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Song Parodies -> "Boost My Ratings Again"

Original Song Title:

"Oops!... I Did It Again"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Boost My Ratings Again"

Parody Written by:

Spaff.com

The Lyrics

(Hangover groans)

I pulled a boner again
Got plastered and then
Wedlocked up a friend
Oh baby
This move could be my worst
Since doing 'N Sync
Or Fred Frickin' Durst
But to lose touch with real life
That is just so typically me
So baby, better

Boost - my dosage again
Without my green pills
I can't spell my name
Oh maybe it will
Boost - my chances to rein
In what's left of my bra-a-a-ain
So up - that - medicine

You see my problem is this
I've been in the news
Ever since roughly the day I turned six
I'm conjoined with the press
I'd be just like the queen
If she was undressed
But to give awesome headline
That is just so typically me
Baby - oh -

Boost - my ego again
Madonna, lick off
My Mouseketeer shame
Oh maybe it will
Boost - my minutes of fame
Since my new stuff is la-a-a-ame
I'm not - that - relevant

"Dearly beloved..."
"Britney, as an annulment gift, there's something I want you to have."
"Oh, it's beautiful, but wait a minute - isn't this - ?"
"Yeah, Madonna's cone-shaped bustier. You may find it comforting when you go down."
"Like Christina Aguilera on a blind date?"
"No, like the Titanic."
"Cool!"

Boost - my cup size again
These serve me so well
I call them by name
Oh maybe they'll still
Boost - my songs up the chart
I choose fame over a-a-a-art
I'm not
That
Talented

(Repeat choruses ad nauseum)
2004+ Spaff.com

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Jeff Reuben - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment
He said boner. Funny song!
Melhi - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Hers, yours... same comment either way: nice job. ;)
Spaff.com - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Jeffaroo: Thanx!
Mel: I just figured out what you mean. Yikes - I hope no one thinks I meant MY ratings. It's about BRITNEY. You know, the chick who just married that George Costanza guy.
Melhi - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Spaff, no, no, no! I meant that "nice job" doubled as a comment for your work on this parody and Britney's boob job. You know, the boob job she didn't have while she also wasn't having sex, way back before she didn't marry a lifelong friend she didn't know until a couple of hours after she didn't marry him. ;)
Spaff.com - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Mel: A-HA! Clearly I didn't understand what you didn't mean. (And boob job? Hmm...she conceals them so well that I wasn't even aware she had a pair.)
2nz - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Always a good read and relevant to boot. Echoing how good this is and maintaining YOUR ratings for responding to hers.
Jack Wilson - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL great one Spaff!
Stockton - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Spaff, you've done it again. Nothing like a good ol' celebrity bashing! "Go down like the Titanic." Do you mean the movie or the boat. Because for me, they were both humungous drops. Anyway, FU, Britney!
Adagio - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Guess I'm not the only one to use boner in this sense...:)
Claude Prez - January 07, 2004 - Report this comment
OOPS--You Britneyed again/ Her own song a tool/ For her ridicule/ OOPS--You're just a H8rrr/ You wish you were her-er-er/ So you MOCK THAT LITTLE SLUT..............As always I'm amazed; too many great lines to mention, but "give awesome headline" was one I won't forget.
Bob O'Mara - January 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Wow! This was brilliant and hilarious! The style you used was just so unique and funny, it brought tears to my eyes! Awesome!
Michael Pacholek - January 09, 2004 - Report this comment
"Without my green pills, I can't spell my name." What makes you think the pills will help her there? Way to go, Spaff!
LMAO - January 09, 2004 - Report this comment
That was great!!!!
Spaff.com - January 12, 2004 - Report this comment
2nz & Jack & Bob O & LMAO: Thanx! Stock: There's a movie called "Titanic"? What's it about?
Adagio: I'm not sure this is the appropriate forum for discussing your use of boners. ;)
C4P: You're right - I wish I were her. I would dress up in nothing but bling and stare at myself in the mirror all day. (Which is what I do anyway, but at least then I'd have an excuse for it.)
Michaelopedia: Oxycontin helped Rush so much, just think what it could do for B.S.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - April 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Near flawless! A masterpiece of satirical wit that utterly keeps 'up' with the latest in Britney news. Without the green pills, she spells her name: 'Nip yer breasts', 'Presbyterian', 'Prissy teen bra' and 'Trys bare penis'.
Spaff.com - April 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Luke: Cool! "Britney Spears" really *is* an anagram of "Presbyterians." Thanx for pointing that out. That is easily the best pop-star anagram since "Axl Rose."
Saider E. - June 06, 2004 - Report this comment
I am now a fan. oh, god! Imma Spaff-a-holic!!!
Spaff.com - June 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanx, Saider, and I suggest rehab immediately.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - October 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Hello. Back again. (I was 'clean' for all this time, but I'm a Spaff addict again. This is just too funny.) "AXL ROSE"... hmm...
charlotte - November 22, 2004 - Report this comment
funny-DISS THE SPOTTY BRITTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spaff.com - December 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Ralphing Luke: Therapy. Stat.
Charlotte: We must speak different dialects. But "Spotty Britters" would be a great band name.
Melhi - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Just did my part to boost YOUR ratings. :)
Spaff.com - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanx, Mel. Nice boost ya got there.
Blue Ant - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment
I think I should do just what this parody says and vote on it.
Spaff.com - July 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanx for being a booster, Blue.
white trash - December 01, 2009 - Report this comment
three groups the intelligentsia, the drop outs, and below that is britany spears in her own little group
Spaff.com - December 13, 2009 - Report this comment
I've applied for membership to all three groups.
white trash - April 15, 2010 - Report this comment
ah, britney next thing you know she will be dating cthulhu
Spaff.com - May 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Not a bad date. He can get past all the velvet ropes.

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