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Song Parodies -> "Miss Love (America's Sweetheart)"

Original Song Title:

"This Love"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Maroon 5

Parody Song Title:

"Miss Love (America's Sweetheart)"

Parody Written by:

Spaff.com

The Lyrics

She was so high she did not recognize
The cops she tried to terrorize
Practicing her bottle throw
Miss 40-Love - she's been cuffed again
This time it's not bedroom games
Don't all birthdays blow?

(Blow!)

Miss - Love - is - breakin' parole - Courtney's
Been smackifried
Too many times before
I - like - her - flashin' doll parts at me
But I'll have - no choice
'Cause they might throw her butt in the hole
Ho-o-ole
Ho-o-ole
Ho-o-o

I try my best to be at every show
Never know what crap she'll throw
So whack me with that microphone
(Ow!)
Your Honor, rock and roll's no felony
I WANT my Celebrity
Skin, assault, and battery

(Good thro-ow!)

Miss - Love - is - losin' control - clearly
She's come untied
Too many times before
Her - life's - a - tabloid catastrophe
But I'll praise - Miss World
While bleeding from this flashlight-sized hole
Ho-o-ole
Ho-o-ole
Ho-o-o

Love, please un-smack your brain
Don't pull a Kurt Cobain
There's lots of crowds left to excite (to incite - to pick fights)
Let's grow old praying for
Your Hole reunion tour
I'll wear diapers there
Because I KNOW you'll nail me with your wheelchair

Miss - Love - has - played Whack-a-Mole - on me
Smoked Naugahyde
Too many times before
Her - tour's - been cancelled, surprisingly
So I'm in - rehab
The only place for Love anymore

[Repeat erratically]

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Pacing: 4.3
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Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 9

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DKTOS? - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
For those who Don't Know The Original Song, it's temporarily available at
spaff.com/dktos
Arwen - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Hilarious Spaff...5s!
Kristof Robertson - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Stop...being...so....darn...clever!!! :-) 555
Jack Wilson - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job! 555!
Ashkicksass - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
5's for the Hole parts alone! LOL Spaff!
Know 1 can hear you dream - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
"Your Hole reunion tour"! :-) Considering that noone probably remember who the other girls were she could probably just through together a band. Well, that is, if she can first manage to do a solo stand up tour (between own home and court. And IMHO: No more get-out-of-jail-for-free-cards for the woman who monopolized Curt Coba..il?
Cookie-man - July 15, 2004 - Report this comment
MIss love has played whack a mole on me. LMAO! I can not stop laughing! Great job! :)
Leo Jay - July 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Damn, wish I KTOS so I could fully appreciate this in all its Spaff-tasticness -- will check it out when I get a chance. But the lyrics are great. Hole -- had almost forgotten about them -- really nice how you incorporated that.
Spaff.com - July 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanx, Evenstar & Fotsirk Nostrebor & Jackie & Sister Kicksass & Peter chyd & Cookie Monster & Lee OJ!

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