Song Parodies -> Unbeatable Buns
| Original Song Title: | "21 Guns" |
| Original Performer: | Green Day |
| Parody Song Title: | "Unbeatable Buns" |
| Parody Written by: | Spaff.com |
Hey there, buns fans. Be sure to check out the recording, featuring the unbeatable talents of Robert Lund (vocals) and Bob Emmet (music).
Janet's bakery is on the next block
Man her pastries totally rock
People line up around the clock
For a pie or cookie or muffin
But the goods that make her renowned
Are white hot but perfectly browned
Foodies come from miles around
'Cause she's got
Unbeatable buns
Tender and firm
Well worth the price
Unbelievable buns
Taking them home
Once would be nice
Maybe twice
Self control gets melted away
When she's got her buns on display
I can't wait for free sample day
'Cause her cupcakes are totally smokin'
When she asks if I wanna roll
My poor mind spins out of control
Like that guy made of Poppin' Fresh dough
I wanna poke 'em
Unbeatable buns
Bangin' baguettes
Holy focaccia
Unbelievable buns
Scandalous scones
One bite and she's gotcha
Unparalleled buns
Hot as hot damn
Sinful as Sodom
Unforgettable buns
Squeezably sweet
Top rack or bottom
Dude, she's got 'em
Man her pastries totally rock
People line up around the clock
For a pie or cookie or muffin
But the goods that make her renowned
Are white hot but perfectly browned
Foodies come from miles around
'Cause she's got
Unbeatable buns
Tender and firm
Well worth the price
Unbelievable buns
Taking them home
Once would be nice
Maybe twice
Self control gets melted away
When she's got her buns on display
I can't wait for free sample day
'Cause her cupcakes are totally smokin'
When she asks if I wanna roll
My poor mind spins out of control
Like that guy made of Poppin' Fresh dough
I wanna poke 'em
Unbeatable buns
Bangin' baguettes
Holy focaccia
Unbelievable buns
Scandalous scones
One bite and she's gotcha
Unparalleled buns
Hot as hot damn
Sinful as Sodom
Unforgettable buns
Squeezably sweet
Top rack or bottom
Dude, she's got 'em
(c) 2009+ 21st Century Spaffdown
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Someday I'm going to learn how to write this type of parody...In the meantime, I stand in awe of your talent!!!...555!!!
That's what I live for, Sir, to maintain "Powerful Buns " . . .
Spaff...this was one big pun,,:) but I read on the website that it was not about the keister at all...lol. It was a pun about buns. 5's
Mouthwateringly uber-cheeky entendres abound, topped with a delightful freshet of top-notch recording!
Very bunny parody, laffed my buns off.
Spaffer - I noticed that you did not EVEN mention hotdog buns - Thanks for not going there. =;-)
Very nice and tasty parody, Spaff! I'm so very hungry now. You sure worked your buns off with this parody. I love hot dog buns, hamburger buns, sweet buns, jelly buns, and steamed buns (originally called Siopao)! The buns I get from the Filipino store is called Pan De Sal. I also played this PS2 game "Atelier Iris" where during Food Synthesis event, you can create buns called Rosie Ann Buns, Average Buns, Bun a la Fran, etc. One big pun based parody, though. I've baked you 555 more buns fresh from the oven!
LOVED IT!!!! 555!!!
Wow, if y'all didn't figure this out already, I truly suck at this replying-to-comments thing. Belated thanks, Leo & Votress & adagio & TJC & blackjack & Guy & CMM & Jackie! Luv yer buns!
Amazing Parody, REALLY loved it. 555, Keep up the works of your artistic mind =]
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