Song Parodies -> Pine Cones and Halle Berry
| Original Song Title: | "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas/Pine Cones and Holly Berries" |
| Original Performer: | Meredith Willson |
| Parody Song Title: | "Pine Cones and Halle Berry" |
| Parody Written by: | Spaff.com |
Is it December yet? Robert Lund could release a Christmas CD this year, so I'm throwing lyrics at him.
They're beginning the movie glut for Christmas
Promos everyplace
There are tie-ins at Taco Bell
Spots on the news as well
And all in time to join the Oscar race!
They're beginning to book a lot by Christmas
Movies large and small
It's what Hollywood yearly brings
To the couple-dozen screens
Right within your mall!
Spike Jonze and Halle Berry
Baldwins for you, Arquettes for me
Christopher Walken
Anthony Hopkins
All shall remember De-
Cember re-
Lease
Denzel and Jul-ia Roberts
Schmoozin' with Dave, Conan and Jay
Even Ben and J.Lo pre-
Tend that they go see
Movies on Christmas Day!
[Now, kids, sing the next two stanzas at the same time!]
They're beginning the movie glut for Christmas
Promos in your face
There are magazine cover deals
Toys in your Happy Meals
And all in time to join the Oscar race!
Wrap production and get them out by Christmas
Movies huge and small
They're the gifts that the season brings
To the cineplex's screens
In your urban sprawl -
RIGHT WITHIN - YOUR - MALL!
Brad Pitt and Angelina
Jolie - Saint Nick, bring 'er De-mi
More Schwarzeneggers
Four Terminators
No decent trilogy
Ends with part three
Will Smith and Colin Farrell
Harrison Ford, Sean Conner-ee
Anton-io and Melanie
Tom and Penelope
Cruisin' the press to say -
SEE MO-VIES ON CHRIST-MAS DAY!
Promos everyplace
There are tie-ins at Taco Bell
Spots on the news as well
And all in time to join the Oscar race!
They're beginning to book a lot by Christmas
Movies large and small
It's what Hollywood yearly brings
To the couple-dozen screens
Right within your mall!
Spike Jonze and Halle Berry
Baldwins for you, Arquettes for me
Christopher Walken
Anthony Hopkins
All shall remember De-
Cember re-
Lease
Denzel and Jul-ia Roberts
Schmoozin' with Dave, Conan and Jay
Even Ben and J.Lo pre-
Tend that they go see
Movies on Christmas Day!
[Now, kids, sing the next two stanzas at the same time!]
They're beginning the movie glut for Christmas
Promos in your face
There are magazine cover deals
Toys in your Happy Meals
And all in time to join the Oscar race!
Wrap production and get them out by Christmas
Movies huge and small
They're the gifts that the season brings
To the cineplex's screens
In your urban sprawl -
RIGHT WITHIN - YOUR - MALL!
Brad Pitt and Angelina
Jolie - Saint Nick, bring 'er De-mi
More Schwarzeneggers
Four Terminators
No decent trilogy
Ends with part three
Will Smith and Colin Farrell
Harrison Ford, Sean Conner-ee
Anton-io and Melanie
Tom and Penelope
Cruisin' the press to say -
SEE MO-VIES ON CHRIST-MAS DAY!
Copyright 2003+ Spaff.com
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Great stuff as usual Spaff; an X-Mas-terpiece, jammed with holiday goodies. And I don't even know that "Holly Berries" song; I gotta get that CD when it comes out; you will let us know, won't you?
I want a copy! Hey Spaffy, perhaps you could get a Google ad to promote it!
Thanks, C4P & Diva. As soon as I heard that Robert Lund was going to put out a Christmas CD, I started slamming him with Christmas parodies. I've sent him probably ten so far, all of which I'll eventually submit here. Whether any of them will end up on his CD remains to be seen - frankly, I think he's getting sick of me. But rest assured that if any of my stuff does get on there, I will make absolutely certain that all of y'all know about it, to the point that you're sick of me too. And buying Google ads ain't a bad idea - as long as I can purchase important key words like "Hillary Clinton," "JarJar," and "Anal."
LOL Spaff! Even your comments are amusing entertaining!
I'd also be curious if you/he came out with a CD.
Belated thanx, Diva & Wild!
Jeffy: Thanks for your curiosity! You'll find this track on the CD you recently ordered (from www.elvesgonewild.com).
Jeffy: Thanks for your curiosity! You'll find this track on the CD you recently ordered (from www.elvesgonewild.com).
A belated 555 ho-ho-ho's for you, Mighty SantaSpaff.
Johnny Dangle: And a belated thanx to you, you ho ho ho.
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