(Hey! Kids!)

A for Albums and B for Bling
C for Cristal and D for Drama Queens (Hey!)
Take E
The F-ing Fans are Frustrat-ing

G for Gee-tars and H for Hos
I for Ink and J for Junk and Joe (Hey!)
Ten K
Per day for my habit's L for Lame

A! B! C! D-E-F G
H I J-K L
M! N! O! P-Q-R S
T! U as well---!
V X Y Z!!!

M for Millions we N for Need
& O for Oh my god my Pants are P'd (Yay!)
Fuhh Q
You Rejects Recked my S-calade

T for Tabloids Tattlin' on U (Me too!)
V for Vomit; We don't Want W (Nay!)
My X
Asks Y my life's such a Z for Zoo

A! B! C! D-E-F and
G H I-J too
K! L! M! N-O-P Q
R! S T U---!
V X Y Z!

(A!)
[Gee-tar solo]
(B! C!)

(The representative from Sesame Street has some more...)

AB is the tastiest blood type
This CD's big in B! F! E!
DSL's for MP3's 'cause
There's just BS on M! T! V!
OK, you've got ADHD
So don't OD on T! H! C!
I may be EZ; EKG me
But you B-I's have S! T! D's!
(A!) OG... (B!) (C!) (D!)
(E!) Your (F!) fly is (G!) open (H!) - XYZ!

A! B! C! D-E-F G
H I J-K L
M! N! O! P-Q-R S
T! U V, well---

Get! rid! of! W and
End with XYZ
And! now! you! better know your
Damned! ABC's---!

Now freaking sing along with meeeeee!