...i bet walt disney's head is spinning in his cryogenic chamber
Thanks for making me laugh... I'm so Spaffy!
OMG lol that was really cute N' funny. I liked the bit about Goofy... "I feel goofy... Different movie!" hahahaha, overall brillant parody, I like!
Disney's turning over in his grave--I love it 555.
Yeah, I was pullin for the other "feel" here, but what the hell. Good job anyway. This was 5-eriffic.
I feel Spaffy
Oh so Spaffy
Yes I'm Spaffy with taffy-like slime
'Cause bukkake's
How these Dwarves, all love to spend, their time
La la la la la la la la la la
Oh so Spaffy
Yes I'm Spaffy with taffy-like slime
'Cause bukkake's
How these Dwarves, all love to spend, their time
La la la la la la la la la la
Jeez! This song is no longer as pure as Snow White. Wait, she isn't pure either!
Thanx, Jackie & GD'R & Mel & Patagio & Janwin & Looney 2nz & alvin & MEBM & Aggro & Karlando & MAD!
mac: By the prince part?
Diiiva: That sounds serious. Have you seen a doctor?
Eisner: I can't speak for Spunky and Spoogey, but *I* will never admit to being a dwarf.
Johnny Deet: So you're writing as Snow White these days? Remind me not to eat any apples you've had your hands on.
RAD: I've been wanting to do a Snow White parody ever since I read your "I Don't Like Sneezy." Then sloatead's "Dwarves' ShacK" (http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/b52s3.shtml) pushed me over the edge. So thanks again.
mac: By the prince part?
Diiiva: That sounds serious. Have you seen a doctor?
Eisner: I can't speak for Spunky and Spoogey, but *I* will never admit to being a dwarf.
Johnny Deet: So you're writing as Snow White these days? Remind me not to eat any apples you've had your hands on.
RAD: I've been wanting to do a Snow White parody ever since I read your "I Don't Like Sneezy." Then sloatead's "Dwarves' ShacK" (http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/b52s3.shtml) pushed me over the edge. So thanks again.
Aparrently,someone must've slipped Snow White a "mickey"!
Good one!!
Thanx, Ellipsis!
PR dude: Heh heh. I actually had "slip her a Mickey" in my notes, but I couldn't squeeze it in. Sick minds think alike.
PR dude: Heh heh. I actually had "slip her a Mickey" in my notes, but I couldn't squeeze it in. Sick minds think alike.
Excellent job! I guess I missed this parody, since it's been on the site for about a week and a half now, and I'm just now looking at it. Anyway, you get a perfect score from me.
Missed this first time round.. IMO possibly the best parody on this site: wickedly witty, beautiful use of words. Utterly brilliant, spaff. When's the video released?
I liked it too! 5-5-5.
Serafina & X: Thanx!
Philbo: Wow, thanks. That REALLY made me feel Happy.
Philbo: Wow, thanks. That REALLY made me feel Happy.
You know ,until I read that parody ,I thought that princess Jasmine was the only one that I wanted to take on a "carpet"ride!
PR Dude: Carpet ride. Heh heh. Ariel's pretty hot too, if you can put up with that fishy smell.
"I'll be feeling Charming at last..." Whew! Pure craft, dude... I just happened to have seen WSS again this past weekend, so I know how completely you nailed this. If Eisner buys the rights to jump-start a new mature-audiences animated unit, he just might get his old job back...
Lee OJ: Disney's "Princesses Gone Wild"? Now *that* I'd pay to see. Thanx again for checking out my stuff.
I can see it now-"Tonight on 'Disney After Dark',it's the Dwarf Show with Juggies Snow White and Cinderella.and the end of which they'll be showing Disney Princesses on trampolines"(Can you just imagine Jessica Rabbit on a Trampoline ?) On the site "Animated Lust(PG-13)" ,there is a story in their fanstories section that shows how the show "Temptation Island "would'hve gone if the had used couples from all the Disney films as contestants! It's at http://www.dragonfare.com/AL/ff/temptation.html
Just stopped by for one of my periodic re-readings of some of Spaff's greatest hits... unbelievable...
P.R. Dude: Yes, I think fondley of such things.
Lee OJ: Thanx again. Someday my pimps will come.
Lee OJ: Thanx again. Someday my pimps will come.
Feb 04 sotm--Previous vote still stands.
(SOTM FEB) Previous vote still stands.
One could write theses on your parodies, they are so well written with more puns than a New Zealand bowling alley. (I'm coining that one) If I may mar your genius with some lame jokes of my own: Snow White eats shrimp every night, has gnomes in her garden and gives birth to a White Dwarf. Keep the laffs coming, Spaff!
Ralphing Brat: Heh heh heh heh heh.
Aggro & Johnny Dangle: Thanx, though all that "still stands" is an illusion - those votes will disappear the next time somebody rates this. Honestly. It's all smoke and mirrors.
Aggro & Johnny Dangle: Thanx, though all that "still stands" is an illusion - those votes will disappear the next time somebody rates this. Honestly. It's all smoke and mirrors.
(SOTM FEB) Ooops! That someone turned out to be me when I, automatically assuming this one already had picked up votes during the comp, gave it a 555. It propably hade some 200 x 5 x 3 though.
I´ll make up for my mistake with a joke on the subject:
-Have you heard the story of Snow White and the 8 dwarfs?
-8? I thought they were only 7?
-Well, that was before Studmuffin could get past the censors.
-Have you heard the story of Snow White and the 8 dwarfs?
-8? I thought they were only 7?
-Well, that was before Studmuffin could get past the censors.
(SOTM) This was all right. I'm not as sleepy after reading this as I thought I'd be.
Phil: Thanks (I think).
Peter chyd: No apology necessary. I always thought the eighth was nixed because there are only seven major erogenous zones.
Peter chyd: No apology necessary. I always thought the eighth was nixed because there are only seven major erogenous zones.
Ooh, a DWARF-BANG! I LIKE IT! Missed this back in FEB as I was PC-less throughout, relying on Public Library and occasionally paying through the schnozz to play with Kinko's Internet access machines. 5's (FEB SOTM).
Oh, it's good to re-visit this one :-)
As always (insert gushing superlative here)(no, wait, that sounds vaguely icky). I'll just say you dwarf the competition.
Funny stuff Spaff
Still da pimp no snow should ge without. I believe some dwarven belly laughs are in order here (And I'm temped to make a 'Hi Ho' joke, but yours would still be funnier). Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho ho ho ho ho-ho
(SOTM) I always those there was something vaguely disturbing about her living with those 7 little men.... :-P
Well done.!
http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=3009.0;id=1743;image
Thanx, P-Rob & Philbo (again) & C4P & Gollum & Admiral 2nz & Smeagol & Jeffaroo. Sick bastards.
Johnny "Helter Smelter" Divine: Thanx for the medal. I wear it non-stop.
Johnny "Helter Smelter" Divine: Thanx for the medal. I wear it non-stop.
Very well developed with great sleepy head lines all the way through.
Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay....
Johnkins. Heh heh. Thanx.
Kat: That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me!
Kat: That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me!
Still one of my favorites. ALways liked the 'different movie' line
Thanx, 2nz. That's especially meaningful coming from someone named after animated shorts. (Which, by the way, are the new spring fashion.)
What did i ever do to you?
Hell, I enjoyed it..
Bizarre and strangely twisted this song is, but pure genius as well. Another masterpiece of comedy delight. 555 to you Master Spaff!
HOW THE HELL did I miss this? Wow this is one of the best parodies on the site. That's saying something you know, considering I'm really just comparing it to, the rest of your stuff mostly. lol
SNOW: Don't you play coy with me. That trick you do with the broom and the chipmunks? Someday your prince will come, indeed.
APRICOT: Hell, thanx..
KIM: You used the magic word. Your Parodayola check is in the mail.
STRETCH ARMSTRONG: I'll have you know that in the SOTY contest, this finished in a four-way tie for 14th place. That's a clear mandate if I've ever seen one.
APRICOT: Hell, thanx..
KIM: You used the magic word. Your Parodayola check is in the mail.
STRETCH ARMSTRONG: I'll have you know that in the SOTY contest, this finished in a four-way tie for 14th place. That's a clear mandate if I've ever seen one.
LOL.... What a PERVERT.
nice
I think it's what you DIDN'T do to Snow White that's got her miffed. Could use a disclaimer so the kiddies won't get freaked out, but otherwise I cackled the whole way through.
Thanx, boberta!
hec & SisterGirl: Pervert?! Disclaimer?! This parody is completely innocent. I can't help it if *you* are choosing to read some sort of dirty double meaning into it.
hec & SisterGirl: Pervert?! Disclaimer?! This parody is completely innocent. I can't help it if *you* are choosing to read some sort of dirty double meaning into it.
Amazing. 555
Thanx, John S. Yes she is.
This is the 3rd song not to be recordid by Robert Lund....whats up?
Couldn't stomach it.
Spoof-Man: Robert Lund and I have an open marriage, so to speak. Most of what he records isn't written by me, and I write stuff that is recorded by anyone I can sucker into it. In fact, I've worked with quite a few artists here on Amiright. All of it makes me feel Happy.
James: That's what she said.
James: That's what she said.
Over five years after I wrote this, it has finally been recorded. And boy has it ever! The cast includes a who's-who of the current funny music scene, and yet another great lead vocal by Cari Golden. Definitely check this one out:
http://www.spaff.com/poesy/happy.html
http://www.spaff.com/poesy/happy.html
Love the recording!
Thank you, Happy Jack.
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