[Sensitive-guy double-neck guitar intro]

Well you're not so bad f'ra skinny girl
At least you're not fug-ly
But if the wind is right you could blow away
May I speak candidly?
Oh - Enhancements can do miracles
Chest you wait and see
Believe me

It's not far from Audrey to Marilyn
Two sandwich bags and then
(What was) an empty leash will be brandishin'
A pair of man's best friends
Oh - Implantses can do miracles
Just inflate and see
They're dreeeamy

Saline!
Takes you from 'A'
To thirty-four or
Thirrr-ty-six 'D'
You can win us over pneumatically
La Leche League and me

Fantasy
Bounces reality
When there's saline
I'll pitch in for the surgery
Make you over extre-me-ly
Won't you appeeease me?

Saline!
Makes it okay
To wear your flouncy
Baby doll tee
Just a dream: You're Pamela Anderson
And I'm your Tommy Lee

[Medical instrumental break]

Well it's not like lust or lechery
I'll claim unblinking-ly
But if the work's done right you could bust my brain
Decolletage, mais oui
Oh - Enhancements can do miracles
Mammalarily
Viva la cleeeavage

Saline!
Takes you from 'A'
To thirty-six or
Thirrr-ty-eight 'D'
We'll just hang two bulbular ornaments
On your Christmas tree

[Guitar fade]
[Interrupted occasionally by foreign objects bumping the strings from above]