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Song Parodies -> "Saline"

Original Song Title:

"Sailing"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Christopher Cross

Parody Song Title:

"Saline"

Parody Written by:

Spaff.com

The Lyrics

[Sensitive-guy double-neck guitar intro]

Well you're not so bad f'ra skinny girl
At least you're not fug-ly
But if the wind is right you could blow away
May I speak candidly?
Oh - Enhancements can do miracles
Chest you wait and see
Believe me

It's not far from Audrey to Marilyn
Two sandwich bags and then
(What was) an empty leash will be brandishin'
A pair of man's best friends
Oh - Implantses can do miracles
Just inflate and see
They're dreeeamy

Saline!
Takes you from 'A'
To thirty-four or
Thirrr-ty-six 'D'
You can win us over pneumatically
La Leche League and me

Fantasy
Bounces reality
When there's saline
I'll pitch in for the surgery
Make you over extre-me-ly
Won't you appeeease me?

Saline!
Makes it okay
To wear your flouncy
Baby doll tee
Just a dream: You're Pamela Anderson
And I'm your Tommy Lee

[Medical instrumental break]

Well it's not like lust or lechery
I'll claim unblinking-ly
But if the work's done right you could bust my brain
Decolletage, mais oui
Oh - Enhancements can do miracles
Mammalarily
Viva la cleeeavage

Saline!
Takes you from 'A'
To thirty-six or
Thirrr-ty-eight 'D'
We'll just hang two bulbular ornaments
On your Christmas tree

[Guitar fade]
[Interrupted occasionally by foreign objects bumping the strings from above]

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 12

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EmiLoca - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Can't touch those...I mean, this. Chest hilarious, the breast I've read all day. *nerdy, nasal giggle* I'm so funny. Fives.
DKTOS? - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
For those who Don't Know The Original Song, it's currently available at
spaff.com/dktos
John Barry - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
You salty dog!
Arwen - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Too funny, Spaff...=) 5s...
Johnny D - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Had to get this off your chest, Mighty Spaff? You succeeded!

Hey, there are 3 parodies about breasts today and a 4th parody that mentions them!
Leo Jay - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
"Decolletage, mais oui". Love it. Great stuff.
Kristof Robertson - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Ho hum..another well earned bunch of 5's to the consistently excellent Mr S.P. Aff...hey, can't you write a bad one for a bit of variety? :-)
Jack Wilson - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job! 555!
Ashkicksass - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Knockers Rock. This was titriffic.
Tim Hall - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
The breastest parody i have ever read.
Royce Miller - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
excellent
Johnny D - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
(voted earlier) Favorite lines:

Oh - Implantses can do miracles
Just inflate and see

.....and.....

Oh - Enhancements can do miracles Mammalarily
Cookie-man - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
This is one of the breast parodies I have read in a while!!! 555
Claude Prez - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Tempted to dock you for making me download ChrisChross but it would still come up fives anyway; say, I know where you can get some extra large BRAS for those.
Spaff.com - July 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanx, AcoLime & Boo Barry & Evenstar & Johnny Dangle & Lee OJ & Fotsirk Nostrebor & Jackie & Sister Kicksass & Tim the Enchanter & Royce-a-Roni & Johnny Dangle's evil twin & Cookie Monster!

C4P: Here?:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/smashmouth19.shtml
Johnny D - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Restoring my previous 555 vote.
HERE'S ROBERT LUND'S RECORDING - August 25, 2004 - Report this comment
http://www.spaff.com/poesy/saline.html
Eileen - February 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Yes.......they are real.......HYSTERICAL!
Spaff.com - February 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Glad to hear it, Eileen. Feel free to send me a jpg.
Michael Pacholek - February 22, 2005 - Report this comment
You seem to have found the solution.
Spaff.com - March 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Michaelopedia: Yes. Eat, write, and exorcise.
David Pratter - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Definitely one of the funniest parodies on this website. I like the original song by Christopher Cross and even N'Sync's cover version. However, this parody is awesome, I love the way it provokes BIG BOOBS from Saline implants! I must say, it was very talented and creative, and I even love the animated image on spaff.com that shows a woman jacking a car up on her breasts - that's outrageously hilarious! I listen to this very frequently, because the humor is awesome! My opinion on implants is that they are not the answer to being sexy and beautiful on the inside. They don't change who a woman is at heart. I will not marry a woman with implants. They also block the milk glands, so I advise any women who want to be a mother to not get them so they can still breastfeed their infants. Although I'm against women getting them, the issue is certainly worth provoking, the same way I provoke Girls Gone Wild as one of my parodies. Honestly, I find women with natural big breasts more attractive, not artificial ones. But Dolly Parton has huge ones that do not contain implants!
Spaff.com - June 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Wow, David, if THAT comment doesn't send people to my website in a hormonal rush, I don't know what will. I can take zero credit for that image, though - I found in in a photo search and couldn't, um, let it go. And many thanks - comments like yours are the reason I keep doing this.

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