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Song Parodies -> "Rambo No. 5 (A Little Bit of Canada)"

Original Song Title:

"Mambo No. 5"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lou Bega

Parody Song Title:

"Rambo No. 5 (A Little Bit of Canada)"

Parody Written by:

Spaff.com

The Lyrics

Ladies and gentlemen, George Bush in Rambo Number Five!
(Rambo 4 is on hold while Stallone considers running for office.)

Five four three two one
And we blast off in the still - new millennium
We're not - giving up the new world order
The boys say they're all 'bout extending - er, defending our borders
Got nukes? If you do or not
You'll all get caught when we get hot
Like the wacky Iraqis, Afghanny-stanis,
And shall I continue? They're all as tough as grannies
So what's next my friend? There's really no end in sight
Ain't no stoppin' till we've occupied
Everyplace else where the folks don't eat
Bacon
But first we'll be takin':

A little bit of Canada - seems real nice
A little bit of Mexico - beans and rice
A little bit of Haiti's voodoo nights
A little bit of Cuba - Castro bites
A little bit of England - Britain's Great
A little bit of Turkey - on my plate
A little bit of Switzerland's cool I've heard
A little bit of Greece 'cause it's the word
(Oaaah!)

Rambo Number Five
(Oaaah!)

Get good and pissed
And pound an angry fist
Fly your planes all around
Put your troops on the ground
Denounce the left, cajole the right
Schmooze the U.N. then toss it aside
Get the Serbs once, and get Iraq twice
But there's plenty more spots that are looking real nice:

A little bit of Panama's still our place
A little bit of Monaco's saved by Grace
A little bit of Holland's red-light bars
A little bit of China's free of SARS
A little bit of Tonga - life's a beach
A little bit of Russia's in our reach
Everything from Austria and Alger-
-ia on through to Zambia and Zaire
(Oaaah!)

Bump it
And dump it
Rambo Number Five!
(Heh-heh-heh)

A little bit of arrogance - right makes might
A little bit of petulance spurs the fight
A little bit of chutzpa - what's the fuss?
A little bit of ego - God blessed us!
A little bit of Rumsfeld - he's so nice
A little bit of Condo - leeza Rice
A little bit of W. - Here's the hope:
A little bit of war makes this our globe!

Rambo Number Five!
(Oaaah!)
Copyright 2003+ Spaff.com

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 18

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Jeff Reuben - July 02, 2003 - Report this comment
I'm sure the Bushies will love this one (I sure did!)
Snaggletoth - July 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Great idea! Great work! Really, really good!
ms. antipop - July 02, 2003 - Report this comment
WOW! Great job. Best thing I've read all day.
FuNkY mOnKeY - July 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Great work dudes. Really smart parody. "Nailing Charlie's Angels" is also a great parody while I'm at it.
Melhi - July 02, 2003 - Report this comment
I wouldn't have guessed that anyone could make this song even remotely bearable, but wow, this was good!
Pat - July 02, 2003 - Report this comment
That was really good!!!!! (still singing)
Michael Pacholek - July 02, 2003 - Report this comment
I can actually imagine Our Fearless Appointed Leader With a Purpose singing this one. Especially "Greece, 'cause it's the word." Of course, that song came out in 1978, and he was kinda into the snow -- I mean, the sauce -- back then.
Claude Prez - July 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Whoever gave this fours is out of their freaking mind. It's outstanding. Great job.
Spaff.com - July 03, 2003 - Report this comment
It's cool getting comments from good parody authors. Thanks, y'all!
Billy Florio - July 03, 2003 - Report this comment
lol...I thought it wa funny....but I gave it the 4's, Claude...
Joe Kaiser - July 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Baaaaahahaha. That's pretty good.
Klarissa - July 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job. My favourite line is the, "A little bit of Turkey - on my plate!" That's the breaking point of laughter for me.
kelaal - July 06, 2003 - Report this comment
I don't agree with everything in this, but it was still HILARIOUS!!
FuNkY mOnKeY - July 07, 2003 - Report this comment
"A little bit of Turkey - on my plate". That is genius!
Spaff.com - July 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks for the love! I've been waiting for someone to catch the Grace Kelly reference. Too passe'?
Phil Alexander - July 10, 2003 - Report this comment
But Spaff, can't comment on just the one line: there's too many goodies in it ;-) Must admit, I would have sworn I commented earlier but it ain't there... maybe I forgot to hit the button. Anyway I liked the split "Alger..ia/Zaire" rhyme (and the "extending ...er.. defending our borders" bit). But all in all, I'd say this is the best funny political parody on the site.
JC2003 - July 10, 2003 - Report this comment
I Laughed mah freakin butt off on this one!!! HILARIOUS!!! :) ' A lil bit of Condo-leeza Rice....LMAO that did it for me! HAHAHAHA'
Spaff.com - July 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks, guys. Phil: That's a helluva compliment, considering that probably half of the 10K parodies on this site are political. Made my day.
FuNkY mOnKeY - October 02, 2003 - Report this comment
I swear, when I go to spaff.com and read the parodies, I think "How in bloody hell do they think of these brilliant lyrics?!" Like: "A little bit of Greece 'cause it's the word"!! XD Genius, simply genius. This is one of the best parodies on the site, definitely.
Spaff.com - October 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Wow, thanks, FuNkY. Are you by chance related to any of the monkeys in the Room Full?
kelly - October 26, 2003 - Report this comment
haahahahahaha...omg, that wuz so funny... your a genius...hahahahaahahahahahaa...
AMIRIGHT AWARDS WINNER - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Best Parody About Iraq/Bush
FuNkY mOnKeY - November 15, 2003 - Report this comment
The monkeys in the Room Full? Hmm. I think one of them might be my cousin...anyway, congratulations on the Amiright Award!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - April 01, 2004 - Report this comment
I've said it in another of your parodies, and I'll say it again. I have to re-read these brilliant works to pick up all the puns. Great Britain, Life's a Beach, and Greece is the word fill me with an odd emotion that can only be called 'amusement'. Oman this is so good! I will listen to anything USA! I'd call you a girl but Uruguay! Iraq-on this is the best parody ever!
Spaff.com - April 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Belated thanx to kelly & FuNkY. And, Luke: Thanx again for Peru-sing my stuff.
Billy Florio - August 04, 2004 - Report this comment
A little bit revoteing for this song.....

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