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It's close to midnight
There's pretty young things in the 'musement park
I kill the floodlights
To get their butts inside out of the dark
They start to scream
I'm such a saint I'll send someone to save them
Oh what a dream
My guards bring back an underage surprise
He's just my size!
The way you make me feel will earn some gifts from Uncle Mike
So drink your Jesus Juice and let me
I'm gettin' old, man
But nothing hides your age like youthful love
You feel my cold hand
And understand my reason for the glove
You close your eyes
And hope I wanna NOT be startin' somethin'
What will arise?
Don't worry 'cause I'm watching your behind
Could you watch mine?
Why else would Mama ditch you with a freak who's 45?
Spill yer (ooh hoo)
I'll grab another can and help ful-
Stay overnight and I'll show you what's white and what's black on me
I've got the touch - I can do lots of stuff that's divine
Watch me change Coke into wine
Why are you sul-kin'?
Big boys are brave and look how much you've grown
Spent many nights here in my Home Alone
So don't you cry
Yes you and I can cuddle close together
All through the night
I'll whisper "Beat It" - that's my favorite song
There's nothing wrong
Will ya lie
And tell that mean D.A. that I'm a really rather large guy?
Will ya (ooh hoo)
Kill the lights
'Cause I just can't stop loving you, I'll
Feels just fine
Boy stick with me I'm sure we'll get our names back in the headlines
Squeal yer (ooh hoo)
The boy is mine tonight so let me
(I'm gonna do ya tonight)
[Spoken bit by Vincent Bugliosi, er, Price:]
Darkness falls in Neverland
The big hand's on the little hand
Screw the hyperbaric suite
It's time for adolescent meat
He'll pour some California wine
And share some stuff he found online
Then read tales to his favorite teen
From "Barely Legal" magazine
(I'm gonna do ya tonight)
(Blah blah blah)
It's true his face is not at all
The one he had on "Off the Wall"
He dangles kids from balconies
And left his wives for chimpanzees
It's clearly whacked, the life he has
And all that stuff should chill ya
But nothing's quite as creepy as
The fear of PEDOPHILIA!
[Girlish man-boy giggle - in deep echo]
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