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Song Parodies -> "The Rock Star ABC's"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Green Day

Parody Song Title:

"The Rock Star ABC's"

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The Lyrics

(Hey! Kids!)

A for Albums and B for Bling
C for Cristal and D for Drama Queens (Hey!)
Take E
The F-ing Fans are Frustrat-ing

G for Gee-tars and H for Hos
I for Ink and J for Junk and Joe (Hey!)
Ten K
Per day for my habit's L for Lame

A! B! C! D-E-F G
M! N! O! P-Q-R S
T! U as well---!
V X Y Z!!!

M for Millions we N for Need
& O for Oh my god my Pants are P'd (Yay!)
Fuhh Q
You Rejects Recked my S-calade

T for Tabloids Tattlin' on U (Me too!)
V for Vomit; We don't Want W (Nay!)
My X
Asks Y my life's such a Z for Zoo

A! B! C! D-E-F and
G H I-J too
K! L! M! N-O-P Q
R! S T U---!
V X Y Z!

[Gee-tar solo]
(B! C!)

(The representative from Sesame Street has some more...)

AB is the tastiest blood type
This CD's big in B! F! E!
DSL's for MP3's 'cause
There's just BS on M! T! V!
OK, you've got ADHD
So don't OD on T! H! C!
I may be EZ; EKG me
But you B-I's have S! T! D's!
(A!) OG... (B!) (C!) (D!)
(E!) Your (F!) fly is (G!) open (H!) - XYZ!

A! B! C! D-E-F G
M! N! O! P-Q-R S
T! U V, well---

Get! rid! of! W and
End with XYZ
And! now! you! better know your
Damned! ABC's---!

Now freaking sing along with meeeeee!
Copyright 2005+ by the letters S, P, A, F, and F

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 16

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 3   0
 4   3
 5   12

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Tim Mayfield - October 19, 2005 - Report this comment
The Sesame Street part rocks. Not sure of the first part as much. 5's
DKTOS? - October 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Don't Know The Original Song? It's temporarily available at

And thanks, Tim.
alvin rhodes - October 19, 2005 - Report this comment
F is for fives...funny concept
Yet Another Dutchman - October 19, 2005 - Report this comment
555. Huh? Guh... (rubs eyes out, looks again) What the hell? HUH?
Matthias - October 19, 2005 - Report this comment
OMG! LOL! WTF?! - October 20, 2005 - Report this comment
alvin & YAD & Matthias: TYVM.
TheCoffinRobber - October 20, 2005 - Report this comment
F*****g brilliant.
Rex - October 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Douglas Adams said something along the lines of "when the ultimate asnwer to life, the universe, and everything is revealed, the universe will turn into a more wonderous and bizarre place than can be imagined." I submit this parody as proof that this has happened.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - October 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - October 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Brilliant concept, executed with Spaffalicious skill.
Allicat - October 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Okay..... that was sort of wierd. But I loved it, for I am also wierd. Green Day rocks. - November 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanx, all. I swear I wasn't trying to be cryptic with this. I just fell in love with the idea of Green Day doing the alphabet song. Granted, it requires knowing the original pretty well, and it SOUNDS better than it LOOKS. At least that's what I tell myself.
Arwen - November 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Kind of like Green Day...they sound better than they look...
Jack Wilson - November 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Thats great! 555!
Anonymous - December 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Wow... it sounds so much like the origional. One of the best song rewrite I have seen. This ABC song gets a T for TWO THUMBS UP! - July 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Anonymous & Jackie: Belated thanks!

Sister Evenstar: A belated "heh heh," though another Amirighter once told me that every time Billie Joe came on TV, she had to refrain from licking the screen.
Charlotte - June 24, 2007 - Report this comment
your a fcking idiot. if youre implying that green day are setting a bad example for us kids you dont understand the slightest bit. Kids should understand whats going on in the middle east and they should know how lucky they are. But if you dont actually mean that im sorry, just the first part made me think that. The represenitive of seasame st. part was funny. - August 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Green Day, bad examples? Perish the thought! I'm trying to be more like them myself. My eyeliner rocks.
frank - February 02, 2008 - Report this comment
uhm good job. funny. uhm pick a different band next time because this is a good band. make paradies of bad songs please i almost took this as an insult bc i like green day so much. but once i read i was laughin at the fuh-Q and the third verse that was funny. - February 24, 2008 - Report this comment
frank: I insulted you AND made you laugh? That's like, the best possible compliment.

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